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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD ( With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD ( Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble .
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
FINE in my book means
Fucked Up
Insecure
Neurotic &
Emotional
So I am FINE - okay!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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FINE in my book means
Fucked Up
Insecure
Neurotic &
Emotional
So I am FINE - okay!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Usually said through gritted teeth with hand extended palm towards you in a forceful way!
I know her so well!
Fred
Sometimes they manage without words completely...
Mrs M manages to tut and roll here eyes to the top of her head in exactly the same way as her late mother.... ( late mother had had a stroke and had very little language skills left... sadly, but boy how she could speak without words!!!... mrs M is no different)
just know that then I am so completely in the wrong, and that there is no point in arguing....
I know my place confused :?
Mirth
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Women eh? Can't live with em, can't live with ://
Slightly off-topic, but was mesmerised by this emoticon. When it's in "Rant mode", it looks to me as though its saying "Bugger me" in a Fred Elliot type accent! rotflmao :rotflmao:
Bugger me" in a Fred Elliot type accent!

I'd bugger you in any accent you wanted Angel Chat!

Kinky Lizard <------top bugger'er! lol
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Bugger me" in a Fred Elliot type accent!

I'd bugger you in any accent you wanted Angel Chat!

Kinky Lizard <------top bugger'er! lolBugger Me?? Not with that bloody thing you won't! :sparring: :fuckinghell: :giveup:
You talking to me, Angel?
Bugger Me?? Not with that bloody thing you won't

Oh Bugger!
KL biggrin
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You talking to me, Angel?
Yes, you as well Mr Writer!
<~~Thinking of getting a new tatoo on her bum "Exit only"
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Bugger Me?? Not with that bloody thing you won't!

Oh darn.
Anyone want a six-foot fence post and a jar of vaseline that I, uh, just happen to have in my house, for no reason whatsoever, and have no use for?
Anyone want a six-foot fence post and a jar of vaseline that I, uh, just happen to have in my house, for no reason whatsoever, and have no use for?

Was that your ad on ebay then Roger???
Kinky Lizzzzzzard