Do you think its ok to make a noise.. Of course there are the obvious sounds.. but I've just started trying out a kinda cavalry charge sound.. y'know the bugle sound like on a western..
Im not sure that everyone likes it..
But in a swinging situation is a useful warning so that people can take cover etc..
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Quote by wonderknobhead
Do you think its ok to make a noise.. Of course there are the obvious sounds.. but I've just started trying out a kinda cavalry charge sound.. y'know the bugle sound like on a western..
Im not sure that everyone likes it..
But in a swinging situation is a useful warning so that people can take cover etc..
Noise is good but I for one would laugh if a guy did the cavalry charge when he was about to cum - sorry would put me right off and possibly spoil the moment
:shock:
:shock: It depends where the aforementioned noise is issuing from.
If you are actually reaching for a bugle as you are reaching for your vinegar stroke, then you may find some partners do find it off putting.
If, on the other hand, you are using a blend of noxious gasses issuing from the anal orifice to produce the sound, then I think warning people to take cover is a very good idea.
Finally, if the noise is issuing from your knob, see a doctor.
lhk
Kat
If you are actually reaching for a bugle as you are reaching for your vinegar stroke, then you may find some partners do find it off putting.
If, on the other hand, you are using a blend of noxious gasses issuing from the anal orifice to produce the sound, then I think warning people to take cover is a very good idea.
Finally, if the noise is issuing from your knob, see a doctor.
lhk
Kat
Hmmm..
It doesnt particularly float my boat.. but the thing is "Im gonna cum... etc".. is a bit over-used.. and occasionally I've been caught out too.. cos you say it.. and then for whatever reason you dont actually cum.. so people stop believing you!..
it does make me giggle to tho..
Maybe whistling the theme from 'Blue Peter'?
It doesnt particularly float my boat.. but the thing is "Im gonna cum... etc".. is a bit over-used.. and occasionally I've been caught out too.. cos you say it.. and then for whatever reason you dont actually cum.. so people stop believing you!..
it does make me giggle to tho..
Maybe whistling the theme from 'Blue Peter'?
Sex God
Quote by wonderknobhead
Do you think its ok to make a noise.. Of course there are the obvious sounds.. but I've just started trying out a kinda cavalry charge sound.. y'know the bugle sound like on a western..
Im not sure that everyone likes it..
But in a swinging situation is a useful warning so that people can take cover etc..
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I love it!!!
I think a warning is good though! 
how about a countdown? :twisted: Or maybe just a really loud "Oh yes, Oh yes, I'm coming, I'm coming"? :twisted: Roger the Dragon
It doesnt particularly float my boat.. but the thing is "Im gonna cum... etc".. is a bit over-used.. and occasionally I've been caught out too.. cos you say it.. and then for whatever reason you dont actually cum.. so people stop believing you!..
Maybe whistling the theme from 'Blue Peter'?
Nope - same problem, they would still be expecting semen, and would be disappointed if nothing turned up.
lhk
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Aw man.. thats awful...
No-one to hear you?
Phone me next time your about to shoot yer load
(but fer chrissake don't dial your mum by mistake..)
Now there's an idea
.............. a bad one as your a bit butch for me .But theanks for the suggestion anyway Me mum passed away 10 years ago so I doubt she would answer :shock:
Sex God
Quote by wonderknobhead
Jeez.. Countdown.. Im not sure I can concentrate enought to count as well.. and where do you start.. from 10? from 50?.. from 400???
Hey thats it.. that funny sound sound from 'Countdown'
Dee du Dee du.. Diddlely duuuu...
Perfect!
.........................................DO!
(<--- orgasm face)ROTFLMAO.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: PMSL.
Sex God
I find a comical approach is the best.
"Hey hunny, what's that on the ceiling?" When she looks, you can get her up the nose.
You could always be romantic and shout out her name. Make sure you get it right though.
You can be Tom Cruise and shout "SHOW ME THE MOOOONAAAAYY!" at it when you do. :shock:
"Hey hunny, what's that on the ceiling?" When she looks, you can get her up the nose.
You could always be romantic and shout out her name. Make sure you get it right though.
You can be Tom Cruise and shout "SHOW ME THE MOOOONAAAAYY!" at it when you do. :shock:
Sex God
I do like being vocal and i enjoy it when i can hear my partner being vocal too, means they are enjoying it , just not the cavalry charge :shock:
, just not the cavalry charge :shock: 
How many hands do you need to hold a bugle?
And if it's only one hand are you talking about blowing it when you're masturbating?
Personally, if anyone was more preoccupied with blowing their bugle at that peak moment than they were with me they would find themselves blowing a very strange tune from somewhere deep within
Why not just learn to yodel?
And if it's only one hand are you talking about blowing it when you're masturbating?
Personally, if anyone was more preoccupied with blowing their bugle at that peak moment than they were with me they would find themselves blowing a very strange tune from somewhere deep within
Why not just learn to yodel?
