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Woman with man flu !!!!!!!!!! - Yes its true

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yes its's so true :shock: :shock: :shock:
I get home from work tonight and find Corrie feeling very sorry for herself and looking all forlorn sad sad sad sad sad
"I'm not very well" she says
"oh my god" I say - you dont look well - in fact I'm thinking she looks like death poor thing
then those immortal lines are uttered - "I'm Dying!!!!!" - but to be fair to her she has been to the doctors - and he says she has a temprature - an infection and possibly a resperatory problem
Now - here's me with the dilemma - Poor Corrie is not well sad sad sad sad sad so I have given her her tea, and now she's laying here wrapped up in a quilt on the sofa after having an olbas oil inhailer
So I'm playing Dr Martell as well as Nursey Martell - who say's men cannot multi task lol lol lol lol
Quote by martellnotts
So I'm playing Dr Martell as well as Nursey Martell - who say's men cannot multi task lol lol lol lol

I hope you are dressing for the part Martell because I think I might be feeling a little under the weather today and I might need nursing :rascal:
Massive hugs to Corrie kiss kiss kiss
:shock:
it cant be" man flu"
woman cant hack it corrie would be in hospital m8
its just a cold rolleyes wink
that should start it all off !!!!!!!!! :twisted:
hope she get's better soon :rose:
I think I'm starting with Man Flu too sad
So we will see how good a nurse sercher01 makes confused
smackbottom
Women can't have "man flu"........
It's called "Bird Flu"
:giggle: bolt
Quote by cu3b4ll
smackbottom
Women can't have "man flu"........
It's called "Bird Flu"
:giggle: bolt

I got that the other week... 'Bird Flu' Came home Hoovered up, did the dishes, emptied the drier and made the beds.... luckily I have made a full recovery and now back in the chair with full use of the remote. :shock: biggrin :shock: biggrin :shock: biggrin lol
Mike xx
Quote by martellnotts
So I'm playing Dr Martell as well as Nursey Martell - who say's men cannot multi task lol lol lol lol

So where were you when I needed my own nurse last week? smackbottom
Quote by lilacgem
I think I'm starting with Man Flu too sad
So we will see how good a nurse sercher01 makes confused

awww por babe nurse sercher will lookafter u :therethere: innocent
Day 4 in the sick corrie house and poor corrie is now starting to panic
This morning at 04:30 I woke up to find her having a mild panic attack because she felt she couldnt breathe properlly
After calming het down and getting her back to bed I made her a cuppa, and we settled back down
Ive just got home to find her a little better
Thank you all for your kind messages
Now off to make here a menthol steam inhaler
The Doctor / Nurse is in the house
Quote by martellnotts
Day 4 in the sick corrie house and poor corrie is now starting to panic
This morning at 04:30 I woke up to find her having a mild panic attack because she felt she couldnt breathe properlly
After calming het down and getting her back to bed I made her a cuppa, and we settled back down
Ive just got home to find her a little better
Thank you all for your kind messages
Now off to make here a menthol steam inhaler
The Doctor / Nurse is in the house

Awwwww :therethere: Thats from me. I'm sorry you're feeling so crappy Corrie.
FIRE xx
Corrie
Get back to the doctors for a proper check up again...........................
kiss
Arrgh, Corrie, get well soon :therethere:
Martell your a star passionkiss
Quote by lilacgem
I think I'm starting with Man Flu too sad
So we will see how good a nurse sercher01 makes confused

omfg i think it could be contajus off readin this thread :shock:
just talked to lilacgem an she sounds bad confused
ill have to go rub some vic on her chest :twisted: wink
:scared: :scared: :scared:
just put "VIC" in google image search an got this

that should stop ur cold ????
take 2 an see me in the mornin :shock: rolleyes wink
Quote by madchick
:scared: :scared: :scared:
just put "VIC" in google image search an got this

that should stop ur cold ????
take 2 an see me in the mornin :shock: rolleyes wink

Does sercher really look like that in the mornings.......strange...I thought he had more hair
errrrrr! wrong thread rolleyes
mad*** wink
Day 7 in the sick Corrie house and I'm glad to say things are getting a lot lot better
Yesterday we spent a riveting hour in A & E after poor Corrie could hardly breathe on Saturday morning (about 5 am), so she rang the hospital and got an appointment, so we set off to the hospital, where I dropped her at the door - wheezing and panting (Corrie that is - not me)
I parked the car and went to find her - when I did she was stood at the desk whereupon we find they had her details wrong - NHS - brilliant isnt it we thought - a bleddy great computer and they still get it wrong
So we sit - and I thought we were there for hours - not so- after about 10 mins of waiting they called her through- and after another 30 mins or so back she came - where the transformation was astounding
So it's taken a trip to hospital to get what shge needed weeks ago - proper care
But she is now on the mend biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Thank you again for your best wishes, its very much appreciated