would you ever consider actually having sex?

13 Oct 2004

guys?
for some reason some of our members seem a bit preoccupied with this Sex thing, and there's been quite a few polls lately about the whole sex issue, so it got me wondering a bit.
i'm a bit embarassed by this really, cos i actually have had sex once or twice, and i'm deeply ashamed to say i quite enjoyed it when i tried it? is that very wrong of me? i've tried not to have any i really have, cos it's just so sordid and seedy and filthy and stuff, but i can't help it. it's all a bit disturbing really, so i just wanted some advice. should i get counselling for it? am i addicted? will it make me go blind?
thanks guys
neilinleeds - very worried.

13 Oct 2004

I voted.
for
You being a discusting pervvy thing, or something lol

:lol:
Sounds about right to me :lol: :lol:
Bloody red boots my arse. Hee Hee

13 Oct 2004

OOps forgot to answer the question.
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU NOSEY BUGGER
lol

:lol: :D :lol: :D

13 Oct 2004

Of course (!) - but definitely not with anyone who posts yet another sodding poll!!! rolleyes

G.
(and no, Neil, I'm not even going to enter into a discussion about what a "SODDING POLE " may or may not be - you''ll just have to ask Blue about that one!! :P :twisted: )

13 Oct 2004

Darn.

Saw the title and came in here to shout 'Yes Please'. Seems I'm in the wrong place for that now rolleyes

13 Oct 2004

Libra, sweetie - "YES, PLEASE" is a perfectly acceptable response - are you free now?!
:P wink

G xx

13 Oct 2004

I clicked that i have to because its expected of me... I certainly wouldn't if I had a choice.. and definately not while I was single!!!! And in case you were wondering.. its lights off and under the covers all the way!!! redface

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Libra, sweetie - "YES, PLEASE" is a perfectly acceptable response - are you free now?!
:P
G xx

Ooh, perhaps the drought's about to end lol

13 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I clicked that i have to because its expected of me... I certainly wouldn't if I had a choice.. and definately not while I was single!!!! And in case you were wondering.. its lights off and under the covers all the way!!!

yeah with as much clothing on as possible too. not so seedy with a nice ankle length flannelette nightie eh?
neil x x x silly

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Libra, sweetie - "YES, PLEASE" is a perfectly acceptable response - are you free now?!
:P
G xx

Ooh, perhaps the drought's about to end lol

It's been bloody raining here - but only the common or garden wet precipitation variety, I'm sad to say (!). rolleyes

Oh well - another day...
G xx

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Libra, sweetie - "YES, PLEASE" is a perfectly acceptable response - are you free now?!
:P
G xx

Ooh, perhaps the drought's about to end lol

It's been bloody raining here - but only the common or garden wet precipitation variety, I'm sad to say (!). rolleyes

Oh well - another day...
G xx
Oi, what's the male equivalent of a cock-tease then?

13 Oct 2004

Ummmmm you think I have time for sex? thats what people without computers do isnt it? rolleyes

13 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
yeah with as much clothing on as possible too. not so seedy with a nice ankle length flannelette nightie eh?

You been spying on me?!?!!? :shock:

13 Oct 2004

Oooohhhh, another contraversial topic!
I think sex is much over-rated. That is why you should stick to kinky, it isn't real sex after all rotflmao

13 Oct 2004

Hmm i seem to remember having sex only ever twice and that was so i could get pregnant,ive never had to do it since,i think its a sin,but as im married its not as bad.
Any of you considering having sex outside of a loving caring relationship such as marraige should be ashamed of yourselves lol

The times it happened,the lights were off,my eyes were tightly closed and it only lasted for 3 minutes each :shock: :shock: :shock:

13 Oct 2004

Never bother with it here, far too messy and sort of grunty.......no far better to do Manly things with bits of wood and power tools and stuff nothing I like better than to strap on my leather tool belt, fill it up with hammers and spanners and climb up a ladder, to do....... eermm......things.......

13 Oct 2004

Jeez! That avatar AND the prospect of builder's bum combined?! :shock: :shock:
Too much, Dave - TOO much!! lol

:lol:

G

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Hmm i seem to remember having sex only ever twice and that was so i could get pregnant,ive never had to do it since,i think its a sin,but as im married its not as bad.
Any of you considering having sex outside of a loving caring relationship such as marraige should be ashamed of yourselves
The times it happened,the lights were off,my eyes were tightly closed and it only lasted for 3 minutes each :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does steve know about this biggrin

Was he present the two times you did it :shock: :lol: :lol:

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Hmm i seem to remember having sex only ever twice and that was so i could get pregnant,ive never had to do it since,i think its a sin,but as im married its not as bad.
Any of you considering having sex outside of a loving caring relationship such as marraige should be ashamed of yourselves
The times it happened,the lights were off,my eyes were tightly closed and it only lasted for 3 minutes each :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does steve know about this biggrin

Was he present the two times you did it :shock: :lol: :lol:
Of course,within marraige its ok,otherwise its sinful i tell you,just sinful :shock:

13 Oct 2004

Gryphon what are you doing in a poll thread ...eh! eh!.. now come on confess to us, ya bloody love em don't you, can't wait to get the old voting finger out and ponder over the options ...I know ......
Ha!! your exposed :shock: never mind the old smoke screen you've thrown up in the other thread it's just a ruse to get more polls put up ...

13 Oct 2004

dave?
far be it from me to offer you any advice, cos the only DIY i'm familiar with doesn't require powertools and stuff, but if you throw a ladder up there and try climbing up it, you're gonna disappear up your own arsehole mate. i know you're fancying that porch, but get someone to install it for yer ok mate?
anyways back on topic. it seems i'm more pervy than i thought. i'm sure i've done it more than twice, but i did make sure there wasn't a single of light to be seen, and i did keep me socks on, cos i don't really do nighties meself, and it's not easy with your pyjamas round your knees.
i really am quite worried now
neil x x x x

13 Oct 2004

Hiding, that's what - I figured you'd never look for me in here! confused

Fine. I'm off now. There's a thread-hijacking somewhere on page three or four that I have to go and resurrect! wink

And will you FFS put your bleedin' power tools down and tuck your bloody shirt in?! Honestly... rolleyes

G.

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Oi, what's the male equivalent of a cock-tease then?

neilinleeds
By the way we think sex is disgusting perverted thing and you won't ever catch us doing anything like it.
On the other hand kinky is fun and fun and fun and fun and fun and fun... sorry I mean bad and again we would do anything oops we would do nothing like that ether.
We do do :censored: :censored: :censored: and :censored: ( I bet that gets censored by the mods) but would not admit to doing missionary even with the lights off (admitting something with the lights off is sometimes ok because others can't see who is speaking).
xx
Del and Gill

13 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
anyways back on topic. it seems i'm more pervy than i thought. i'm sure i've done it more than twice, but i did make sure there wasn't a single of light to be seen, and i did keep me socks on, cos i don't really do nighties meself, and it's not easy with your pyjamas round your knees.
i really am quite worried now
neil x x x x

Oi !!! never mind all that continental Latino shite matey, you keep yer bloody pyjama bottoms pulled up and use that little opening in the front of em like a true Brit, double bow in the string just in case ...never can be too carefull.
FFS!! you'll be telling us next you unbuttoned the top button of the jacket and didn't have it tucked in !!!......
..and never ...never ....remove yer cap in the north and your cravat in the south.

13 Oct 2004

Too right! and the only hot creamy stuff that ANYBODY should be swallowing is
HORLICKS!!
:rude:

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Too right! and the only hot creamy stuff that ANYBODY should be swallowing is
HORLICKS!!
:rude:

Gryphon thats a bit harsh you got to give people a bit of choice and excitment so at least add Parsnip soup in as an option.

13 Oct 2004

What you do with the soup from your parsnip is entirely up to you. loon

I suppose Ovaltine may be acceptable at a pinch but I'll have none of your fancy filth, d'you hear?!
Tut tut. :fuckinghell:

13 Oct 2004

What does sex mean confused

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cant answer the flaming poll if I dont know what it means FFS#tuts
and I dont like horlicks or soup so can I have a frothy coffee :?:

13 Oct 2004

- only of the Baldrick variety!!
:twisted:

13 Oct 2004

Can offer you a Snowball? They're sort of frothy aaaand er..creamy! :grin:
LC wink