Be-el-ze-bub has the devil got a sideboard....?
He he,
I like that one a lot Fruity..
Very Sharp!
Sean
And a nice avatar to boot..
Do you have any more Lyrics like the last one!
Sean
Michael Jackson - Beat it:
"Show them how fuckin' strong is your fight"
:shock:
To the Tune of the Red Nose Day Classic "The Stonk" - I thought very appropraite fro this site.
Lets BonK!,
to the rythym of the honky tonk,
stick a rubber on yoiur cock.
and lets bonk.
Not a misheard lyric, but one which somehow escaped the attention of the BBC censor:
Dr Hook "When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard..."
Not arf! :twisted:
My four year old walks around singing.....
Dogs don't kill people
Rabbits do
should be guns don't kill
Rappers do
I STILL SING IT THAT WAY....
I JUST CAN'T GET IT UP, I JUST CAN'T GET IT UP, I JUST CAN'T GET IT UP
Mmmmm....now I wonder who that reminds me of?
I spent the better part of 30 years mumbling to Elvis Presleys "All Shook Up", it wasn't until sometime in the 1980's that I heard another band do and realised the words were, "Lips like a VOLCANO when it's hot".
We even used to do it in a school band I was in, I mumbled it better than Elvis to hide that I didn't know what he was saying.
My best friend and I when we were growing up was
"Girls on film, having a baby"
Jas
XXX
Pete always sings to Robbie Williams ....
And through it all she offers me protection
for my great big throbbing erection
:shock:
To Angels!!!!!!!!!
UB40 "I have a one inch head" which is really "i am a one in ten"
Don't know who sings the song but some of the lyrics were
"i'll be a substitute whenever you want me"
I got a right clout round the ear when i was about 9 yrs old for singing
" i'll be a prostitute whenever you want me"
I used to hear older girls sing this and didn't realise what i was saying, being young and innocent.
G x