Women and cars.Doh!!

26 Feb 2005

What is it about women and cars?
KcKat told me (after a great deal of "erming" and "umming") that her car hadn't been serviced for 18 months and she hadn't checked the oil or coolant levels since. rolleyes

:roll:
FFS! banghead

When I checked the oil there wasn't even a trace on the dipstick and I had the devil's own job to even get the dipstick out.
Her little car (bless it) hadn't let her down in the face of such abuse, but it's now wearing a smile on it's face :P :P
Oh! And even AFTER I'd shown her where to put the oil in, and she'd seen where the dipstick goes, she still tried to put the dipstick back in through the oil filler on the top of the rocker cover! :shock: :shock:
dunno

:dunno:
It's a good job you girls know intuitively where you have to put a cock isn't it? :twisted:
PS If you don't know then I'd be happy to show yer!! :grin: :grin:
bolt

26 Feb 2005

ffs were expected to be mechanics now ???
aint that what guys are for ??
when hubby bought my car for me it came with a service manual not a service womanual
were just there to drive the thing and look good lol

if it gets dirty or doesn't drive good take it back to the garage flash your pearly whites and your leg as you get out of the car .... I dont even know how to open the bonnet
.xX Jo Xx.

26 Feb 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
It's a good job you girls know intuitively where you have to put a cock isn't it? :twisted:

In their defence... they have got three holes to choose from...

26 Feb 2005

Also in our defence, we gave up trying to understand the machanics when some wise guy from VW decided to switch the bonnet with the boot rolleyes

26 Feb 2005

checks her boots ......... phew! I never even knew you could get motorised boots :shock:

26 Feb 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
What is it about women and cars?

Also in their defence... if it wasn't for women and cars, there wouldnt be much dogging.

26 Feb 2005

Why women can't fix cars...

26 Feb 2005

I like being serviced every day. Keeps me running smoothly!!
innocent

:whistling: :whistling:
redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:twisted: :twisted:

26 Feb 2005

well i had to draw a picture to where to put the fuel in as mrs n/east thinks it runs on freash air smile

26 Feb 2005

FFS

:banghead:
Now she's covered herself and half the kitchen in cream! (She was using an electric whisk and she let go of the plastic container). She'd only just cleaned up in the kitchen before she did it too!
What can you say? rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
(Methinks I'm gonna suffer for this later) :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Gonna keep my head down now.
bolt

26 Feb 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Now she's covered herself in cream!

Can I come over and lick it off her?

26 Feb 2005

check oil ........change wheels...........
:shock:
is nt that what men are for

26 Feb 2005

Quote by redstilletto
is nt that what men are for

a couple of women have said that now....which is fine, but what are women for if that's the case? I know from bitter experience (painful beatings) it's not cooking or cleaning!

26 Feb 2005

I know how to check the oil, fill the washer bottle, check the tyre pressure and change a wheel cool

I don't do these things though - got to let Kat think I need him for something wink

26 Feb 2005

I don`t care. Can`t drive :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Feb 2005

oh well....just for the record i am female and i put oil and window cleaning stuff in it as well.... well done me
as for the creme well ill lick it off so dont worry
on showing my bf the post he laughed and then said he serviced a cpls girl at 36,000 which had never been serviced before and the oil had to scrapped off what was left it and (and yes he is proud of the day he serviced 2 lesbians - men redface

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26 Feb 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2

is nt that what men are for

a couple of women have said that now....which is fine, but what are women for if that's the case? I know from bitter experience (painful beatings) it's not cooking or cleaning!
i was being sarcastic back to the men
red is very good at fixing her car
wink

27 Feb 2005

Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
If I hadn't already shagged you, you'd be going without tonight :eeek:
bolt

27 Feb 2005

Nuff said

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G

Nuff said

Isn't that Ann Robinson?

27 Feb 2005

OK ok ... I'll defend the female of the species .... I do know where the oil, water, washer, petrol go . I can definintely find my way round the basics of an engine, change certain gaskets, oil/air filters etc.
I can also strip bike engines, and rebuild them.
... but I have a male who is willing to do it for me now ....
C x .......... former hobbyist grease monkey

27 Feb 2005

fems car lol our lass still dont know where to put the fuel

3 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Also in our defence, we gave up trying to understand the machanics when some wise guy from VW decided to switch the bonnet with the boot

You know............ Must be a bloody small engine in the hatchback of my friends VW Golf then 'cause I can't find it!!!!
Although there is a large bit of metal that makes a noise under the bonnet!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX