hi guys
it is with a mixture of happiness and sadness i tell you that for the forseable future i may not be around.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
this is due to the fact that.......
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.........my pulsatron has arrived! :bounce: :cheers: :smug: :twisted:
i may pop in from time to time to ask that you hold a whip roubd for batteries and such, but appart from that.. i can see me being very busy.
luv n stuff
WBB
## a message for Mal609,
if there is no answer tomorrow and u hear a strange buzzing sound, please just post the chocolate through the letter box.
** a message for The_tongue,
will have to get urself a key cut to my house hun.. cos i wont be leaveing the bedroom to open the door over the next few weeks, and could you sort out the lighter in ur car so it can work as a power pack.. or i am not going anywhere!!!!!
Bet you guys think she will be joking, i can tell you now, she isn't :thrilled: . Go for it WBB, you will love it. You obviously have tried one before as you know you are going to be so
:thrilled
Hey as one of the guys who live under WBB's bed, I think it is good news guys! When we see the toy being cast aside we know it is time to creep out and clean up with a bedbath ( tongues permitted...? )
I think WBB needs some TLC and why dont they make toys that are that good for us guys?
Life's shit on two levels eh guys?
well i am actually waiting for the full write up.....
and as for a whip round for the batteries.... doesn't every self respecting woman have a dozen rechargable batteries primed and ready in emergencies just in case?
sean xxxx
Blurb says "fantastic toy for couples" - is wBB qualified to operate one on her own?
Quick, somebody stop her...
WBB you are shameless, you just want us to miss you so much, now if you were the wanton woman you seem to be where is the webcam.....we need to witness this experiment!!!
post the addie.... and I guarantee we will vote whetehr or not the pulsatron is the best thing since sliced bread, certainly sliced bread has never had an effect on the feeling in my pants!!!
G9lbert
PULSATRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, my god, my pulsatron has changed my life, long may you shudder in ecstasy!!!!! lol, mind you at 35 quid a pop it bloody should be good!!!!!!
Enjoy it hunny, but be prepared to spend THOUSANDS on batteries!! Either that, or not be able to use the remote, the heated eye lash curlers, or anything else that requires batteries!!! xxxxxxx
As someone else has pointed out, and I know from experience lol...
Where the wire goes into the buzzy end it is very easy when holding or using them to bend the wire at right angles to the toy, as it uses cheap bell wire and doesnt have a gromet stickie outie thingie to stiffen the wire at that point they break quite quickly.
A shame really as the design is wonderfull, powerfull (almost to powerfull lol) and very versitile... just that one design fault, and all for the sake of a fraction of a pence in profit per unit.
I was looking for some batteries to lend you babe, but I can't find any. I 'd willingly operate the thingmanually for you my arm have gone stiff least I think it was my arm.