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Dave__Notts
Sex God
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts
Stormwalker
Sex God
In my experience, it involves Chocolate and pissing me off....though not necessarily in that order....
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts

Be grateful.....It could have been much worse .............. she could have broken a nail! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
In my experience, it involves Chocolate and pissing me off....though not necessarily in that order....

That was the conclusion I came to... right after she pissed me off by nicking my chocolate. :shock:
venus68
Casanova
I broke one of my best nails today and I kept it to myself until now. Thank you for allowing me to share my burden. I was actually gutted, but had no one to tell :cry:
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Quote by venus68
I broke one of my best nails today and I kept it to myself until now. Thank you for allowing me to share my burden. I was actually gutted, but had no one to tell :cry:

Did you cry? I bet you did passionkiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dawnie
Sex God
Send my love to Alex please Dave :rose:
I hope her shoes recover well :thumbup:
Unknown User
I can imagine her horror esp if they are expensive shoes!... scuffed shoes can't ever be the same again -no matter how much you polish them sad
On a less serious note :lol2: I really hope Alex's ankle getting better and you are running around looking after her wink
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts

:shock: :shock: Men do that too!
I fell down the toilet and broke my big toe and all hubby was concerned about was the broken toilet seat! rolleyes
I just don't understand men! wink
Sarah
Sex God
IMO Alex did the right thing, her shoes are very important. biggrin
Scuffed shoes need to go to hospital!
:kiss
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts

:shock: :shock: Men do that too!
I fell down the toilet and broke my big toe and all hubby was concerned about was the broken toilet seat! rolleyes
I just don't understand men! wink
??? how did you fall down the toilet??
xx fem xx
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts

:shock: :shock: Men do that too!
I fell down the toilet and broke my big toe and all hubby was concerned about was the broken toilet seat! rolleyes
I just don't understand men! wink
??? how did you fall down the toilet??
xx fem xx
A woman can do anything that defies logic bolt
Dave_Notts
Unknown User
So have you bought Alex a new pair yet Dave?
biggrin
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by Lilacgem
So have you bought Alex a new pair yet Dave?
biggrin

Ermmmmmmm No lol
Dave_Notts
Calista
Sex God
How is Alex ankle rolleyes confused:
I'm the rare woman who doesn't "do" shoes (I can never get them to fit :crysmile but I do "do" handbags lol
Cal
H__x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
How is Alex ankle rolleyes confused:
I'm the rare woman who doesn't "do" shoes (I can never get them to fit :crysmile but I do "do" handbags lol
Cal

Aren't they uncomfortable to walk in?
H.x
Calista
Sex God
Quote by H-x
How is Alex ankle rolleyes confused:
I'm the rare woman who doesn't "do" shoes (I can never get them to fit :crysmile but I do "do" handbags lol
Cal

Aren't they uncomfortable to walk in?
H.x
:doh: Now you see why I have problems getting them to fit properly!
:giggle:
Ian
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx
:shock: :shock: Men do that too!
I fell down the toilet and broke my big toe and all hubby was concerned about was the broken toilet seat! rolleyes
I just don't understand men! wink

Looking at this from a man's point of view. If the toilet seat was in its rightful position (left up after use ready for the next user), then as far as I can see, the aforementioned seat would not have been broken. :wink:
foxylady2209
Sex God
The logic is 100% clear and not a female thing at all.
Ankles - even broken ones - heal.
Scuffed shoes stay scuffed.
The priorities are perfect. LOL
Quote by Dave__Notts
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts
Unknown User
once me n mr Bone were crossing a road and he tripped over the kerb and fell over real 'splat' style and went tumbling off down the street...I immediately sprang into action and went to the rescue.....
"Babe, ive saved your coke from rolling into the road" says I proudly holding aloft the bottle of pop that had fallen from his pocket!
he was still sprawled face down on the pavement being helped up by a passer by.....lol
He still goes on about it even to this day!!....its not cheap proper coca cola you know
northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts
ya nar how to shut her up mara,buy her some ...hush puppies :lol:
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Women!!!! I just do not understand them.
I get a phone call from Alex saying that she has fallen at work and can I pick her up and take her to A&E.
Oh course I can sweetie, I drop everything and go towards the car to race over. In my sweetest and sympathetic voice I ask her has she damaged anything.
YES she wails out...........it is a tragedy.......I have scuffed my new shoes.
FFS woman.........you have fallen over, twisted your ankle under you, have no idea if you have broken it at this time but the only thing to enter your head is that you have scuffed your new shoes.
No wonder us men do not have a clue with you lol
Dave_Notts

:shock: :shock: Men do that too!
I fell down the toilet and broke my big toe and all hubby was concerned about was the broken toilet seat! rolleyes
I just don't understand men! wink
??? how did you fall down the toilet??
xx fem xx
A woman can do anything that defies logic bolt
Dave_Notts
smackbottom :smackbottom: It was very logical I'll have you know. I was throwing water at my son in the back garden and couldn't reach the window! :roll:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
As the owner of approximately 200 pairs of shoes I totally understand! What's not to get?? dunno
Men! rolleyes
:giggle:
bustylady40
Master of Sex
Women aren't here to be understood. rolleyes
We are here to be a pain, nag, be bought random pressies and expect you to know what we want without us asking.
Oh and be shagged senselessy at the drop of a hat. biggrin
xxxxxxx