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YOU CANT HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT!!

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Quote by redstilletto
nice to stick your tounge in and wiggle till the juice runs down your chin

You can also do the above with donuts. ;)
Sorry guys just couldn't resist lol
(plus the fact Marky has just learnt to do the add pics thingy lol)
An innocent mention of DONUTS - and all THIS happens!
"MY KINKY SWINGING SEX SITE DONUT SHAME" redface
o sorry i was just starting to dribble.......its the dounuts they do strange things to me......... :rascal:
Can I just clarify where you are dribbling from Red ...so we can see just how starnge it is .....
I mean is it dribbling in Essex or Hertfordshire or may be over the River ribble ...then it would be Ribble dribble :shock:
ribble dribble
cut down on the caffine nice guy your cracking up ......... :twisted:
stop trying to keep me up
Red you know its you that keeps me up wink
Not the other way round smile
niceguy - I think shes gone to bed now.
- Not with you..
- Not with me..
..but with a great big bag of DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now thats what I call having your cake and eating it cool
Quote by redstilletto
ooooo boohoo
must be awfull
being
hansome
witty
and hung like a donkey
:twisted:
told ya id post this
happy now
god the things i do to stop people wingeing rolleyes

Gets out the chequebook, (how much is that I owe you now Red?)
Quote by Ice Pie
As for the ha'penny, I'm guessing there's a coin hidden in the cake, like the shilling in the xmas pud,

A SHILLING! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bloody hell ice............ your family must of been welthy!.................all we got was a sixpence! :shock:
now debs wonders if a sixpence is less or more then a shilling
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
You can have a Flirty Fruitcake and eat it! wink

Have you been soaked in rum? :P lol
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I tell you what - am I GLAD to tell you this!
I CAN'T STAND IT when they give you a SPOON to eat a cake with instead of a FORK.
And if they give me a SPOON and a FORK..I jolly well ignore the spoon and just use the folk - THERE - THATS TOLD THEM! mad :x :x :x

Its important to have principles about things that really matter rolleyes
Now supermarkets that don't sell chestnuts at this time of year..... that really gets me mad banghead :fuckinghell:
Quote by hornyred and dino
Whats the point in having a cake and not being able to eat it?!!

Well Doctor Who could, coz he's a Time Lord & flies around in a time machine, so I bet he ate loads of cakes but was still able to look at them coz he would jus wizz to & fro through time eating his cakes one moment & then looking at them the next & that would be really brill lol :swingingchair: (insert really kool Dr Who emoticon here...!!!)
Gets out the chequebook, (how much is that I owe you now Red?)
lots :twisted: