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Quote by xxdevil69
Admittedly this forum does move faster than parenting ones.. but I only use them as a distraction now whilst waiting for something new on this one rolleyes

I haven't been on any of my regular parenting ones since finding SH redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Calista

Admittedly this forum does move faster than parenting ones.. but I only use them as a distraction now whilst waiting for something new on this one rolleyes

I haven't been on any of my regular parenting ones since finding SH redface surprisedops: :oops:
I just live on the debating board on a certain site coz I get a sad kick out of winding the other perfect mums up!! :twisted:
Quote by xxdevil69

Admittedly this forum does move faster than parenting ones.. but I only use them as a distraction now whilst waiting for something new on this one rolleyes

I haven't been on any of my regular parenting ones since finding SH redface surprisedops: :oops:
I just live on the debating board on a certain site coz I get a sad kick out of winding the other perfect mums up!! :twisted:
ROFLMAO ... if it's the one that I'm thinking of I know exactly what you mean :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: perhaps we could inject some fun sometime .... oh no ... I forget they decided that such talk between adults on a parenting sit just wasn't cricket didn't they???
You should have seen the dabte they had on swinging.. that was soo funny!!! lol :lol: The only problem was, the only other person who admitted to being a swinger was using some not very good arguments for it sad
just realised thats the debate you were talking about redface
Quote by xxdevil69
You should have seen the dabte they had on swinging.. that was soo funny!!! lol :lol: The only problem was, the only other person who admitted to being a swinger was using some not very good arguments for it sad
just realised thats the debate you were talking about redface

ROFLMAO ... hey it's late LOLOL ... and yet there was a discussion on the relationships forum a long time ago that was really really good! ... we'll have to think of a plan and shake the tree a bit sometime ROFL.
A site I frequently use had a discussion that got way too xxx rated and we got told off lol! Apart from that though they are a bit more open minded than most and there are a number of the girls who secretly indulge in a little of our type of fun wink They all think I'm a durty burd though and I love it lol
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . you pull onto a loading ramp, and fire up the laptop to see if you've missed 'owt redface
.... when I'm supposed to be doing some work, but the whole morning goes by, got an inbox full of Topic Reply Notifications, & its lunchtime mad
When you fingd yourself browsing Page 139 of the Cafe posts............
And wondering why Libra Love only has a magazine to take to bed in the afternoon smile
Quote by manofmuchfun
you know your in trouble when you wake up with a dream that blue is shagging the arse off you !!!

To hijack my own thread here while talking about dreaming of shagging SH members....
Yes, women can have wet dreams too :shock:
Quote by Libra-Love
you know your in trouble when you wake up with a dream that blue is shagging the arse off you !!!

To hijack my own thread here while talking about dreaming of shagging SH members....
Yes, women can have wet dreams too :shock:
Now the wet bit is sticky and gooey! We want to hear about the erotic bit.
You know when you are in trouble:-
When you have a dream that all the Mods and Mark, are having a meeting about SH, in your office and you are running around making them tea and coffee. rolleyes
Quote by Sarah1448
You know when you are in trouble:-
When you have a dream that all the Mods and Mark, are having a meeting about SH, in your office and you are running around making them tea and coffee. rolleyes

Tea, white with one sugar please lol
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
You know when you are in trouble:-
When you have a dream that all the Mods and Mark, are having a meeting about SH, in your office and you are running around making them tea and coffee. rolleyes

Tea, white with one sugar please lol
Dawn :silly:
Bring the milk with you Dawn, the kettle is on
You picture SH members' avatars up on huge advertising billboards cool
You wake up in a sweat having had a nightmare that you were were at a swinging heaven party and you are getting suffocated redface surprisedops: :oops: well its true :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by little gem
you write : bounce: etc.....in msnm messages to each other and know what they mean! lol

OMG me and Clare do that when we text each other :shock:
You are just about to log out for the night when that little Msn Messenger box pops up in the bottom of your screen saying "You have received new email from Forum@SwingingHeaven"
Do you continue to log out ? The hell you do ! You go straight to the Forum to see what's new ! smile
Had to resurrect this after a friend asked me yesterday whiy I keep doing this shrugging shoulders action when I'n not sure what I , or anybody else is talking about, or don't have an answer confused
Can't think where that came from now!!
dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Quote by Rainbows
Had to resurrect this after a friend asked me yesterday whiy I keep doing this shrugging shoulders action when I'n not sure what I , or anybody else is talking about, or don't have an answer confused
Can't think where that came from now!!
dunno :dunno: :dunno:

rotflmao phew it ain't just me there then either! i've started doing the rolleyes thing. can't think where that came from either?
n x x x :P
Quote by Riff Raff
You are just about to log out for the night when that little Msn Messenger box pops up in the bottom of your screen saying "You have received new email from Forum@SwingingHeaven"
Do you continue to log out ? The hell you do ! You go straight to the Forum to see what's new ! smile

arghhhhhh...this is me.....help, do i need a doctor or what...i spend a full 9 hours on here whilst at work...does this make me an addict???? confused rolleyes
Quote by Steve_Lincs
you write : bounce: etc.....in msnm messages to each other and know what they mean! lol

OMG me and Clare do that when we text each other :shock:
. . . . . . . . when you text : wave: to people when you drive by the towns listed under their log on name rolleyes
When you get introduced to someone you automatically think of someone in SH with a similar name or nick.
Thus, everyone by the name of Debbs suddenly becomes Debbiewebbs; all Neils are NeilinLeeds, regardless of where they live; and anyone called Daz is forever more to be known as DazandLou in your mind.
dunno rolleyes :bounce: :silly:
Quote by teppic
arghhhhhh...this is me.....help, do i need a doctor or what...i spend a full 9 hours on here whilst at work...does this make me an addict???? confused rolleyes

9 hours? 9 hours! feckin' lightweight! :lol2: you got a long way to go yet trust me! rotflmao
n x x x :P
. . . . . . . . when you're in the kitchen, hear the msn/ notify noise; and shout through "Hang on, I'm just pouring a cup of tea"
fffffffs - I need a smoke ! ! !
Quote by dambuster
. . . . . . . . when you're in the kitchen, hear the msn/ notify noise; and shout through "Hang on, I'm just pouring a cup of tea"
fffffffs - I need a smoke ! ! !

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Quote by teppic
You are just about to log out for the night when that little Msn Messenger box pops up in the bottom of your screen saying "You have received new email from Forum@SwingingHeaven"
Do you continue to log out ? The hell you do ! You go straight to the Forum to see what's new ! smile

arghhhhhh...this is me.....help, do i need a doctor or what...i spend a full 9 hours on here whilst at work...does this make me an addict???? confused rolleyes
No it does not :shock: - it makes you a very naughty boy who needs a good smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Umm, you didn't happen to see Will69xx whilst you were logged on at work did you? He is way overdue for a SLAP for being on here when he should be working :twisted:
Does dreaming about Mark & Helen make you an addict :?: :?: :?:
Or when you buy a mop bucket from a firm called "Rubbermaid" and think - 'That would be a good user name!' cool
lhk
Kat
Ouch! just been slapped and corrected! - When you go out to buy a mop bucket - and buy one BECAUSE the name of the firm is 'Rubbermaid' and you think it would be a good SH user name. rolleyes
Your computer is out of action and you text your SH buddy asking them what they are missing in Cafe - and can they send PM's on their behalf!! lol :lol: :lol:
You wake up in the middle of the night to use your inhaler and decide to `take a quick peek` at your messages whilst you are at it.
Venusxxx