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hi guys
it is with a mixture of happiness and sadness i tell you that for the forseable future i may not be around.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
this is due to the fact that.......
.............................................................
.........my pulsatron has arrived! :bounce: :cheers: :smug: :twisted:
i may pop in from time to time to ask that you hold a whip roubd for batteries and such, but appart from that.. i can see me being very busy.
luv n stuff
WBB
## a message for Mal609,
if there is no answer tomorrow and u hear a strange buzzing sound, please just post the chocolate through the letter box.
** a message for The_tongue,
will have to get urself a key cut to my house hun.. cos i wont be leaveing the bedroom to open the door over the next few weeks, and could you sort out the lighter in ur car so it can work as a power pack.. or i am not going anywhere!!!!!
Quote by well_busty_babe
for the forseable future i may not be around.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................
:cry: :cry: :sad: :undecided: :upset: :upset: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Another case of automation doing away with a man's job. We should get the union involved...
Bet you guys think she will be joking, i can tell you now, she isn't :thrilled: . Go for it WBB, you will love it. You obviously have tried one before as you know you are going to be so
:thrilled
Quote by well_busty_babe
** a message for The_tongue,
will have to get urself a key cut to my house hun.. cos i wont be leaveing the bedroom to open the door over the next few weeks, and could you sort out the lighter in ur car so it can work as a power pack.. or i am not going anywhere!!!!!

Tongue, the minute you get a chance, bust the Pulsatron with a hammer to force WBB back on the posts. Can't have her dissapearing into ecstasy land.
Hey as one of the guys who live under WBB's bed, I think it is good news guys! When we see the toy being cast aside we know it is time to creep out and clean up with a bedbath ( tongues permitted...? )
I think WBB needs some TLC and why dont they make toys that are that good for us guys?
Life's shit on two levels eh guys?
well i am actually waiting for the full write up.....
and as for a whip round for the batteries.... doesn't every self respecting woman have a dozen rechargable batteries primed and ready in emergencies just in case?
sean xxxx
Can i borrow it when your finished?? :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink
Quote by fabio grooverider
well i am actually waiting for the full write up.....
and as for a whip round for the batteries.... doesn't every self respecting woman have a dozen rechargable batteries primed and ready in emergencies just in case?
sean xxxx

sean were you mistaken when you wrote self respecting woman? maybe you meant self abusing!!!
:twisted:
gilbert
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Can i borrow it when your finished?? :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink

Do you think it's still going to be servicable after WBB's finished with it? :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Marya
I want one!!!!!
Mxx biggrin

if you can't find one i am only half an hour away..... with tons of rechargeable batteries to use!!!!! :D
Quote by easy
Do you think it's still going to be servicable after WBB's finished with it? :P lol :lol: :lol:

If I know WBB she's already ordered a replacement, to be delivered next week wink
Quote by Lucifer
If I know WBB she's already ordered a replacement, to be delivered next week wink

are you trying to say that one is not enough for our WBB........ why does that sound familar????? biggrin :D
Quote by DeniseBabe
What the hells a pulsatron????
Ive gathered its a sex aid..... but whats it look like how do you use it?????
Yes i know im stupid but if i dont ask i wont know will i redface

One of these gadgets :shock: :shock:
Steve
Blurb says "fantastic toy for couples" - is wBB qualified to operate one on her own?
Quick, somebody stop her...
Quote by steveg_nw
What the hells a pulsatron????
Ive gathered its a sex aid..... but whats it look like how do you use it?????
Yes i know im stupid but if i dont ask i wont know will i redface

One of these gadgets :shock: :shock:
Steve
I've witnessed (in a very scientific way, obviously wink ) the effects of this device and Steve, your use of the :shock: emoticon is pretty darn accurate I can tell you !!
Oh, and watch the wires WBB - very easily seem to break where they enter the toys......er....urm....so I've been told.
Carpathian
Quote by Lucifer
If I know WBB she's already ordered a replacement, to be delivered next week wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by fabio grooverider
are you trying to say that one is not enough for our WBB........ why does that sound familar????? biggrin :D

:laughabove: :laughabove: Even the newbies got you sussed hun.*
*this is great :D I can say what I want and she's not going to be here to see it, or if she does she'll be too spaced out to care.....:D
unless she's broken it :scared:
*checks out link*........Hhmmmmmmmmm. that looks kinda fun. :twisted:
*goes to dig out credit card*
WBB you are shameless, you just want us to miss you so much, now if you were the wanton woman you seem to be where is the webcam.....we need to witness this experiment!!!
post the addie.... and I guarantee we will vote whetehr or not the pulsatron is the best thing since sliced bread, certainly sliced bread has never had an effect on the feeling in my pants!!!
G9lbert
Hmmmm - methinks I better make sure I'm properly earthed tomorrow when I drop off the chocolate :shock: !
Mal
wink
PULSATRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, my god, my pulsatron has changed my life, long may you shudder in ecstasy!!!!! lol, mind you at 35 quid a pop it bloody should be good!!!!!!
Enjoy it hunny, but be prepared to spend THOUSANDS on batteries!! Either that, or not be able to use the remote, the heated eye lash curlers, or anything else that requires batteries!!! xxxxxxx
Quote by DeniseBabe
ahhhhhh so thats what one of them is (thanks steve) ......... has anyone actually heard from busty since she got it????

Did spot her on the chatroom earlier,poor things batteries had run out already :cry: :cry:
But we came galantly to the rescue and are now expecting her any minute to come and collect our spares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink
well here i am, what can i say.. its errrr GOOD! redface
(am shaking too much to think of a more descriptive word at the moemnt)
alas its true my batteries ran out.. but a lovely friend of mine called in at the shop on the way to pick me up this evening and purchased some duracel! they lasted nearly the whole night!!!!!! biggrin
i am off now.. i have errrrrrr things to do! lol
As someone else has pointed out, and I know from experience lol...
Where the wire goes into the buzzy end it is very easy when holding or using them to bend the wire at right angles to the toy, as it uses cheap bell wire and doesnt have a gromet stickie outie thingie to stiffen the wire at that point they break quite quickly.
A shame really as the design is wonderfull, powerfull (almost to powerfull lol) and very versitile... just that one design fault, and all for the sake of a fraction of a pence in profit per unit.
Im sure i`ll be able to gain entry on Saturday WBB lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
well here i am, what can i say.. its errrr GOOD! redface
(am shaking too much to think of a more descriptive word at the moemnt)
alas its true my batteries ran out.. but a lovely friend of mine called in at the shop on the way to pick me up this evening and purchased some duracel! they lasted nearly the whole night!!!!!! biggrin
i am off now.. i have errrrrrr things to do! lol

right... time to start a whipround to get WBB a couple of sets of rechargable batteries....
i'll put in a quid!! lol i thought she found time to get off the machine to let us all know how it was going... lol
sweepstake time...... how long will the machine last?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
seanxxxxxxxx
have not really got a lot to say about it..... except.. WOW! its fab! lol
mal inspected it today.. purely for official mod reasons (so he told me!!!) so u will have to ask him if you require a more eloquent description. biggrin
I was looking for some batteries to lend you babe, but I can't find any. I 'd willingly operate the thingmanually for you my arm have gone stiff least I think it was my arm.