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yipee im a deity
Pop over to my bit of Olympus and shag me senseless/
I am Gottasavetheplanet the Aztec god of only putting enough water in the kettle to make the drink you are making, third cubicle down from that bloke with the wings on his feet.
Would u like me to take the form of a kettle or steam?
Safe joourney.
I am Gottasavetheplanet the Aztec god of only putting enough water in the kettle to make the drink you are making, third cubicle down from that bloke with the wings on his feet.
Would u like me to take the form of a kettle or steam?
Safe joourney.
Sex God
I'm not Godlike
Sex God
I'm Godlike too - but where is there to go then?
Actual God (as opposed to a simulacrum of a God)
If I am going to be a God I'll have to choose between Bacchus/Dionysus and Edesia.
Gods of drinking and feasting respectively.
What God/ess would you like to be?
Actual God (as opposed to a simulacrum of a God)
If I am going to be a God I'll have to choose between Bacchus/Dionysus and Edesia.
Gods of drinking and feasting respectively.
What God/ess would you like to be?
Sex God
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so what miracles can i perform for my people
If you are handing out the miracles, can I have a tummy tuck please, and make it one that doesnt hurt afterwards
(I will ask the next miracle performer for the smaller boobs)
Erm...
I've got a problem in as much that I don't think I exist.
I am the anti-Descartes.
I think, therefore I am not.
However if I can invent a god (why not, many people have), can I be god of looking at and fondling breasts? I realise it is a niche market and there won't be too many hymns and psalms about me, but I'm quite happy to accept that in exchange for eternity surrounded by heavenly cleavage. I imagine it must be like being Hugh Hefner, without the dogs shitting all over the house.
I've got a problem in as much that I don't think I exist.
I am the anti-Descartes.
I think, therefore I am not.
However if I can invent a god (why not, many people have), can I be god of looking at and fondling breasts? I realise it is a niche market and there won't be too many hymns and psalms about me, but I'm quite happy to accept that in exchange for eternity surrounded by heavenly cleavage. I imagine it must be like being Hugh Hefner, without the dogs shitting all over the house.
Sex God
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Erm...
I've got a problem in as much that I don't think I exist.
I am the anti-Descartes.
I think, therefore I am not.
However if I can invent a god (why not, many people have), can I be god of looking at and fondling breasts? I realise it is a niche market and there won't be too many hymns and psalms about me, but I'm quite happy to accept that in exchange for eternity surrounded by heavenly cleavage. I imagine it must be like being Hugh Hefner, without the dogs shitting all over the house.
Oh. There are times when you render me speechless.Me and my boobies shall bow down (that way you can cop an ogle) before you Oh Res-like one.
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Erm...
I've got a problem in as much that I don't think I exist.
I am the anti-Descartes.
I think, therefore I am not.
However if I can invent a god (why not, many people have), can I be god of looking at and fondling breasts? I realise it is a niche market and there won't be too many hymns and psalms about me, but I'm quite happy to accept that in exchange for eternity surrounded by heavenly cleavage. I imagine it must be like being Hugh Hefner, without the dogs shitting all over the house.
Oh. There are times when you render me speechless.Me and my boobies shall bow down (that way you can cop an ogle) before you Oh Res-like one.
Yay! No more hiding in the Turnips at Tesco for me from now on in the hope Nola will come along and pick the oddly shaped and disappointingly small one!
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Actual God (as opposed to a simulacrum of a God)
Spooky... I saw that word in use for the first time yesterday in a book I'm reading.... and I had to look it up. :shock:
I had to give up being Godlike when I was Modified. :-( ;-) :-)
Do you have a detachable willy now then? Maybe low-profile bollocks? And perhaps a go-faster spoiler up...I mean ON your arse?
