Sorry guys but this has to be done:
World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she
wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
However, I have seen footnotes that basically read like this:
1) She got grumpy when no cups of tea appeared when she was poorly
2) She drank gin/wine/vodka
3) She didn't ALWAYS have a clean house, because if she didn't feel like cleaning she didn't have to
What would you add?
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Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale - giggle for the girls!
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