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Sex God
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Sorry, but I've just had such good news I have to share it with someone biggrin
As some of you will be aware, my son and his family were burgled in the early hours of Tuesday morning, and their car taken. He's just phoned me to tell me that the police have found his car.................with not a scratch on it :happy: :happy: :happy:
Good things DO still happen :D
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So that's not your ass on the motorcycle lol
Good news honey wink
Sex God
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So that's not your ass on the motorcycle lol

OI :shock:
It most certainly is biggrin
Warming the Bed
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did they leave any petrol or money in it? just to say thanks
rolleyes
rich
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Lisa, that is brilliant news, its about time something went right for them after the horrible events they have just been through. Lets just hope the police now manage to catch the little gits who took it in the first place.
Really pleased for you/your son and his girlfriend.
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So that's not your ass on the motorcycle lol

OI :shock:
It most certainly is biggrin
Nice....... Bike that is..... :P
Sex God
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Lisa, that is brilliant news, its about time something went right for them after the horrible events they have just been through. Lets just hope the police now manage to catch the little gits who took it in the first place.
Really pleased for you/your son and his girlfriend.

They've already got one of them................he was caught on camera using my son's bank card in the local Sainsbury's!
Orgasminator
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Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:
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Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Sex God
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Lol.
I'm only 4 ft nothing, but believe me, they wouldn't stand a chance. I'm just the right height to cause MAXIMUM damage biggrin
Orgasminator
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Er yes :shock:
you can stand at the front, i'm right behind you :lol:
Sex God
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woohoo :bounce:
fantastic news hun :cheers:
Ever so pleased for you biggrin
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Great news Lissa I know it was a downer to start with but looks like the situation has come good in the end. lol
Sex God
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Quote by Lissa
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Lol.
I'm only 4 ft nothing, but believe me, they wouldn't stand a chance. I'm just the right height to cause MAXIMUM damage biggrin
lissa... you are suppose to knee them... not headbutt them!!!!! bolt
sean xxxxxxx
Sex God
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Quote by fabio grooverider
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Lol.
I'm only 4 ft nothing, but believe me, they wouldn't stand a chance. I'm just the right height to cause MAXIMUM damage biggrin
lissa... you are suppose to knee them... not headbutt them!!!!! bolt
sean xxxxxxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hey, crash helmets have more than ONE use, you know wink
Orgasminator
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fantastic news biggrin lets just hope the b###ards get the book thrown at them & end up behind bars for a long time!
its also good to see the boys in blue doing there jobs with speed :D :D
Orgasminator
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So that's not your ass on the motorcycle lol

OI :shock:
It most certainly is biggrin
Yep, it sure is Lissa :D
Sexlightened
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How thick can you get using a stolen card where there's camera's ? Duh !! Hope the other one gets caught too... Mind you though they'll just get a slapped wrist no doubt...
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Sexlightened
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Well that is good news. Lets hope the system comes down on them hard to teach them a lesson (not sure it will though)
Sussex2
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Warming the Bed
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This reminded me of what happened to a mate and his son a few months ago (Nov I think)
His son's motorbike/scooter was stolen one night, he was only 3rd party so they had resigned themselves to their loss and, too nicely in my opinion, bought him another one for his birthday.
About 2 weeks later my mate was driving past the garage at the bottom (yes we are talking 50yards away) of his road and what does he see - the scooter being ridden by a local lad into the garage to fill up!!!!! Now my mate is a diesel fitter and not the smallest guy around so he called the cops on his mobile whilst turning round and making his way back to, successfully, block them until plod arrived.
Now that should have been the end of the story but, NO, not in our caring sharing society. The Police, in their wisdom, decided that there was, ahem, insufficient evidence to prove that they stole the scooter in the 1st place!?!????!?!?!?! Oh yeah, and they didnt even press the motoring offence charges (no insurance, no license etc.) as it was too much paperwork but did manage to find the time to enquire as to whether he had called them on his mobile whilst driving.
And we wonder why this country's full of lazy, lawless gobsh*tes.
Now all together with me, count to 10 and relax banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Sexlightened
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Same thing happened to me and sorry for hi-jacking the thread ... Long story short. Yamaha knicked from front garden. Mate see's kids wheeling bike past his house covered in mud and phucked. He stops them. Police turn up. Kids say they found it. No charge. Broken bike. End of. Bollox !!!
mad
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Quote by sussex2
Well that is good news. Lets hope the system comes down on them hard to teach them a lesson (not sure it will though)
Sussex2
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:kick: CLASSIC VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
THE END
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THE CANADIAN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool,and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. So far, so good, eh?
The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know
why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less
fortunate, like him, are cold and starving.
The CBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper,with
cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home with a table laden
with food.
Canadians are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.
The NDP, the CAW and the Coalition Against Poverty demonstrate in front
of the ant's house. The CBC, interrupting an Inuit cultural festival special
from Nunavut with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall
Overcome." Sven Robinson rants in an interview with Pamela Wallin that the
ant has gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate
taxhike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".
In response to polls, the Liberal Government drafts the Economic Equity
and Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the
summer.
The ant's taxes are reassessed, and he is also fined for failing to hire
grasshoppers as helpers.
Without enough money to pay both the fine and his newly imposed retroactive
taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
The ant moves to the US, and starts a successful agribiz company.
The CBC later shows the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last of the
ant's food, though Spring is still months away, while the government house
he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him
because he hasn't bothered to maintain it.
Inadequate government funding is blamed, Roy Romanow is appointed to
head a commission of enquiry that will cost $10,000,000.
The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Toronto Star blames
it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair
arising from social inequity.
The abandoned house is taken over by a gang of immigrant spiders, praised
by the government for enriching Canada's multicultural diversity, who promptly
set up a marijuana grow op and terrorize the community.
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I squatted in Brighton once. I came back one day to find all my stuff outisde the house. Evicted by Hoogstratens henchmen, luckily I wasn't there.
Anyway, as luck would have it, most of the valuables were picked up by the neigbour of a friend and I got those back quickly. I also managed to track down some valuable vinyl by phoning the local second hand record shop, there was someone in there trying to flog it all, who promptly scarpered.
I don't think I lost much at all. Very lucky.
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i have been in that situation,awoken by intruders searching for money ,car keys ect
i hope thinngs settle soon for you all
there are words for folk who do such a thing but we wont say here
ps nice add what kind of bike -Yours?
take care
Robbo
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Bit more good news!
The scumbags who did this burglary are now being held on remand until the middle of Feb, when they will appear in court charged with this offence and a string of others.
Apparently, because they entered the house while my lad and his family were asleep that counts as Aggravated Burglary, and just for that alone they could get up to 5 years in prison. Add to that the car theft, and whatever the other string of offences is, and with any luck they won't see the light of day for at least 5 years.
The worst thing about it is that one of the lads who did this was my son's friend at school. My son feels totally betrayed by him.
Sexlightened
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Lissa..........
Really happy for you and your family...........Can understand your son feeling detrayed...........but sadly that can be life, hopefully has got many more decent mates....
Planemike smile
Sex God
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Quote by gingerminge38
How thick can you get using a stolen card where there's camera's ? Duh !! Hope the other one gets caught too... Mind you though they'll just get a slapped wrist no doubt...
mad :x :x
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If villains were not thick we would not catch them.
let's hope the court send them down.