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Womens rights.............what about mens rights?

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When should Mr_Freckledbird be allowed to join in the forum with us

Whenever Bev allows him............because she said she decides
25-75 in favour of Bev........because she can
Whenever he wants.............and tell Freckledbird to get off (please note: This could lead to his premature death by bludgeoning)
50-50 as it is a partnership
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Dave__Notts
Sex God
Poor Mr_Freckledbird does not get a chance to use the computer much and join in the discussions and fun because Bev says "It is my computer so ner ner"
Vix
Sex God
If it's her machine, then whenever she says. Simple as.
I was in this situ with my ex. I went and bought a machine for myself. Sorted.
westerross
Sex God
Can't we have a whip round for a laptop for Mr Frecklebird. I'd be against anything which takes Bev away from the site. I can just imagine him typing quicker and quicker as he hears the foot tapping behind him.
Sarah
Sex God
oh dear, I think you are going to be in big trouble here
Freckledbird
Sex God
:shock: OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Dave, you do know that I can see this don't you? You just don't know when to stop, do you? You are indeed a brave man, just you bloody wait till I get my hands on you! Mr. Freckledbird has joined the forum and posted, I'll have you know. He's on as MR-FB if anyone wants to know. lol
You got off lightly last night Dave, start worrying. :twisted:
Vix
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Can't we have a whip round for a laptop for Mr Frecklebird. I'd be against anything which takes Bev away from the site. I can just imagine him typing quicker and quicker as he hears the foot tapping behind him.

Fuck it, I've got a couple spare ones. Who can come fetch one? Thing is, whoever comes might be 'kept' for a few days.
(In my Small Boy Cupboard)
Freckledbird
Sex God
I could send Chris to get one, seeing as it's for him lol
He wouldn't fit in a small boy cupboard though, he's a big boy :lol:
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Dave, you do know that I can see this don't you? You just don't know when to stop, do you? You are indeed a brave man, just you bloody wait till I get my hands on you! Mr. Freckledbird has joined the forum and posted, I'll have you know. He's on as MR-FB if anyone wants to know. lol
You got off lightly last night Dave, start worrying. :twisted:

Start worrying Bev???? I have had nightmares thinking what you are going to do to me.......and a smackbottom is the least of my worries bolt
Dave_Notts
xxxxx for bev. Just remembered that I will be seeing her at the Notts Drink so need to grovel............................ruddy fast.
Oh me and my gob............helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Vix
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
I could send Chris to get one, seeing as it's for him lol
He wouldn't fit in a small boy cupboard though, he's a big boy :lol:

Everyone can fit in a Small Boy Cupboard. You just have to cut them up right.
Freckledbird
Sex God
Dave
on your knees, honey. If you're going to grovel, at least do it properly ffs rolleyes
Dave__Notts
Sex God
worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Just noticed that Mr_FB has not put his opinion yet Bev...............
............oh just remembered............it's not 03:00 yet bolt
Dave_Notts
Sh1t..........the grovelling was working as well then..........now I have put me foot in it again
Mr__fb
Sexlightened
I've cast my vote. I WASNT the one who said bev should get it. i reckon she did that lol
Unknown User
Quote by Dave__Notts
Poor Mr_Freckledbird does not get a chance to use the computer much and join in the discussions and fun because Bev says "It is my computer so ner ner"

I heard that she keeps him tied to the bed on a piece of elastic long enough to reach the bathroom and fridge lol
Actually - I think Mr FB is just a hologram and Bev poses as both in order that we thinkshe's let him off the elastic rolleyes
Mr__fb
Sexlightened
No i've had to tie her down so i can get to comp rolleyes
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by MR-FB
No i've had to tie her down so i can get to comp rolleyes

Mr_FB I can just imagine her screaming all kinds of obscenities at you from the bed right now lol :lol: :lol:
Dave_Notts
Unknown User
Quote by Dave__Notts
No i've had to tie her down so i can get to comp rolleyes

Mr_FB I can just imagine her screaming all kinds of obscenities at you from the bed right now lol :lol: :lol:
Dave_Notts
Does anyone remember that scene from the Exorcist where her head did a 360...? :lol:
Freckledbird
Sex God
I got a Brownie badge for untying knots Dave :twisted:
And I got kicked out of Girl Guides 'cos I was a bad girl confused
Unknown User
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Mens rights... confused ... rolleyes ... dunno
:doh: You have the right to remain silent :grin:
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
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Mens rights... confused ... rolleyes ... dunno
:doh: You have the right to remain silent :grin:

Yep we do................................
...........but then a woman even breaks the silence bolt
Dave_Notts
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
3 women break it faster :shock: lol

Abso-bloody-lutely, all I managed on that whole road trip was two "You knows" and one "What the......." before being chatted out
Dave_Notts
ps for bev worship :worship: :worship:
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Keep trying :twisted:

worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: I am trying :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Wishmaster
Sex God
This thread has got nothing to do with computers has it??? I recognise it for what it really is .......... a fecking male subby thread!!!!!!!!
* Wishmaster storms off in a hump to look for some true female subbies...... oops - got one sitting on my right hand side...... ello blondie, didn't see you there and what are you doing sitting when u shoukd be kneeling - tsk tsk .... more training required methinks - off to the bedroom wench and prepare to receive ur punishment (we're not REALLYthis kinky.... hehehehe!)
Wishmaster & blondeslave
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
This thread has got nothing to do with computers has it??? I recognise it for what it really is .......... a fecking male subby thread!!!!!!!!

Que???
Dave_Notts
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
This thread has got nothing to do with computers has it??? I recognise it for what it really is .......... a fecking male subby thread!!!!!!!!

Que???
Dave_Notts
Not having a dig Dave.... just my wry sense of humour coming through here....
;) smile
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
This thread has got nothing to do with computers has it??? I recognise it for what it really is .......... a fecking male subby thread!!!!!!!!

Que???
Dave_Notts
Not having a dig Dave.... just my wry sense of humour coming through here....
;) smile
It is early morning for me, so type it slowly..............cos I can't read fast
Dave_Notts