Yesterday as a birthday present i got the annual pair of slippers from my Mum ... im worried as i haven`t taken them off and love wearing them, that this is a sign of me become old !
Can you help and give me evidence that you believe proves we are "officially" old ... hopefully i won't recognise many of the traits :shock:
By the way receeding hairlines and spreading waist-lines dont count as i already have them .... dam i am old !
Please save me :-(
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You know you are old when ....
Casanova
You know when you are old when ...
You ask the kids to turn the horrible screching noise down.. and anyways the used to have real tunes in your day ..:violin:
You ask the kids to turn the horrible screching noise down.. and anyways the used to have real tunes in your day ..:violin:
Sexlightened
Ummm... I lurrve my slippers... the old-style tartan mens ones £3 from ASDA! (and its MRS B saying this!!!)
You know you are getting old though when...
You may have heard the rumor that life begins at fifty. Maybe it's true but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. And I can’t remember the other two.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun--and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that unfortunately a little late for a guy to get those odds?
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
When an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started
You know you are getting old though when...
You may have heard the rumor that life begins at fifty. Maybe it's true but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. And I can’t remember the other two.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun--and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that unfortunately a little late for a guy to get those odds?
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
When an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started
Master of Sex
well i must be old as i brought myself a pair of slippers for christmas..
i have to admit they are a pair of guiness slippers
and they were very cheap.
all i need know is my pouch of tabacco and my pipe,the rocking chair and an open roaring fire..
oh yes not forgetting the nubile female
:D:D,, if that ever happens then i know im old, and i wont care with the nubile female doing naughty things to me :D:D:D:D:D
i have to admit they are a pair of guiness slippers
and they were very cheap.
all i need know is my pouch of tabacco and my pipe,the rocking chair and an open roaring fire..
oh yes not forgetting the nubile female
:D:D,, if that ever happens then i know im old, and i wont care with the nubile female doing naughty things to me :D:D:D:D:D 
Sex God
i've worn slippers for years and im only 24 :shock: does than make me really old????thinking about it even my son wears then all the time. we sorta "shoes of as soon as we come in and slippers on" people
once upon a time i used to pick dressing gowns for the sex appeal now i buy them for the thickness warmness and fluffyness
once upon a time i used to pick dressing gowns for the sex appeal now i buy them for the thickness warmness and fluffyness
When you start to answer a post and what you write just goes off the rails and you begin to ramble on and on and suddenly you are talking about the weather which has been very mild for the time of year but quite windy which reminds me not to let my girlfriend have brussels sprouts not that I would stop her eating anything but there you go thats my answer...
what was the question?
what was the question?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
...you're doing a timeline of your life to demonstrate to the children and they ask what school was like 'in the olden days' 
Sexlightened
I remember my son in Year 2 at school, age 6 doing his first big history project about the victorians, he was really enjoying learning about how different life was especially for children, I was telling him a little about my own childhood, emphasizing the differences in just a single generation, no mobile phones, the old Amstrad cassette computers, sinclair, spaghetti junction being opened (we live next to it), the corkscrew at Alton Towers being one of the most terrifying white-knuckle rides in Europe and being one of the first to go on it... etc... etc...
He listened avidly, then asked:
"So did you ever get to meet Queen Victoria then Mummy?"
I pointed out that Queen Victoria had died in 1901 only to hear the reply:
"Were you still a little girl then?"
... and I simply couldn't answer... suddenly seeing myself through my 6 year olds eyes as an "old person"
:shock:
He listened avidly, then asked:
"So did you ever get to meet Queen Victoria then Mummy?"
I pointed out that Queen Victoria had died in 1901 only to hear the reply:
"Were you still a little girl then?"
... and I simply couldn't answer... suddenly seeing myself through my 6 year olds eyes as an "old person"
:shock:
Sex God
You know when you are old when.....
When your doctor is years younger than you!!
When your doctor is years younger than you!!
Well swede, wat can i say.....................
but..............wat about....................(u may cringe at this by the way so be warned )
You kno when ur old when..............u cant get to the loo quick enuf & it starts to dribble down ur leg :lol:
I'm quiet n shy really
P.S Happy belated b/day swede :cheers: U also owe shelly a bottle cause u drank her's
but..............wat about....................(u may cringe at this by the way so be warned
)You kno when ur old when..............u cant get to the loo quick enuf & it starts to dribble down ur leg :lol:
I'm quiet n shy really
P.S Happy belated b/day swede :cheers: U also owe shelly a bottle cause u drank her's
Quote by thebrummiesBless, dont you just love em!!
I remember my son in Year 2 at school, age 6 doing his first big history project about the victorians, he was really enjoying learning about how different life was especially for children, I was telling him a little about my own childhood, emphasizing the differences in just a single generation, no mobile phones, the old Amstrad cassette computers, sinclair, spaghetti junction being opened (we live next to it), the corkscrew at Alton Towers being one of the most terrifying white-knuckle rides in Europe and being one of the first to go on it... etc... etc...
He listened avidly, then asked:
"So did you ever get to meet Queen Victoria then Mummy?"
I pointed out that Queen Victoria had died in 1901 only to hear the reply:
"Were you still a little girl then?"
... and I simply couldn't answer... suddenly seeing myself through my 6 year olds eyes as an "old person"
:shock:
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
When your doctor is years younger than you!!
and all the coppers look like kids, and you can't tell the difference between teachers and sixth-formers???
Quote by TheVillians
all i need now is . . . the rocking chair and an open roaring fire
villians, i hate to break this to you, but you have now turned into Val Doonican. i'm assuming you already have the cardigan? :P
i really liked me slippers, and they've been rarely off me feet since, which is a first for me i can tell you! :shock: i'm thinking this year i might ask for a mid-life crisis for me birthday.
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
i'm thinking this year i might ask for a mid-life crisis for me birthday.
neil x x x ;)
another one?
I have mine delivered on a regular basis... one approx every three years seems to keep me on my toes, slippered or otherwise.
and Im big fan of the cardi..
I have a huuuuge ginger cardi, well out of shape.. comfy as ... a really comfy cardi-thing.
(knitted by my mother, bless)
I want a pipe, somebody get me a pipe!
lp
