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When your pc goes down.........and you walk around the house with your hands in your pockets annoying everyone that your BORED!
Quote by Rainbows
Your computer is out of action and you text your SH buddy asking them what they are missing in Cafe - and can they send PM's on their behalf!! lol :lol: :lol:

Yup! Got the T-shirt. I was doing serious cold-turkey at the time - didn't make any difference.
Quote by Scandal
You cry when the mods delete your poll about a certain matrimonial union :cry: :cry: :cry: bolt

Apparently more offensive than white dogs crap! rotflmao
They might have a point! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
You cry when the mods delete your poll about a certain matrimonial union :cry: :cry: :cry: bolt

Apparently more offensive than white dogs crap! rotflmao
They might have a point! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Good point though "what ever happended to white dog crap?"
When you look down the 'Last Posts' column and your name is on 5 out of the top 7 and no fucker has had a chance to get a word in edgeways.
Posted on behalf of Venus lol :lol:
Just cos I buggered off to watch TV for once!
Thinking about starting a discursive thread upon `Camp Neanderthals` :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Just cos I buggered off to watch TV for once!
Thinking about starting a discursive thread upon `Camp Neanderthals` :twisted:
Venusxxx

Well you wouldn't expect us to join in a discursive thread then would you? 'Scuse me while I balance me cuppa on me forehead. lol
Quote by westerross
'Scuse me while I balance me cuppa on me forehead. lol

I expect this experiment to be undertaken in a variety of conditions and a report posted for discussion in a new thread by the morning.
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars

'Scuse me while I balance me cuppa on me forehead. lol

I expect this experiment to be undertaken in a variety of conditions and a report posted for discussion in a new thread by the morning.
Venusxxx
It's finished - I've just drunk me tea with me lower lip while the cup was on me forehead. Case proved!
Now if you had said your tongue, then I would have been impressed.
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Now if you had said your tongue, then I would have been impressed.
Venusxxx

Ah well me tongue was scratching the back of me neck at the time but you'd be amazed what me lower lip can do when me tongue's at work.
Sorry. Lost interest. You are just too damn ugly to me now. confused
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Sorry. Lost interest. You are just too damn ugly to me now. confused
Venusxxx

Ahem, I just want everybody to know that this little exchange was concluded in a very endearing set of PMs smile :) :)
Just so's you all know that calling me ugly has a price :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Your still up at 1 am, yet have to get up at 7am tomorrow morning.
Or you develop a callous on yr wrist where it rubs on the mousepad redface rolleyes
When you start saying things like "Eeeeeeeeeeeeek" and "Doh" in everyday conversation and a mental image of the smiley flashes into your head! :shock: :doh:
wink bolt
Jesus I think Im affected too I just went to check my online banking and was using my SH username and password to try and log in!! confused :shock:
you know you're addicted when you don't answer the door to guests cos it will disturb you posting things on here confused mad
when you don't answer the phone because you are mid post.
when you go to a friend's house to check what has been going on while your pc is offline.
when you start shouting FFS at the top of ya vocie. when ya PC crashes at work and ya lose a days worth of work
all eyes just turn in your direction!!!....
whoops!!!
Jiggle
When you're sitting in a client carpark, early for a 2pm meeting and could be doing emails but your posting here instead wink
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

Thanks NWC smile
you know you are addicted when you start to think about going on ebay to buy a portaloo for your lounge (or one of those chairs with a built in potty) so you dont have to move lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I know thats terrible thought but I get so comfortable on the settee with my laptop that I dont want to move redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: lol
This is addiction........
When you get your other 1/2 to instal a duel head graphics card and a second monitor so the forums is still visible while doing other pc tasks lol
shaz x
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: this is the one NWC :thumbup:
Quote by Darkfire
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: this is the one NWC :thumbup:
See folks, I never get any credit for anything! rolleyes
Quote by MikeNorth
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: this is the one NWC :thumbup:
See folks, I never get any credit for anything! rolleyes
You get the credit from me, it was your link I used to bump it up, so thanks MikeNorth lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: this is the one NWC :thumbup:
See folks, I never get any credit for anything! rolleyes
You get the credit from me, it was your link I used to bump it up, so thanks MikeNorth lol
Thanks NWC - took me quite a while to find it down in the SH basement! The Sarge leaves the place very untidy! :lol:
MikeNorth, funny you should mention Sarge, that is one of his adictions. He spends hours and hours down in the cellar, takes a few magazines down with him and says he's tidying up, but when the rest of us go down, its still a flaming tip! Cant think what he is doing down there dunno
Quote by MikeNorth
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: this is the one NWC :thumbup:
See folks, I never get any credit for anything! rolleyes
Mike, I'm sorry worship , I read this thread before the other one - and obviously responded here first.
Thankyou both for resurrecting this :wink:
anyone else reading it and nodding head knowingly???
Quote by Darkfire
Mike, I'm sorry worship , I read this thread before the other one - and obviously responded here first.
Thankyou both for resurrecting this wink
anyone else reading it and nodding head knowingly???

np Darkfire ...thanks :thumbup: