Quote by piercedJon
Personly id like to stay on the topics of donuts
Bumping donuts? :twisted:
I hate to think what that refers to... or is it just as it says on the tin... two things with holes being bumped?
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Orgasminator
Quote by Reese
Sadly no one has ever covered me in chocolate and thrown me to the lesbians... however if someone would like to then I dont think I would be complaining ;-)
You've not spent nearly enough time with Vix & myself then, have you?! ;)
~Reese! :love:
Not nearly enough it definatly seems :shock:
Orgasminator
Quote by Rainbows
Personly id like to stay on the topics of donuts
Bumping donuts? :twisted:
I hate to think what that refers to... or is it just as it says on the tin... two things with holes being bumped?
:thumbup:
:lol:I'll take that as a yes then :bounce: would you mind comin up to ilkeston and showing me how its done... I cant offer another lass to use in the demonstration, but I can always tuck me willy between my legs and pretend :lol:
Orgasminator
Hey... i've just realised... you lot have dragged me aways from working on my photos of a nude guy... tut tut, will I ever get done... we shall see, lol
Quote by Reese
Sadly no one has ever covered me in chocolate and thrown me to the lesbians... however if someone would like to then I dont think I would be complaining ;-)
You've not spent nearly enough time with Vix & myself then, have you?! ;)
~Reese! :love:
Are you calling me a lesbian :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
I'll take that as a yes then :bounce: would you mind comin up to ilkeston and showing me how its done... I cant offer another lass to use in the demonstration, but I can always tuck me willy between my legs and pretend
Oooh! Oooh! Me! Pick me!
No - I do believe I was first in line :angel:
So jon... PM me!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You wazzock.
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Sadly no one has ever covered me in chocolate and thrown me to the lesbians... however if someone would like to then I dont think I would be complaining ;-)
You've not spent nearly enough time with Vix & myself then, have you?! ;)
~Reese! :love:
Are you calling me a lesbian :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
"I'm a lesbian, and so's my wife." And, yes, you can be, too! Just figured it would increase our chances with Jon, under the circumstances. Now, I just need to find a plausible explanation for my unfeasibly-large clitoris.
~Reese!
Sex God
Quote by simonbilshaw
something bigger than a babys arm usually makes a lady smile
:shock: :shock:
It wouldn't make me smile - I'd run away :scared:
Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by simonbilshaw
freckled bird
oh come on im sure it wouldent
(tears to your eyes maybe)
but you wouldent run
YES I would, it definitely wouldn't be going near any orifice of mine :shock:
Bev
Sex God
Quote by simonbilshaw
freckled bird
if what your saying is true at least i know if you bumped into me there would be no running
lol
:lol: you think?
Orgasminator
Quote by Vix
Oooh, Jon. Gizza look?
They is up now... and I'm off down the pub
Orgasminator
Quote by MQ
I cant offer another lass to use in the demonstration, but I can always tuck me willy between my legs and pretend
ARE YOU KIDDING???
runs off to book train tickets to Jons les-fest ........... erm where do you live again?? :twisted:
lol, just near nottingham ;-)
Warming the Bed
Quote by BoredUkGuy
i've been looking n the net to find the answere to this question and i fond on site were u can buy pill sto make it bigger they say dat small is less then 5inch average is 5-7 big is 8+ and very big is 10+
I like this definition the best so far. :thumbup:
Quote by BoredUkGuy
i've been looking n the net to find the answere to this question and i fond on site were u can buy pill sto make it bigger they say dat small is less then 5inch average is 5-7 big is 8+ and very big is 10+
As I'm slightly on the upper side of average................ I can live with that. :grin:
