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Shireen looooooove the tattoo !
You should see it from where I'm sitting :giggle:
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Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
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MrsFC see you both back
Ahem !!!! 1 word for you woman !!!!!!!!!!!!..........................text !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x
Sex God
What about mine??
when you spend all night in the chatroom talking to red hot and jon, MR SOUTH and then spending all the morning on here and forget to feed the kids 
.....................and im supposed to be tidying up and getting the house ready for mrs dpg and baby coming home
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
.....................and im supposed to be tidying up and getting the house ready for mrs dpg and baby coming home
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Master of Sex
Quote by The-Ring
when you spend all night in the chatroom talking to red hot and jon and then spending all the morning on here and forget to feed the kids
.....................and im supposed to be tidying up and getting the house ready for mrs dpg and baby coming home
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Get it done then
......And chatting?...... was more like perving :lol2:
Was good to chat to you as well mate and see a face behind the keyboard :thumbup:
......Oh and i was merly observing
Quote by southukcouple
when you spend all night in the chatroom talking to red hot and jon and then spending all the morning on here and forget to feed the kids
.....................and im supposed to be tidying up and getting the house ready for mrs dpg and baby coming home
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Get it done then
......And chatting?...... was more like perving :lol2:
Was good to chat to you as well mate and see a face behind the keyboard :thumbup:
......Oh and i was merly observing
yeah right you spent more time looking at my tits than red's :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and yes WE WERE perving mate :giggle: :giggle:
......... off to edit last post as i forgot to mention mr south :thumbup:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
housework 
Sex God
Quote by The-Ring
when you spend all night in the chatroom talking to red hot
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
I was rather under the impression you were letching . . . never seen anyone with dribble on their chin just from talking :twisted:
Now bugger off and let Mrs dpg have the pc for a change . . . you've got the nappies to see to and bottles to make up and kids to see to :lol2:
T-J xx
Sex God
I know I'm addicted when I have my dominant hand in a sling and my other is pounding the keyboard.
That is why the writing is a bit eligible. I am not used to typing with one hand.
That is why the writing is a bit eligible. I am not used to typing with one hand.
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
That is why the writing is a bit eligible. I am not used to typing with one hand.
Yeah right :giggle: :wanker:It's true I can type 300 word an hour.
Quote by sheddy
When I've just gone to shut my computer down (yes I do turn it off ocasionally) and automatically gone.................................................................
Start > Firefox > Bookmarks > Swinging Heaven >>>>>> and bingo I'm back again :shock:
hehehehe
I never ever shut my pc down, just reboot it
Shaz x
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
True but only when there is no
or 
I just had to post this.
Myself, Darkfire & Sierra were having a natter at last night's munch and discussing the merits of socialising with swingers as opposed to our vanilla friends.
The usual stuff was mentioned about being able to have a drink and relax in the company of other swingers - not having to watch what you say.
Sierra tyold us about dropping a clanger at a recent vanilla BBQ.
After she got chatting to a vanilla couple they hadn't met before:
Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"
If that isn't addicted I don't know what is
Myself, Darkfire & Sierra were having a natter at last night's munch and discussing the merits of socialising with swingers as opposed to our vanilla friends.
The usual stuff was mentioned about being able to have a drink and relax in the company of other swingers - not having to watch what you say.
Sierra tyold us about dropping a clanger at a recent vanilla BBQ.
After she got chatting to a vanilla couple they hadn't met before:
Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"
If that isn't addicted I don't know what is
Sexlightened
You know your addicted when ...
As i'm mr michelemacca thats easy .... when i spend hours on here lookin around while mrs michelemacca is in bed with her g/f urging me to join them and i say. :shock: .. "just a min .. just need to check out this profile"... who said call the guys in white coats????
As i'm mr michelemacca thats easy .... when i spend hours on here lookin around while mrs michelemacca is in bed with her g/f urging me to join them and i say. :shock: .. "just a min .. just need to check out this profile"... who said call the guys in white coats????
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"
If that isn't addicted I don't know what is
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sierra that's an absolute classic!! What did they say?! :lol2:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I just had to post this.
Myself, Darkfire & Sierra were having a natter at last night's munch and discussing the merits of socialising with swingers as opposed to our vanilla friends...
Quote of the evening :
Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: cue guffaws of laughter from the 3 of us :thumbup: some of the best munch conversations seem to happen in the toilets , and this one was a classic! Nice one Sierra 
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I just had to post this.
Myself, Darkfire & Sierra were having a natter at last night's munch and discussing the merits of socialising with swingers as opposed to our vanilla friends.
The usual stuff was mentioned about being able to have a drink and relax in the company of other swingers - not having to watch what you say.
Sierra tyold us about dropping a clanger at a recent vanilla BBQ.
After she got chatting to a vanilla couple they hadn't met before:
Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"
If that isn't addicted I don't know what is
that is class........
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I just had to post this.
Myself, Darkfire & Sierra were having a natter at last night's munch and discussing the merits of socialising with swingers as opposed to our vanilla friends.
The usual stuff was mentioned about being able to have a drink and relax in the company of other swingers - not having to watch what you say.
Sierra tyold us about dropping a clanger at a recent vanilla BBQ.
After she got chatting to a vanilla couple they hadn't met before:
Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"
If that isn't addicted I don't know what is
Classic
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
When SH is your home page.
Quote by Nomad_Soul
It's taken over most of my spare time. I come on in the morning before I go to work and go on has soon as possible in the evening as well (and I love it lol !!!).
I've even stopped watching The Simpsons and Futurama (unless they are new ones).
Surely, anythings better than the Simpsons.
Plim
Quote by well_busty_babe
you know you are addicted to SH when during a conversation with your coleagues you blurt out "we were debating that in the cafe at midnight last night".. and then have to get out of explaing where this cafe that you frequent at midnight is!!!!!1
Isn't this what we all dread doing - at least you didn't say "on Swinging Heaven".
Plim
