You couldn't make this up

12 Jun 2006

I found this local news article from a few years ago and it made me giggle :giggle:
Bleak future for clairvoyant's house
Fortune-teller Angel Destiny failed to predict the collapse of her Cardiff house and escaped only because she heard the sound of bricks falling.
The front of her Grangetown home turned to a pile of bricks at around eight in the morning with Ms Destiny upstairs. She said: "... I heard the sound of bricks falling, so I dashed downstairs screaming and rang the police to say my house was falling down. I got out of the house and a neighbour said to me, 'Bad news, Angel' and when I looked across, half the house was gone. We are just waiting for the other half to collapse now."
The house will now have to be completely demolished. Clairvoyant Ms Destiny admitted: "I didn't see it coming". confused

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12 Jun 2006

:doh: :giggle: rotflmao

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The twat! :giggle:

12 Jun 2006

Ah the Mysteries of the Future...
"I see that You'll have to face A Decision Sometime in the Near... Or Distant, Future... The answer to that Will Be.. Yes.. Or No... Or perhaps Maybe... You will meet somebody who will influence you greatly.. Or not at All... And you will have luck in your Love Life... Or maybe not... Cross my Palm with Silver and I'll tell you More!"
Oh I Love Charlatons!
" I Can see that you are a very sensitive creative person who has a deep spiritual side and is looking for more outlets for your creativity"
Oh very Perceptive... It applies to anyone who visits these Chaps...

12 Jun 2006

Easy to find a genuine clairvoyant just place an advert in the paper, word it like this;
"Clairvoyant required, pay Â£50,000 per week, if your any good, you'll know where to find me"
John & Shel

12 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I found this local news article from a few years ago and it made me giggle :giggle:
Bleak future for clairvoyant's house
Fortune-teller Angel Destiny failed to predict the collapse of her Cardiff house and escaped only because she heard the sound of bricks falling.
The front of her Grangetown home turned to a pile of bricks at around eight in the morning with Ms Destiny upstairs. She said: "... I heard the sound of bricks falling, so I dashed downstairs screaming and rang the police to say my house was falling down. I got out of the house and a neighbour said to me, 'Bad news, Angel' and when I looked across, half the house was gone. We are just waiting for the other half to collapse now."
The house will now have to be completely demolished. Clairvoyant Ms Destiny admitted: "I didn't see it coming". :giggle:

The pleb! :giggle: