. . . . . you put four breeze blocks on the garden table, a black & decker workmate on the breeze blocks, a second workbench thing on the b &d workbench and STILL can't pull yourself up through the back bedroom window cos you've just come back for the weekend and can see your bunch of keys in the kitchen.
CA had gone to the dogs. (I just want to say that again . . . . CA has gone to the dogs)
I'm supposed to meet her there.
Small ladders are in the house.
Lent (?) my big ladders to a mate.
Who's a twat???
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You know you're not twenty five anymore when . . . . . .
Orgasminator
I bet he never thought of that one
Orgasminator
Mind you he could be sat in the shed at the bottom of the garden.
TS
TS
Sexlightened
I am twenty five and theres's no way I could've done it either. 
when youre almost 28 and approaching 30, Im freaking out a wee bit about approaching 30 but I think its more cause i feel ive wasted a lot of time the past 10 or so years!!
I think im at the stage now where Im a bit more appreciative of the fact Im still alive and able to do the things im able to do as much as I would like to do more of some of them ;)
I think im at the stage now where Im a bit more appreciative of the fact Im still alive and able to do the things im able to do as much as I would like to do more of some of them ;)
Sex God
Well i used to be very fit and supple, but Im not so much after 2 kids and turning 34 tomorrow, so I went to a Yoga class for the first time in ages.
I managed a lot of the positions very well, and even managed to balance my elbows on my knees, taking my feet off the ground, therefore all my body weight was resting on my hands/arms/wrists. I was a bit wobbly, but thought Hey!! im doing it! THEN promptly fell flap on my face, much to the amusement of my friend :doh: lol
I managed a lot of the positions very well, and even managed to balance my elbows on my knees, taking my feet off the ground, therefore all my body weight was resting on my hands/arms/wrists. I was a bit wobbly, but thought Hey!! im doing it! THEN promptly fell flap on my face, much to the amusement of my friend :doh: lol
Sex God
woohoo!!!
i am gonna be 25 in a few weeks... so according to dambusters logic.. i will be able to do it then!
:twisted:
i am gonna be 25 in a few weeks... so according to dambusters logic.. i will be able to do it then!
:twisted:
Sex God
WBB manages to pull herself free.. draging bits of window frame with her as she goes!
she wipes the sweat off her brow........ dabs the blood with a tisue.. and goes in search of dambuster!!!!!
:evil: :x :evil: :x
she wipes the sweat off her brow........ dabs the blood with a tisue.. and goes in search of dambuster!!!!!
:evil: :x :evil: :x 
Orgasminator
Aaaaaah Vix - you need a hug???????????
CA xxx
CA xxx
When you pick up the local paper and see:
-school reunion photos of your year, and they all look like they are ready for the chap with the scythe
-pictures of your grandchild
-obituaries of people you could have sworn were the same age as yourself
-retirements of sportsmen you thought were still 'up and coming'
-serious jail sentences handed out to the 'young rogue' that you tried to help when you ran the local youth -club
-everday names spelt in ways that perplex you (Jak, Su, Debi, etc)
-houses for sale in places which used to be open fields where you grazed your sheep
-the country pubs where you used to drink all night being re-opened as 'theme bars' with ridiculous names
-tributes to local dignitaries being honoured for their good works in the community-and you are certain it was only last year that they came to the village
-pictures of the new local village bobby-and he looks younger than your children
and having got depressed you put away the paper and realise that 25 is long gone:
-when you swing your barrel to knock over a rat, fire-and miss
-when some joker has altered the gears on your bike so that the hill into town seems awfully steep
-when you have to get a bradawl and -secretly-make an extra hole in your belt before going out
-when removing the hairs from your ears assumes a semi-religious intensity
-when tomatoes don't taste like they used to
-when you get your son to programme the video
-when you go sick on school sports day, in case someone asks you to run in the 'fathers' race
-when benches in parks become more important to you
-when you talk about your sporting exploits, but never do any, and secretly panic that you can't actually remember doing what you are telling people you did
-when you are relieved to tune into Radio Two-and even moreso when you are delighted to find Terry Wogan is on...
oh, the list goes on: unlike youth!!
A
-school reunion photos of your year, and they all look like they are ready for the chap with the scythe
-pictures of your grandchild
-obituaries of people you could have sworn were the same age as yourself
-retirements of sportsmen you thought were still 'up and coming'
-serious jail sentences handed out to the 'young rogue' that you tried to help when you ran the local youth -club
-everday names spelt in ways that perplex you (Jak, Su, Debi, etc)
-houses for sale in places which used to be open fields where you grazed your sheep
-the country pubs where you used to drink all night being re-opened as 'theme bars' with ridiculous names
-tributes to local dignitaries being honoured for their good works in the community-and you are certain it was only last year that they came to the village
-pictures of the new local village bobby-and he looks younger than your children
and having got depressed you put away the paper and realise that 25 is long gone:
-when you swing your barrel to knock over a rat, fire-and miss
-when some joker has altered the gears on your bike so that the hill into town seems awfully steep
-when you have to get a bradawl and -secretly-make an extra hole in your belt before going out
-when removing the hairs from your ears assumes a semi-religious intensity
-when tomatoes don't taste like they used to
-when you get your son to programme the video
-when you go sick on school sports day, in case someone asks you to run in the 'fathers' race
-when benches in parks become more important to you
-when you talk about your sporting exploits, but never do any, and secretly panic that you can't actually remember doing what you are telling people you did
-when you are relieved to tune into Radio Two-and even moreso when you are delighted to find Terry Wogan is on...
oh, the list goes on: unlike youth!!
A
