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Aaaarg! not the end of men! don't be so foolish!!!! I like the idea of mains power, no fading buzz! I'll start saving now 
but what to do tonight...
but what to do tonight... Orgasminator
why? have they fitted something new to the crosstrainers? 
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Mrs TnH liking the zero fat, muscular legs. No gym, no legs
ever done a spinning class for the legs? pain on a stick! and evil instructors!
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Talking of expensive sex toys has everyone heard of real dolls? They cost thousands of pounds:
They look quite good but where would you hide it? lol I couldn’t imagine spending that kind of money on a toy though anyway. Rather have the real thing. Could be good fun for couples that did not want to bring a third person in to there relationship I guess.
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Just had a look...isnt she in Eastenders?....Dirty Den's missus :shock:
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We also have a squirter. Purely as Del is never gonna feel a real cock cumming in him. It feels so good and this is the closest thing he is gonna get to it.
We don't really have a fave toy. We have a few that we use frequently.
Our biggest and scariest is in the pic :shock: it is a fist, looks real life and certainly feels bigger than real life
G & D x
The double dong at the top was a fave but it is now 2x9" :cry: :cry: :cry:
:shock: police reveal offensive weapons from recent amnesty :shock:
shows a rise in the number of people carrying arms :shock:
:roll: :roll: This is my favourite toy at the moment. I have had it for a while and didn't like it at first. But I persevered with it. Honestly the things a girl has to do! Its not very big but its quite a powful vibe in it.
I can't remember where I bought it and cannot find a link to it - have put a pic up of it "in use" - but don't think it will survive long on Photobucket :shock:
I can't remember where I bought it and cannot find a link to it - have put a pic up of it "in use" - but don't think it will survive long on Photobucket :shock:
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This is my favourite toy at the moment. I have had it for a while and didn't like it at first. But I persevered with it. Honestly the things a girl has to do! Its not very big but its quite a powful vibe in it.
I can't remember where I bought it and cannot find a link to it - have put a pic up of it "in use" - but don't think it will survive long on Photobucket :shock:
Nice pic Celticq
, glad I got a look before photobucket drop it! 
I have to say the vibe looks like something out of Star Trek though. :shock:
Roger the Dragon. xxx
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Talking of expensive sex toys has everyone heard of real dolls? They cost thousands of pounds:
They look quite good but where would you hide it? lol I couldn’t imagine spending that kind of money on a toy though anyway. Rather have the real thing. Could be good fun for couples that did not want to bring a third person in to there relationship I guess.
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Just had a look...isnt she in Eastenders?....Dirty Den's missus :shock:
Is this the 'just been shooting heroin' look doll? She looks like she's half baked (or inflated perhaps!)
Just bought a new RABBIT the platinum rabbit from ann summers Mrs O thinks its Fantastic,
also just bought the "TONGUE JOY" tried it its shit you have a band to hold it on your tongue its a very tiny vibrator,, hit you teeth with it and it might smash your enamel off its also slips off very easy "Dont bother" not for £40
also just bought the "TONGUE JOY" tried it its shit you have a band to hold it on your tongue its a very tiny vibrator,, hit you teeth with it and it might smash your enamel off
its also slips off very easy "Dont bother" not for £40 Orgasminator
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Ok so which one would you folks recommend to buy as ur first one?
For a female to use it i mean
depends for what use
there are clit stimulators (eggs are supposed to be very good and only a fiver) anal toys such as plugs, dildos, vibrators, strapons...the list goes on! :twisted: :twisted:trouble is, once you start, there's no going back and you'll have a collection before long
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Quote by staffy1981
I been told nothing too big!
At the moment it's only for vaginal use anal might come later!!
Just glad there is shop locally that sells this sort of stuff
try something like
or
to start with, get an egg too she'll love it
get them online or you'll be paying a massive premium in a sex shop (unless it's a cheapish shop with a "marital aid" section)
Trust me, they are always discreet, even on the credit card statement, just make sure you choose a decent shop
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Hi everyone
Well my greatest sex toy is my Versa Cock fucking machine from in the US.
PS: Check me out on the website I'm female 15 under the customers photos section
Tried the link out of interest, doesn't seem to work.
Awesome looking machine for you ladies though...
try
