Write my profile

28 May 2006

I've just been staring at the blank(ish) space that houses my profile text wondering what to put in it and quite frankly I can't come up with anything. I'm not the creative type when ever I'm put on the spot I just clam up. Spontinuity comes easily but uter those imortal lines "tell me a bit about youself" and it all goes pear shaped confused

So my plan is why not get the lovely folk of SH to come up with one for me, may it be a serious one or more likley knowing this place a genuine p*ss take lol

You all know me well enough to have a gist of my personality and there is plenty of you creative types out there so if you were me what would you put in the blank space that is my profile.
Serious funny or just plain old taking the mik I don't mind feel free to let your creative juices flow :shock: lol

28 May 2006

Weatherboard Shed
Seen better days
Fully waterproof
Shelved out
Space on top
Bottom heavy
Not mobile as someone stole the wheels
lol

28 May 2006

Quote by Jags
Weatherboard Shed
Seen better days
Fully waterproof
Shelved out
Space on top
Bottom heavy
Not mobile as someone stole the wheels but can accommodate

28 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Weatherboard Shed
Seen better days
Fully waterproof
Shelved out
Space on top
Bottom heavy
Not mobile as someone stole the wheels but can accommodate

OH!! Really??? <suddenly interested>
:bounce:

28 May 2006

Quote by Jags
Weatherboard Shed
Seen better days
Fully waterproof
Shelved out
Space on top
Bottom heavy
Not mobile as someone stole the wheels but can accommodate

OH!! Really??? <suddenly interested>
:bounce:
Well its an acurate desrciption right down to the bottom heavy part redface

but as for the accomadate I can strech to a park bench or prehaps a cardboard box some place confused

28 May 2006

Leads you up the garden path
somewhere to put your tool :shock:
Owning a shed is like going for a night on the beer. At first the shed will be clean and fresh, but gradually it will become a little rough around the edges. Maybe a few stains will appear. Despite this, the longer you wait the better looking your surroundings will be. But after a while everything will start to lean and may eventually fall over altogether. After a short period of mourning/hangover, you'll want to do it all again because once you have a taste for beer and sheds you'll never want to be without them.

28 May 2006

Still has own hair and teeth........... just!
Shaz x

28 May 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Still has own hair and teeth........... just!
Shaz x

Receipts available for inspection

wink

28 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
Still has own hair and teeth........... just!
Shaz x

Receipts available for inspection

wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
no dambuster, there the wrong receipts, there for the blow up doll and lube biggrin

Shaz x

28 May 2006

Is it water proof??

28 May 2006

Quote by Sarah
Is it water proof??

Don't know dunno

Are you waterproof Sheddy ? lol

Shaz x

28 May 2006

Sheddy, ya should know by now, never EVER trust us lot to come up with something sensible rotflmao

dee n Rich xx

28 May 2006

very out going type of person
very good sense of humour
like to play as a exterminator
in sh chat rooms

28 May 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G

28 May 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G

and such an acurate decription as well redface

28 May 2006

very out going type of person
very good sense of humour
like to play as a exterminator
in sh chat rooms
i hear there are vacanices for room ops ........shall we start voting? lol

dee n Rich xx

28 May 2006

Quote by Rich_and_dee
very out going type of person
very good sense of humour
like to play as a exterminator
in sh chat rooms

i hear there are vacanices for room ops ........shall we start voting? lol

dee n Rich xx
No bloody chance I'm oping a room now and to be honest its fookin hard work confused

28 May 2006

Completely unadorned from the outside but with a warm and friendly interior, this shed is approx 30 years old and stands 6' in height. The shed likes to make a lady feel at home but also welcomes couples. Unassuming but likeable, easy to maintain and would benefit from a woman's touch. Fully thatched and clean.
Currently immobile though this is just a temporary setback. Padlocks can be provided by prior arrangement of Sgt Bilko
innocent