Women & The Funny Things They Say!

Quote by Wishmaster
Last week, I had a lovely female member of the chat room come and stay the night - I won't name her for reasons of discretion and to save the daft mare's blushes - but........
In the middle of having some fun in the bedroom she started screaming really loudly ... I thought to myself "Hey Wishy! You really press this girl's buttons!! Well done you!!!" .... to my utter dismay I soon realised it was not because of my sexual prowess that she was screaming, it was because she hates creepy crawlies and things that buzz (read into that whatever you want . hehehe) .. and there was this tiniest - and I mean the most embryonic fly you could ever see zipping about on the ceiling .... so what did this lovely, intelligent, sexy woman say in between pants of hyperventilation ........
...........wait for it ...............
"Eeeeek! Make it dead! .. Make it Die!!!!"
Then proceeded to hide under the duvet until I had got rid of it..
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I mean, c'mon .... 'Make it dead' .......... what's that supposed to mean???
I would have killed the bugger if I hadn't been laughing so much.... hehehe
Anyone else got any anecdotes of the funny things that women say (I can see this thread running on and on and on and on ..... hehehe)

Quote by LilMissGullable
SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Hate em.... i know they prolly more scared of me as there about 500,00 times smaller than me(exageration) but they move fast....
I have to say tho... Blossom(my cat) cames to my rescue
She plays with them.... and finally when they can take no more... they die!!
Hoooorrayyyyy to Blossom
"Go get em bitch"!!!

Quote by Wishmaster
Last week, I had a lovely female member of the chat room come and stay the night - I won't name her for reasons of discretion and to save the daft mare's blushes - but........
In the middle of having some fun in the bedroom she started screaming really loudly ... I thought to myself "Hey Wishy! You really press this girl's buttons!! Well done you!!!" .... to my utter dismay I soon realised it was not because of my sexual prowess that she was screaming, it was because she hates creepy crawlies and things that buzz (read into that whatever you want . hehehe) .. and there was this tiniest - and I mean the most embryonic fly you could ever see zipping about on the ceiling .... so what did this lovely, intelligent, sexy woman say in between pants of hyperventilation ........
...........wait for it ...............
"Eeeeek! Make it dead! .. Make it Die!!!!"
Then proceeded to hide under the duvet until I had got rid of it..
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I mean, c'mon .... 'Make it dead' .......... what's that supposed to mean???
I would have killed the bugger if I hadn't been laughing so much.... hehehe
Anyone else got any anecdotes of the funny things that women say (I can see this thread running on and on and on and on ..... hehehe)

Quote by meat2pleaseu
maybe she's been watching too much star trek and thinks she captain picard?

Quote by kazswallows
are you in yet or when are we starting (a the man lays there and has already done his deed)
:lol: :shock:

Quote by Wishmaster
"Eeeeek! Make it dead! .. Make it Die!!!!"
Then proceeded to hide under the duvet until I had got rid of it..
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I mean, c'mon .... 'Make it dead' .......... what's that supposed to mean???
I would have killed the bugger if I hadn't been laughing so much.... hehehe
Anyone else got any anecdotes of the funny things that women say (I can see this thread running on and on and on and on ..... hehehe)