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and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)
Quote by Badger
and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)

WIMP
Dambuster regularly pulls 44 tonnes :rascal:
ES just pulls dunno

bolt
Give jennaj a shout, she'll sort your back out, a nice massage with oil.
Quote by KcKat
and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)

WIMP
Dambuster regularly pulls 44 tonnes :rascal:
ES just pulls dunno

bolt
It's easy wiv a big lorry to help. I've only got a little wheelbarrow. sad
Quote by Badger
and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)

WIMP
Dambuster regularly pulls 44 tonnes :rascal:
ES just pulls dunno

bolt
It's easy wiv a big lorry to help. I've only got a little wheelbarrow. sad
It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it. Or so I heard... :shock:
mmmmm i quite often wish someone would walk up and down my back in spiced heels biggrin
You should have hired a mini digger only about £30 per day, that would have loaded and carried in no time at all.
Well ive got the heels , but dont think youd want my size 18 tramping up and down your back!!!! Still im happy to try it if you are!! :giggle: :happy: :evil2: :evil2: :happy:
Quote by foxylady 123
Well ive got the heels , but dont think youd want my size 18 tramping up and down your back!!!! Still im happy to try it if you are!! :giggle: :happy: :evil2: :evil2: :happy:

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Badger
and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)

at least it was down the garden path Badger, up would have been far more demanding.
Why not pull up a few of the paths flagstones and make it a shorter run.
Quote by Badger
and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)

from one pain slut to another come to rachel step into my pooch parlour and feel my 3 inch spiked kitten heels sink into tender warm flesh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by rachel-lane
and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)

from one pain slut to another come to rachel step into my pooch parlour and feel my 3 inch spiked kitten heels sink into tender warm flesh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ya perv! :wink: :wink: poke smackbottom
:lol2: :lol2: :twisted:
Rachel-Lane
from one pain slut to another come to rachel step into my pooch parlour and feel my 3 inch spiked kitten heels sink into tender warm flesh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

MMMMMMMM Rachel now your teasing me biggrin :D :D :D :D