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Would somebody chop my damn hands off please?!!!!

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So, I`m going to Marcuso`s munch. I know what I`m wearing, I`ve paid attention to every detail but...........
I KEEP DIGGING DAMN HOLES IN MYSELF!
Every single tiny blemish is now a crater. It`s a nervous habit, made worse by the fact I`ve had a great deal of family stress to deal with.
By the time I get to the Munch I`m going to look like a goddamn leper! mad
Ah well, I wasn`t going to shag anyone yet anyway! :P
Venusxxx
FILL THAM IN WITH SOME POLY FILLER
It Aways works with me on my face! ................have loads if u want to borrow some! i will bring it with me! U bring the Palet Knife ok? smile
NO sos about that!..........as that is a prob............. u must try and relax more!! by taking in deep breaths and go to relaxion classes ..... ordo what i do and drink lots of wine hic hic! biggrin
Hers hoping u get it sorted as i have u no what!!! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
love debbie :rose:
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FILL THAM IN WITH SOME POLY FILLER

PMSL!!
good bit of advice there!!
My advice is go to yoga classes. I promise you'll feel a lot better about yourself.
so has anyone chopped off ur hands yet??
i'll get the axe biggrin
Sorry to hear about your problem Venus, I hope some of the above advice helps.
By the way, thought it was Mars that was well-known for its craters.. rolleyes ..or is it the moon?
Mike.
Only do it doggy style , they wont notice then . Try to find something else for your hands to do , my dick left to meet you 10 minutes ago
take up knitting
on second thought dont
i cried everytime i dropped stitchs and went wrong with the pattern
very stressfull
what id do is just turn up to your munch with a balaclava on
very kinky
Yoga is a very useful method to reduce stress. With it you'll have no need to dig at yourself, and have the advantage of being able to get into some very interesting positions.. biggrin wink
Judy i was thinking more about dealing with the stress side of it The lady mentionned she was having family problems. Also stress can bring on psychosomatic symptoms such as heartburns spots rashes etc.
Hmm, polyfilla, that`s already what I call my blemish stick!
Judy, thanks for that, I`ll check it out smile
Of course the one thing which really does bug me is the damn freckles I get in the summer! When I use a blemish stick I end up with patches of clear skin! Damn, why did god make me so cute?! :P
Macho, thanks, yoga is good, time, money and transport is not at the mo, but that should be sorted soon :) Of course you realise that after spending an hour tying your body into knots is going to make ANY form of relaxation a boon by comparison! lol I`m actually looking at taking Judo up again, throwing people around is kind of relaxing too :lol: :twisted:
I do tend to break out with skin problems when under stress, slight psoriasis among them. My tendancy to worry the blemishes really doesn`t help, but it`s akin to nail-biting. A really hard habit to break. The psoriasis has eased off somewhat, but the damage hasn`t. Maybe I`m being too sensitive, it`s probably not as bad as I think!
Greg, I still have my hands, but I`m worried, you seem way too eager.......
Have you seen the film `Boxing Helena`? surprised
Flipper, I`m still waiting! And, doggy style wont help. I didn`t say that the blemishes were on my face only redface :oops: :lol:
DreamerHelen, I`ll bear that in mind biggrin
Thanks everyone, it`s good to see the thread taken seriously. Having not swung before, but wanting to soon, how I look is very important to me. Mars accepts me warts and all, but Swingers don`t have to, so I`m glad noone said `yuck`. If I were just overweight, I`d not be so worried, but skin problems are just icky! :lol:
To be honest, I shouldn`t stress about it. The whole idea of going to the munch was to have a badly needed break. I was looking at a weekend away when I read Marcuso`s thread, and I can think of nothing better than a night with some of you guys. It`s not about the sex, it`s about unwinding around great company. I am recovering from two nasty viruses which nearly put me in hospital, have had to organise my father-in-laws funeral, my mother-in-laws affairs (I am running two households, she is partially paralised, has epilepsy, and MS), and have to fit in three kids, two of whom are teenaged girls, one of whom is giving us hell :o . Mars needs a break too, he has been working both his regular job, and weekend work.
BUT..........we are still smiling! :D
Venusxxx