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Sex God
Michael Jackson - Beat it:
"Show them how fuckin' strong is your fight"
:shock:
"Show them how fuckin' strong is your fight"
:shock:
hehe nowt wrong with beating it but then mebbie if jacko stuck to beating his own he wouldnt be in so much bother eh??
Cant think of any off hand hehe I used to really like writing remember writing the really disgusting poem book ( teenage effort on my pals new typewriter she got for xmas) haha was all full of really stupid short poems about sex and puberty and hairy bits that sort of shit, was long time ago though i think i lost most of my creativity years ago somewhere in a maternity hospital in glasgow.
hehe if i can think of any will post though so you can laugh your asses off at how dopey i really am
Cant think of any off hand hehe I used to really like writing remember writing the really disgusting poem book ( teenage effort on my pals new typewriter she got for xmas) haha was all full of really stupid short poems about sex and puberty and hairy bits that sort of shit, was long time ago though i think i lost most of my creativity years ago somewhere in a maternity hospital in glasgow.
hehe if i can think of any will post though so you can laugh your asses off at how dopey i really am
Sex God
Not a misheard lyric, but one which somehow escaped the attention of the BBC censor:
Dr Hook "When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard..."
Not arf! :twisted:
Dr Hook "When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard..."
Not arf! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by RSAB2
Freddie Mercury on ending "One Vision"
Just gimmie Fried Chicken!
Or do my ears deceive me?
No the last lyrics are "gimmie fried chicken" .... Queen utter genius.
The one I got sooooo wrong was the chillie peppers,
In the budgie cage is a lonley viewer,
in the budgie cage is a lonley viewer,
In the budgie cage is a lonley veiwwwww
Its actually: with the birds I share this lonely veiw, mmm.
Quote by Vix
crap 80s band
How dare you take the name of Depeche Mode in vain! Drop and give me 20! (or drop 'em and give me 69 for extra credit)
meanwhile, back on topic...I know Sister Sledge didn't really sing "just let me staple the vicar, we're making love in a femidom" in "we are family", but I 'm damned if I can hear it any other way.
I spent the better part of 30 years mumbling to Elvis Presleys "All Shook Up", it wasn't until sometime in the 1980's that I heard another band do and realised the words were, "Lips like a VOLCANO when it's hot".
We even used to do it in a school band I was in, I mumbled it better than Elvis to hide that I didn't know what he was saying.
We even used to do it in a school band I was in, I mumbled it better than Elvis to hide that I didn't know what he was saying.
Sex God
Bon Jovi's Living on a prayer
Oh, we're half way there,
Ohoh, shagging on a chair...
A friend sings it everytime and it sort of catches on....esp with the movements on the dance floor to go with it. You really have to be drunk to appreciate it at it's full......
mmmm jon bon jovi.... you soooo would! :P
Oh, we're half way there,
Ohoh, shagging on a chair...
A friend sings it everytime and it sort of catches on....esp with the movements on the dance floor to go with it. You really have to be drunk to appreciate it at it's full......
mmmm jon bon jovi.... you soooo would! :P
Quote by Vix
Can't remember ther crap 80s band who did it, but "I just can't get enough" is always sung, in the pub, as "I just can't get it up"
Depeche Mode....crap?????? you're having a larff!
Rolling Stone magazine said:
the 3 all time top bands.....
Beatles
Stones
Mode
At least I think they said that..........
KinkyLizard
Orgasminator
Quote by MrFC
Paul Young....Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
Bugga.........that was the one we was gonna mention
OK, how about David Bowie's 'Absolute Beginners'
If our long-johns could fly over mountains...........
and Whitney Houston's 'How Will I Know'
'cos you know about bee stings...........
Did someone mention Queen earlier????
She keeps her mower and shovel in a pretty cabinet.........
Now then, how about (OMG we're starting to sound like Jimmy Saville
)Will Young...........
think i'd better deep fry now........
and not quite the same.............'cos the words ain't misheard...........but Elvis's "Hot Banana" song...............
Baby let me be (hot banana)
Your loving teddy bear (hot banana)
Put your arms around my neck
and lead me anywhere (hot banana)
Oh let me be.................etc.
For now we can't think of any more 'cos we don't know many songs..............and we certainly don't sing out loud and in public :karaoke:
Well not very often anyway
Stuart & Tanina
xxx 
Sexpert
UB40 "I have a one inch head" which is really "i am a one in ten"
Sex God
Don't know who sings the song but some of the lyrics were
"i'll be a substitute whenever you want me"
I got a right clout round the ear when i was about 9 yrs old for singing
" i'll be a prostitute whenever you want me"
I used to hear older girls sing this and didn't realise what i was saying, being young and innocent.
G x
"i'll be a substitute whenever you want me"
I got a right clout round the ear when i was about 9 yrs old for singing
" i'll be a prostitute whenever you want me"
I used to hear older girls sing this and didn't realise what i was saying, being young and innocent.
G x
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Another time I burst into song was a romantic day in bed with an ex. Macy Gray was in the charts and was singing along to the song 'I Try' .....
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it it's clear
I walk cobbles when you are not near
(should be My world crumbles when you are not near)
I always sung "I wear goggles when you are not here"
PMSL
... I am so guilty of these two 