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You know that you are getting old when:-

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Quote by Calista

Or an 8mm cinecam lol

Crap you're older than I thought !!!!!
bolt
Doing well for my age..... must be the youthful wife i have, keeps me drinking from the cup of love ( ooo errrrr :shock: )
Quote by morbiusUK

Or an 8mm cinecam lol

Crap you're older than I thought !!!!!
bolt
Doing well for my age..... must be the youthful wife i have, keeps me drinking from the cup of love ( ooo errrrr :shock: )
Woohooo get yourself upstairs to bed then ... you've pulled :shock:
Quote by brumlad
Even worse, you can remember when channel 4 started !!! :shock:

Channel 4...you must be nowt but a whippersnapper. Now bbc2 and 625 lines is a sign of old age?
you can recall the shivers going down your spine at .......and I have to inform you no such undertaking was received .... :shock:
Quote by niceguysdoexist
you can recall the shivers going down your spine at .......and I have to inform you no such undertaking was received .... :shock:

...and the headlines saying Mafeking has been relieved. wink
Quote by northwest-cpl
you're the only one in the office to remember beta max video recorders mad

Worse if you remember 8-track stereo. Even worse if you bought one. redface
Whats an 8-track stereo? dunno
Lots of love hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
absolutely - I remember Super8 cinefilm being introduced - still have the camera somewhere...
And watching blatantly corporate 'informercial' programmes on BBC2 before it officially started...
And the original Radio Caroline biggrin and then the start of Radio One (which had live BBC orchestral music in the middle of the day)..... :cry:
Was going to say I should better stop while I'm ahead, but I guess it's too late for that !!
In my defence I was very, very young (in single figures).
Ant.
Your bum still looks good for an old man ! :angel:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Aww, thanks !! biggrin :D :D
Hey, wait a minute - what do you mean old? mad I'm hoping I'm not half-way there yet..... wink
Quote by antwest99
absolutely - I remember Super8 cinefilm being introduced - still have the camera somewhere...
And watching blatantly corporate 'informercial' programmes on BBC2 before it officially started...
And the original Radio Caroline biggrin and then the start of Radio One (which had live BBC orchestral music in the middle of the day)..... :cry:
Was going to say I should better stop while I'm ahead, but I guess it's too late for that !!
In my defence I was very, very young (in single figures).
Ant.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I don't remember any of that !!!!!
Little
XXX
Quote by northwest-cpl
you can recall the shivers going down your spine at .......and I have to inform you no such undertaking was received .... :shock:

...and the headlines saying Mafeking has been relieved. wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ahhh but what a great time we had singing men of Harlech at Rourkes drift
I don't remember any of that !!!!!
Little

Only just letting you off on that - according to your posts you're only 3 years behind me.... biggrin :D :D :D
Ant
When tv was in black & white
When what doesn't hurt doesn't work :shock:
I don't need anyone to tell me I'm getting old, but, a few things come to mind.
1. When you bend down to tie your shoelaces, you wonder if there is anything else you can do while your down there. rolleyes
2. It takes you all night to do once, what you used to do all night. sad
3 You can remember when 'Swingers' made contact through underground newspapers and magazines, and you had to reply by letter to a Post Office Box number. confused
4. When you hear someone (usually a drunk) singing 'Lloyd George knows my father', and you realise your father really did know Lloyd George. smile
5. When you go to a Vintage Car Show, and realise you learnt to drive in one of the oldest cars there. :shock:
6. When your preference is for 'Older Women' and there aren't any women older than you any more. :taz:
7. You can remember the time when all females wore suspender belts and stockings. :P
8. You can remember when condoms were as thick walled as a bicycle tyre. :uhoh:
9. You accidently meet an old girlfriend, and find out she is a great grandmother. :(
10. When you walk past a Funeral Parlour and someone rushes out with a tape measure, eyes you up, and hands you a brochure. :cry:
Harry0
I love the girls that do,
I love the girls that don't,
I love the girls who say they will,
And then they say they won't.
But the girl I like most of all,
And I think you'll say I'm right,
Is the girl who says she never does,
But looks as if she might.
I feel my oldest when i am saying nite nite to the kids. Nowadays it is me going to bed and them staying up late :cry:
gill x
When your kids teacher's are younger than you :cry:
When ya start talking about tetis and pacman, and saying how good they where
When you were given 500 lines to write for being naughty.
You had to sit down and write them.
These day they just write one line and copy and paste the rest.
Quote by Re-Lapse
When you were given 500 lines to write for being naughty.
You had to sit down and write them.
These day they just write one line and copy and paste the rest.

i had to do that once, for not doing art!, took fe for feck hours, and my arm hurt
it felt like i had been wanking for a month (.. not that i knew what wanking ws when i was a kid ..... err....ummm....arr...)
You know when ya old, when ya can rememver Star wars when it came round the first time
fair enought i was still to young but i watched every xmas at an early age
JGL
Quote by JGL

it felt like i had been wanking for a month (.. not that i knew what wanking ws when i was a kid ..... err....ummm....arr...)
You know when ya old, when ya can rememver Star wars when it came round the first time
fair enought i was still to young but i watched every xmas at an early age
JGL

And just how old are you JGL?
Can you really wank for a month hunni? You must tell me how to get past the aching arm thing lol
Gill x
Quote by dundeecpl

it felt like i had been wanking for a month (.. not that i knew what wanking ws when i was a kid ..... err....ummm....arr...)
You know when ya old, when ya can rememver Star wars when it came round the first time
fair enought i was still to young but i watched every xmas at an early age
JGL

And just how old are you JGL?
I'm the grand old age of 24 ( was 3 when the final star wars cam out).
i'm not suer if ya can or not.. i just thought it sounded good!
i thing youd have to swap hands every so often, other wise you'd be getting toned muclse just in your tight arm,
JGL
Can you really wank for a month hunni? You must tell me how to get past the aching arm thing lol
Gill x
when i have to start shaving my head... to hide the silver hair...."it's not grey"
You catch yourself looking at the cardigans in Freeman Hardy & Willis and thinking that you'd look good in one... blink :shock:
When my daughter says PHWOAR at the same time as me!!!! I tell her to behave herself :shock:
Then she respnds with "WHAT! - Its my hormones!"
Thats when i know i'm getting old.
Little
XXX
You start commenting on how young members of the police look
When you realise you may be old enough to be WBB mum :shock: :shock: lol
sad When u enjoy watching the news
Quote by Alex_Female
sad When u enjoy watching the news

and i just thought that ws me!
JGL
Oh bloody hell where do I start..............
It only seems like a few years ago that I would thread a gold stud through each ear lobe before going out on the town and now I just make sure that each ear lobe is visible by trimming away the hair that obscures them, not that I could get a stud in the bloody things these days the've got so thick, I kid you not, you could sole a pair of boots with the bloody things!
.....and why the fLuck did I buy and install a bath with handles on it eh, to make it easier to carry it from the van to the bathroom....no I actually use the bloody things to get back upright, even the brochure for the bath with a door in it has been put in the bureau cos it looked a good idea.
remember when the only thing you could pinch in your clothing was your dick in your trouser zip?.....so do I............. I got a sharp pain in my throat area this morning and realized that I had managed to button the skin of my neck up with my shirt....where did that baggy skin come from, buggered if I know.
dont like it....dont like it at all.
Quote by corriefem
When you realise you may be old enough to be WBB mum :shock: :shock: lol

we agreed to keep that private!!!!!!!!! confused
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