Woooooo Hoooooo!!!!! I won the lottery!!!

15 Apr 2011

Ok so I lied, but I'm gonna win it on Sat .... all £16 million!! :bounce:
and when I do I'm gonna open the biggest and best swinging club ever and you're all invited to the opening night for free (as long as I have first dibs on the hotties) :twisted: I might even give some of you a lifelong free membership and if you're really lucky (feckin smokin hot) I might take you dogging in my brand new R8 Spider!!
So obviously you're not going to win because I am ... but if you did ...... ????

15 Apr 2011

Quote by Funlovers2009
Ok so I lied, but I'm gonna win it on Sat .... all £16 million!! :bounce:
and when I do I'm gonna open the biggest and best swinging club ever and you're all invited to the opening night for free (as long as I have first dibs on the hotties) :twisted: I might even give some of you a lifelong free membership and if you're really lucky (feckin smokin hot) I might take you dogging in my brand new R8 Spider!!
So obviously you're not going to win because I am ... but if you did ...... ????

if i did i wouldn't go dogging in an R8, you might get it nicked or damaged and the chances of having any action without getting a hernia is quite minimal with those seats......buy yourself a ford galaxy too-just for dogging trips, you're worth it lol

15 Apr 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ok so I lied, but I'm gonna win it on Sat .... all £16 million!! :bounce:
and when I do I'm gonna open the biggest and best swinging club ever and you're all invited to the opening night for free (as long as I have first dibs on the hotties) :twisted: I might even give some of you a lifelong free membership and if you're really lucky (feckin smokin hot) I might take you dogging in my brand new R8 Spider!!
So obviously you're not going to win because I am ... but if you did ...... ????

if i did i wouldn't go dogging in an R8, you might get it nicked or damaged and the chances of having any action without getting a hernia is quite minimal with those seats......buy yourself a ford galaxy too-just for dogging trips, you're worth it lol

Fuck in my new R8 and get the seats covered in man goo??? Nooooooo!!! Over the bonnet would be the way ahead, that way I could polish my new pride and joy with my boobs at the same time!!

15 Apr 2011

Quote by Funlovers2009
Fuck in my new R8 and get the seats covered in man goo??? Nooooooo!!! Over the bonnet would be the way ahead, that way I could polish my new pride and joy with my boobs at the same time!!

have you seen how low it is?.....although i'm more concerned that you have tits like chamois leathers :eeek:

15 Apr 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Fuck in my new R8 and get the seats covered in man goo??? Nooooooo!!! Over the bonnet would be the way ahead, that way I could polish my new pride and joy with my boobs at the same time!!

have you seen how low it is?.....although i'm more concerned that you have tits like chamois leathers :eeek:
I'm very flexible (or I will be after my personal trainer has put me through my paces).
After my round the world holiday, that I'd have just come back from, my tits may well be leather like!! (Note to self .... remember to pack lots of sun cream) lol

15 Apr 2011

Hire a fucking Nanny so we can actually go out overnight lol

15 Apr 2011

We have a neighbour whose daughter is called F**king Brittany! confused

:? :? Lot of this f**king going on lol

15 Apr 2011

Bristol?? whats in Bristol??
must of missed all the crazy peeps last weekend...
tho any1 was at a posh hotel wedding there might of been annoyed by us smile

n I bought a ticket 4 wednesdays rollover in Bath.. on the assumsion that they dont want us eastenders winning...

15 Apr 2011

Quote by twos_company
Bristol?? whats in Bristol??

Well...... You did ask :lol2:

20 Apr 2011

I got that e-mail from the national lottery...marked "urgent" you should log in to your lottery account now! Fek me ... excited or what? So I log in, go to mailbox and...sure enough there it is...Congratulations, you're a winner....you've won on the dailay draw :sad: ffs.

20 Apr 2011

Quote by skinny
I got that e-mail from the national lottery...marked "urgent" you should log in to your lottery account now! Fek me ... excited or what? So I log in, go to mailbox and...sure enough there it is...Congratulations, you're a winner....you've won on the dailay draw :sad: ffs.

:giggle:
better than a kick in the balls though hey!!

22 Apr 2011

I won. My £10 didn't go far in asda/aldi/netto type place though. With all £15000000 perhaps I could afford tesco!