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Woman with man flu !!!!!!!!!! - Yes its true

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yes its's so true :shock: :shock: :shock:
I get home from work tonight and find Corrie feeling very sorry for herself and looking all forlorn sad :( :( :( :(
"I'm not very well" she says
"oh my god" I say - you dont look well - in fact I'm thinking she looks like death poor thing
then those immortal lines are uttered - "I'm Dying!!!!!" - but to be fair to her she has been to the doctors - and he says she has a temprature - an infection and possibly a resperatory problem
Now - here's me with the dilemma - Poor Corrie is not well :( :( :( :( :( so I have given her her tea, and now she's laying here wrapped up in a quilt on the sofa after having an olbas oil inhailer
So I'm playing Dr Martell as well as Nursey Martell - who say's men cannot multi task lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by martellnotts
So I'm playing Dr Martell as well as Nursey Martell - who say's men cannot multi task lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope you are dressing for the part Martell because I think I might be feeling a little under the weather today and I might need nursing :rascal:
Massive hugs to Corrie kiss :kiss: :kiss:
:shock:
it cant be" man flu"
woman cant hack it corrie would be in hospital m8
its just a cold rolleyes wink
that should start it all off !!!!!!!!! :twisted:
hope she get's better soon :rose:
I think I'm starting with Man Flu too sad
So we will see how good a nurse sercher01 makes confused
smackbottom
Women can't have "man flu"........
It's called "Bird Flu"
:giggle: bolt
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smackbottom
Women can't have "man flu"........
It's called "Bird Flu"
:giggle: bolt

I got that the other week... 'Bird Flu' Came home Hoovered up, did the dishes, emptied the drier and made the beds.... luckily I have made a full recovery and now back in the chair with full use of the remote. :shock: biggrin :shock: :D :shock: :D lol
Mike xx
Quote by martellnotts
So I'm playing Dr Martell as well as Nursey Martell - who say's men cannot multi task lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

So where were you when I needed my own nurse last week? smackbottom
Quote by lilacgem
I think I'm starting with Man Flu too sad
So we will see how good a nurse sercher01 makes confused

awww por babe nurse sercher will lookafter u :therethere: innocent
Day 4 in the sick corrie house and poor corrie is now starting to panic
This morning at 04:30 I woke up to find her having a mild panic attack because she felt she couldnt breathe properlly
After calming het down and getting her back to bed I made her a cuppa, and we settled back down
Ive just got home to find her a little better
Thank you all for your kind messages
Now off to make here a menthol steam inhaler
The Doctor / Nurse is in the house
Quote by martellnotts
Day 4 in the sick corrie house and poor corrie is now starting to panic
This morning at 04:30 I woke up to find her having a mild panic attack because she felt she couldnt breathe properlly
After calming het down and getting her back to bed I made her a cuppa, and we settled back down
Ive just got home to find her a little better
Thank you all for your kind messages
Now off to make here a menthol steam inhaler
The Doctor / Nurse is in the house

Awwwww :therethere: Thats from me. I'm sorry you're feeling so crappy Corrie.
FIRE xx
Corrie
Get back to the doctors for a proper check up again...........................
kiss
Arrgh, Corrie, get well soon :therethere:
Martell your a star passionkiss
Quote by lilacgem
I think I'm starting with Man Flu too sad
So we will see how good a nurse sercher01 makes confused

omfg i think it could be contajus off readin this thread :shock:
just talked to lilacgem an she sounds bad :?
ill have to go rub some vic on her chest :twisted: wink
:scared: :scared: :scared:
just put "VIC" in google image search an got this

that should stop ur cold ????
take 2 an see me in the mornin :shock: rolleyes wink
Quote by madchick
:scared: :scared: :scared:
just put "VIC" in google image search an got this

that should stop ur cold ????
take 2 an see me in the mornin :shock: rolleyes wink

Does sercher really look like that in the mornings.......strange...I thought he had more hair
errrrrr! wrong thread :roll:
mad*** :wink:
Day 7 in the sick Corrie house and I'm glad to say things are getting a lot lot better
Yesterday we spent a riveting hour in A & E after poor Corrie could hardly breathe on Saturday morning (about 5 am), so she rang the hospital and got an appointment, so we set off to the hospital, where I dropped her at the door - wheezing and panting (Corrie that is - not me)
I parked the car and went to find her - when I did she was stood at the desk whereupon we find they had her details wrong - NHS - brilliant isnt it we thought - a bleddy great computer and they still get it wrong
So we sit - and I thought we were there for hours - not so- after about 10 mins of waiting they called her through- and after another 30 mins or so back she came - where the transformation was astounding
So it's taken a trip to hospital to get what shge needed weeks ago - proper care
But she is now on the mend biggrin :D :D :D :D
Thank you again for your best wishes, its very much appreciated