Oh.
I see.
Oooooh-errr!!
:shock:
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would you ever consider actually having sex?
would you ever consider actually having sex?
i do it quite often, but it's all a bit overrated really.
whats' that then?
i have to have sex cos i'm married / in a relationship and it's kind of expected.
i've heard of it, but i just don't think it's for me.
i've had sex once or twice, but felt dirty and guilty afterwards.
no i wouldn't you disgusting pervert!
Sex God
Quote by Lovecommando
Can offer you a Snowball? They're sort of frothy aaaand er..creamy! :grin:
LC
LC i just don't know where you get your information from mate?
FYI a snowball is either, a marshmallowy thing with chocolate and coconut on it, or a kind of jam sponge with icing and cocnut on it, or a ball made out of . . erm . . snow, hence "snowball"
too much time on that t'internet if you ask me reading complete bollox.
soory LC seems you were absolutely right. i'm reliably informed a snowball is a drink made with advocat and lemonade, and is indeed quite frothy and creamy. my apologies.
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
Can offer you a Snowball? They're sort of frothy aaaand er..creamy! :grin:
LC
LC i just don't know where you get your information from mate?
FYI a snowball is either, a marshmallowy thing with chocolate and coconut on it, or a kind of jam sponge with icing and cocnut on it, or a ball made out of . . erm . . snow, hence "snowball"
too much time on that t'internet if you ask me reading complete bollox.
soory LC seems you were absolutely right. i'm reliably informed a snowball is a drink made with advocat and lemonade, and is indeed quite frothy and creamy. my apologies.
neil x x x ;)
Aye..and it's me doing the shakin' not the stirin' mind you! I like a nice cocktail! :grin:
Sex God
Quote by Lovecommando
Can offer you a Snowball? They're sort of frothy aaaand er..creamy! :grin:
LC
A fine upstanding drink LC (bloody young whipper snappers that have never heard of it) well for their information and if memory serves me right, is only served at Christmas made more presentable by adding a cherry and can only be consumed whilst wearing either corduroy trousers a Noel Edmonds jumper and slippers for men or in the case of women a Polyester, floral print frock and slippers.
Sex God
ah now we're getting down to it!
all this filth about frothy bedtime drinks and floral frocks and spycams and cherries and things. these are the answers i was after! you're all sicker than i thought!
neil x x x ;)
all this filth about frothy bedtime drinks and floral frocks and spycams and cherries and things. these are the answers i was after! you're all sicker than i thought!
neil x x x ;)
Quote by davej
A fine upstanding drink LC (bloody young whipper snappers that have never heard of it) well for their information and if memory serves me right, is only served at Christmas made more presentable by adding a cherry and can only be consumed whilst wearing either corduroy trousers a Noel Edmonds jumper and slippers for men or in the case of women a Polyester, floral print frock and slippers.
That sounds JUST like Great Auntie Mabel - her bottle of advocaat is an ancient tradition and practically an heirloom; it came out every Christmas - and nobody wanted to open it!
(and just DON'T talk to me about bleedin Noel Edmonds sweaters, FFS...!)
Quote by davej
Can offer you a Snowball? They're sort of frothy aaaand er..creamy! :grin:
LC
A fine upstanding drink LC (bloody young whipper snappers that have never heard of it) well for their information and if memory serves me right, is only served at Christmas made more presentable by adding a cherry and can only be consumed whilst wearing either corduroy trousers a Noel Edmonds jumper and slippers for men or in the case of women a Polyester, floral print frock and slippers.
Indeed, Davej! Don't know what all these young 'uns are going on about! My aunts and uncles loved a snowball at new year parties! They always offered one to the 'first footer' cum midnight! Tall, dark and handsome with a lump of something er....illegal in his hand! Anyway, it burned like coal!
LC :wink:
Sex God
We are a bit partial to a snowball! it slips down very nicely Doesn't cause a hangover either :twisted:
What this topic has to do with sex, i don't know
G & D x
Doesn't cause a hangover either :twisted: What this topic has to do with sex, i don't know
G & D x
Sex God
Not for me LC thanks all the same.
It brings back dodgy memories of having a bottle of thick gloopy stuff in the cupboard to be brought out only at christmas and forced to sniff it cos they thought it was a funny face I pulled. I hate being treated like a freak with a party trick.
I can't believe old man neil doesnt know what a snowball cocktail is though. He's much older than me and I know what they are :shock: Mind, does he ever stray from Stella?
It brings back dodgy memories of having a bottle of thick gloopy stuff in the cupboard to be brought out only at christmas and forced to sniff it cos they thought it was a funny face I pulled. I hate being treated like a freak with a party trick.
I can't believe old man neil doesnt know what a snowball cocktail is though. He's much older than me and I know what they are :shock: Mind, does he ever stray from Stella?
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Not for me LC thanks all the same.
It brings back dodgy memories of having a bottle of thick gloopy stuff in the cupboard to be brought out only at christmas and forced to sniff it cos they thought it was a funny face I pulled. I hate being treated like a freak with a party trick.
I can't believe old man neil doesnt know what a snowball cocktail is though. He's much older than me and I know what they are :shock: Mind, does he ever stray from Stella?
Such a shame, thought you might enjoy and old fashioned cocktail! I suppose it's all alcho-pops and vodka-hits with the youngsters these days.
LC
Sex God
I actually like bitter 
or a nice bottle of wine.
Alcopops really make me feel ill after two cos of the sweetness. Might as well sit and lick the sugar bowl.
or a nice bottle of wine.Alcopops really make me feel ill after two cos of the sweetness. Might as well sit and lick the sugar bowl.
Quote by xxdevil69
yeah with as much clothing on as possible too. not so seedy with a nice ankle length flannelette nightie eh?
You been spying on me?!?!!? :shock:
I was about to say the same thing devil. I think neil has a secret spy cam in my bedroom.
Mind you he didn't mention the hairnet, candlewick dressing gown and the tartan slippers with thefuzzy balls (noooooooo - wash your minds out with soap!) on the front. So perhaps it was a lucky guess on Neil's part!
Now..I've just got back in from an honest days toil and logged on to my favourite forum to find..you've all been having sex WITHOUT ME while I've been away - you absolute rotters,you know I like to be included in anything sex related!
EVEN WORSE - you've all been drinking snowballs WITHOUT ME too..the sex bit I can accept but the snowballs without me - thats just heartbreaking,I thought you were my friends.. :cry:
EVEN WORSE - you've all been drinking snowballs WITHOUT ME too..the sex bit I can accept but the snowballs without me - thats just heartbreaking,I thought you were my friends.. :cry:
