I am a vodka loving alien from planet smirnoff and would like to introduce myself.
I am a slim stud (Well i am on smirnoff ) :P , I enjoy life and am looking forward to having a few laughs on here, o and yes a meet or two!
One of my planets traditions include moderators responding to this post,
offering what you earthlings call a greeting and an offer of what do you call it...
o yes sex!, however there are strict conditions that apply, which are as follows;
be female
be sexy
be able to pay for hotel,vodka,beer,fags and taxi home
have titties sucked
thanks in advance
pickled_vodka
p.s. i am normally quite sane, and am a 40 year old male, looking for some good times! :shock: :mrgreen:
