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Whats your opinion on the WORST film ever.....cant wait to see the different opinions on this....should be fun lol :lol:
my worst one of all time has to be......TOP GUN
because it has Tom Cruise in it, and its about crappy planes, because it has Tom Cruise in it, and I only have to hear the theme tune and it grates on me mad :x :x
cant stand the music or the plot (what little there is), and the acting leaves a lot to be desired.
Typical naff 80's tat!!!
so tell me yours :lol:
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probably - lost in translation
I watched most of it in an effort to understand it, but gave up on the film before I gave up the will to live!
Anyone else find this or am I just stupid ? :cry:
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the one with george clooney and catherine zeta jones, can't remember what it is called just the must dire movie ever...........
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a small selection of the films i think are shit
grease 2
critters
police accademy 2 onwards
jaws 3
isnt it sad that most sequels are pants!!!!!????
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james bond..... any of em
grease
high school musical
the big lebowski (prob the worst one)
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probably - lost in translation
I watched most of it in an effort to understand it, but gave up on the film before I gave up the will to live!
Anyone else find this or am I just stupid ? :cry:

Actually I thought lost in translation was brill so what do I know... lol
there have been films i didn't get first time round like "12 monkeys" and "the 6th sense" but i wouldn't say they were bad....
My inital reaction to the question was "anything with ben affleck in it" but that might be a bit harsh......
but pearl harbour was up there......
Then i was going to say.... "anything with jennifer lopez" in it......
which got me to...which film have both ben and jen been in.... Gigli.... a truely awful film!!!!!
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Startrek 5 The Final Frontier was a bit of a turkey.
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Whats your opinion on the WORST film ever.....cant wait to see the different opinions on this....should be fun lol :lol:
my worst one of all time has to be......TOP GUN
because it has Tom Cruise in it, and its about crappy planes, because it has Tom Cruise in it, and I only have to hear the theme tune and it grates on me mad :x :x
cant stand the music or the plot (what little there is), and the acting leaves a lot to be desired.
Typical naff 80's tat!!!
so tell me yours :lol:

tut tut Mrs Bone, ur tooooooo young to appreciate this film, thats why u dont like it !1 smackbottom :smackbottom: :lol: xj
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probably - lost in translation
I watched most of it in an effort to understand it, but gave up on the film before I gave up the will to live!
Anyone else find this or am I just stupid ? :cry:

Actually I thought lost in translation was brill so what do I know... lol
there have been films i didn't get first time round like "12 monkeys" and "the 6th sense" but i wouldn't say they were bad....
My inital reaction to the question was "anything with ben affleck in it" but that might be a bit harsh......
but pearl harbour was up there......
Then i was going to say.... "anything with jennifer lopez" in it......
which got me to...which film have both ben and jen been in.... Gigli.... a truely awful film!!!!!
I understood 6th sense !! There is hope for me yet lol :lol:
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Whats your opinion on the WORST film ever.....cant wait to see the different opinions on this....should be fun lol :lol:
my worst one of all time has to be......TOP GUN
because it has Tom Cruise in it, and its about crappy planes, because it has Tom Cruise in it, and I only have to hear the theme tune and it grates on me mad :x :x
cant stand the music or the plot (what little there is), and the acting leaves a lot to be desired.
Typical naff 80's tat!!!
so tell me yours :lol:

tut tut Mrs Bone, ur tooooooo young to appreciate this film, thats why u dont like it !1 smackbottom :smackbottom: :lol: xj
lmao Raz.....Im 36...thats old enough haha...its just Tom Cruise has a face I could never tire of smacking lol........
High School Musical 1 is fab :lol:
Grease 2 is fabulously cheesy (embarrased to say I know all the words too)
some people dont know a good film when they see one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Bonedigger
Whats your opinion on the WORST film ever.....cant wait to see the different opinions on this....should be fun lol :lol:
my worst one of all time has to be......TOP GUN
because it has Tom Cruise in it, and its about crappy planes, because it has Tom Cruise in it, and I only have to hear the theme tune and it grates on me mad :x :x
cant stand the music or the plot (what little there is), and the acting leaves a lot to be desired.
Typical naff 80's tat!!!
so tell me yours :lol:

tut tut Mrs Bone, ur tooooooo young to appreciate this film, thats why u dont like it !1 smackbottom :smackbottom: :lol: xj
lmao Raz.....Im 36...thats old enough haha...its just Tom Cruise has a face I could never tire of smacking lol........
High School Musical 1 is fab :lol:
Grease 2 is fabulously cheesy (embarrased to say I know all the words too)
some people dont know a good film when they see one :lol: :lol: :lol:
36 isnt old enough to appreciate Tom in Top Gun biggrin xj
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tom cruise is lush specially in top gun biggrin only film i didnt get with him in is vanilla whatever no matter how many times i watched it it never made sence
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just had a think now....
catwoman......
waterworld......
blues brothers 2000.... the film that should never have been made!!!!!
actually why the americans ever thought of remaking "the italian job" was beyond me....
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my kids LOVE BB 2000
and no, no NO way is Tom lush by any stretch of the imagination lmao lol
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and no, no NO way is Tom lush by any stretch of the imagination lmao lol
Mrs Bone, get in the norty corner :shock: :shock: xj
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and no, no NO way is Tom lush by any stretch of the imagination lmao lol

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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and no, no NO way is Tom lush by any stretch of the imagination lmao lol

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
think she needs a slap from both of us wink xj
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fight club

is that tan n i beating Mrs Bone, ur ur worst film? lol xj
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The Beach - I hated that film. I'd read the book and loved it and the film was just terrible.
I agree with you Mrs Bonedigger about Tom Cruise - he's arghhh and definitely has a face made for slapping lol
xxx
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fight club

hey.....
1st rule of fight club...... you don't talk about fight club!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
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I hardly ever watch films as i have a short attention span, but went to watch the aviator a few years ago and it was that crap I fell asleep in the middle. really don't know what all the fuss was about dunno
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the big lebowski (prob the worst one)

What? :shock:
It's pure genius. i can watch it on loop, It's one of the funniest films ever (almost as good as Blazing Saddles)
Crap films- Freddie Got Fingered, didn't get any further than 15 minutes.
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It has to be Escape To Victory ....with Sylvester Stallone as goalkeeper. rotflmao
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It has to be Escape To Victory ....with Sylvester Stallone as goalkeeper. rotflmao

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
How dare you!!!!!! It is quality!!!!!!! I will not have a bad word said about it.......
I agree with LP.... Titanic is a good shout for a bad film, we all cheered at the end.....
Thought of somemore....
Glitter... staring Mariah Carey
Crossroads..Staring Britney Spears
Battlefield Earth...John Travolta's little baby
Stop or my mom will shoot!!... I had the pleasure of watching sly trying to do comedy in the middle of a transatlantic flight... by the end i was wanting to jump!!!!
I want to put showgirls on the list... but i can't.. t is so bad it is quite good... plus I had a thing for Elizabeth Berkley in her "saved by the bell" days.....I just can't bring myself to do it!!!!smile:):)
Speed 2 should never have been done!!!!!
Basic Instinct 2 as well!!!!!
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Return of the Killer Tomatoes! confused :? :?
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It has to be Escape To Victory ....with Sylvester Stallone as goalkeeper. rotflmao

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
How dare you!!!!!! It is quality!!!!!!! I will not have a bad word said about it.......

Fabio, the acting is as wooden as Sylvester Stallone's goalposts, and the plot just ludicrous! :cry: :cry:
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Startrek 5 The Final Frontier was a bit of a turkey.

The first star trek film, no story, all special effect.
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It has to be Escape To Victory ....with Sylvester Stallone as goalkeeper. rotflmao

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
How dare you!!!!!! It is quality!!!!!!! I will not have a bad word said about it.......

Fabio, the acting is as wooden as Sylvester Stallone's goalposts, and the plot just ludicrous! :cry: :cry:
me and you are going to fall out over this!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: