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You know you're addicted to SH when....

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I think it was Kinky Lizard (where is he, by the way?) who told us how he was once one second away from clicking the send button to send a work email signed "Kinky Lizard".
But I'm not addicted..oh no...but I know I roll my eyes a lot rolleyes :roll: :roll:
kinky , didnt he get married and moved abroad???
xx lou xx
Quote by fruity1976
Jesus I think Im affected too I just went to check my online banking and was using my SH username and password to try and log in!! confused :shock:

:giggle: :giggle:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
kinky , didnt he get married and moved abroad???
xx lou xx

I know he was due to get married abroad, but I didn't know about the moving abroad bit.
Mike.
ok....sometimes it`s boring...... with a load of clicky in jokes and stuff.....
but u still have to check

other days it`s sane enough to join in
You know you're addicted to SH when....
.............................. You've just sent an e mail to a non payer on a well known internet auction site and in the writting process you looked to ad a frown and eyes roll emotion sad rolleyes redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by MikeNorth
I think it was Kinky Lizard (where is he, by the way?) who told us how he was once one second away from clicking the send button to send a work email signed "Kinky Lizard".

He wasn't a second away - it was a job application he put in!! rotflmao
Jeez, reading my contributions above - I can only claim that I was in a frenzy after having been unable to get on site for over a month!!
I have a very special girl to thank for helping me stay alive during that period - gonna see her next week!
Quote by westerross
I think it was Kinky Lizard (where is he, by the way?) who told us how he was once one second away from clicking the send button to send a work email signed "Kinky Lizard".

He wasn't a second away - it was a job application he put in!! rotflmao

You're right Tune, of course. I spent a long time trying to find the thread in question in the SH basement, but gave up in the end, I was getting claustrophobia down there. lol
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You know you're addicted to SH when....
.............................. You've just sent an e mail to a non payer on a well known internet auction site and in the writting process you looked to ad a frown and eyes roll emotion sad rolleyes redface surprisedops: :oops:

Muppet :giggle:
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well it CAN get worse..
picture the scene...
sat having a serious discussion.. and someone walks past.. you pipe up... oooooh.. that looks just like ... tallandhairy/sgtBilko/venus/blue etc etc etc (substitute any other ..... UNUSUAL name)
hmmmmmmmm wonder why everyone keeps asking if i am alright! lol

Or even Well Busty Babe!! :shock: :shock:
Quickest way to a slap that I know!!
still wading thro the archives wink
all this week ive been delivering parcels (taxi is in garage) all over the country north and south and i have found myself in certain areas where you lot say you live and wondering if such and such live on this road found myself doing that about 12 times so far :doh: :doh: rotflmao
sorry sassy-seren not been over your side but your sexy legs would stick out from a mile away and i'd find you easily :giggle: :giggle: kiss
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
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sorry sassy-seren not been over your side but your sexy legs would stick out from a mile away and i'd find you easily :giggle: :giggle:

I think all the for sale signs would be a give away too :giggle:
You know you're addicted when....
you've flounced/ left the building/ gone vanilla/ denounced the lifestyle
but then cant resist temptation to log in in stealth mode 3- 4 times a day to read the daily goings on/ check your pm box/ see if anyone's noticed you've gone / keep your ad & photos running...just in case
:twisted: :giggle: :twisted:
you know youre addicted when people threaten to ban you in order to get the work done you need to do.
You know you've got friends here when they harrass you to get offline and offer help when it's asked for.
:love: I love you guys! :love:
And Darkfire... I'm not PMing you cos you said youre not speaking to me til my work is finished! flipa so there! biggrin
flipa back
now go do some study ya idle cow smackbottom
u have 1 minute before I grass you up :twisted:
rotflmao
You know you're well and truly addicted when it's your birthday and the most exciting thing you're going to do on that day is get dolled up and go in Jo's place later :giggle: redface
Love
Mrs L
PS Stormwalker was telling his Dad he had to go and get a Farmers for work instead of a sick note when he was in the chatroom talking to Farmers Boy and talking to his Dad on the phone at the same time blink
You are addicted, when you cannot go back to work because of this:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/76099.html?highlight=
And you JUST HAVE to wait and see IF it happens
lol :lol: :lol:
Addicted..... When the divorce papers arrive!!
And if you click this!!! http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/view-topic.html?post_id=735809#735809
Told you....
Mike xx
Quote by mdr2000
Addicted..... When the divorce papers arrive!!
And if you click this!!! http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/view-topic.html?post_id=735809#735809
Told you....
Mike xx

rotflmao :rotflmao: .....lol
CC..... cool
Theres always one lol always one pmsl..... ya did eh ya did lol..
You know when you're addicted when ...........................
You're gritting your teeth to be able to type and work the touch pad with 93 year ols Arthur Rittck fingers cos u just can't keep away rolleyes
You know when you're addicted to SH when you go to see friends and you have to log on from their pc innocent
Sorry Shireen :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
You know when you're addicted to SH when you go to see friends and you have to log on from their pc innocent
Sorry Shireen :giggle:

rotflmao You only wanted to sit in Steve's chair wink
Shireen
xxx
I can't really answer this.......
Because I am NOT addicted!
Honest.
Really - honest I'm not, never have been
OK -well maybe just a little rolleyes
My god it's hard to type with your fingers crossed.
Quote by Shireen_Mids
You know when you're addicted to SH when you go to see friends and you have to log on from their pc innocent
Sorry Shireen :giggle:

rotflmao You only wanted to sit in Steve's chair wink
Shireen
xxx
Well I had to fart somewhere redface
:whistling:
Dawn :giggle:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: You haven't limited it to just his chair though have you Dawn?? :lol2:
Shireen
xxx
Shireen looooooove the tattoo ! smile
Cause after a 4 month break I'm back :shock:
Cheeky cow rolleyes
I just wanted to leave you something to remind you of me later this evening rotflmao
Shireen, we need to find the chatroom bolt
Oooooh don't get me on the chatroom Titsalina ! wink