Your dream girl??

21 Jul 2004

Quote by Vix
Yes, it's King Arthur land. Also known to have a rather large music festival once in a while.

Roxy Music / Brian Ferry Sang about Avalon they also sang about Vienna.
So putting 2 & 2 together to make 5.
Tell me when The Austrian Music Festival 2004 is taking place & i'll be there wink

The WHOOSH Man xxx

21 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
:kick: Right i need a dream man now :twisted:
Clare,xxx

(Dream man pms very welcome as my "bloke" doesnt think im his dream girl,tut!!! )

Where do I send the applications? Or have you already put me on your short list? :small-print:
Not that I'm you understand and I promise I'll worship

you when appropriate and smackbottom

when not.
M

21 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Oh Lou you'll always be my dream girl,nomatter how much of a trollopy,slapper you are
Yust don't tell the missus
Steve,xxx
( :cry: even though you never answer my PM's :cry: )

:kick: Right i need a dream man now :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
(Dream man pms very welcome as my "bloke" doesnt think im his dream girl,tut!!! mad

)
She'll bloody do anything for a PM,but if any of you lurvely ladies wanna PM me then i won't be offended :twisted:
Steve,xxx
(she knows she is my dream woman really,well she likes to think so :lol: )

21 Jul 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Where do I send the applications? Or have you already put me on your short list? :small-print:
Not that I'm you understand and I promise I'll you when appropriate and when not.
M

Your already on the short list,applications will be fully reviewed via pm.
The things you have to do to get attention when you dont get it from where you should!!!!
(he's only saying these nasty things about me so you wont all bother,i think you should itll really annoy him!!!!!!!)
Clare,xxx
wink

21 Jul 2004

Right here goes,
Preamble;
dear sir or madam,
please consider me for the post of 'Dream Man', I'll be really good at it, I spend the whole day dreaming of SH and more specifically Clare.
Previous Experience
Since the age of 18 I have been diligently studying the art of being a dream man, studying and practicing massage techniques and tantric sex when in between ladies. I'm no expert, but I am great at logic puzzles and spacial orientation making me an ideal candidate for working out both how things fit together and also how to efficiently pack Steves suitcases.
Hobbies
Whatever I'm told they are, unless you prefer your men with a little more spine, in which case my hobbies are pleasuring my partner and SCUBA Diving, sometimes separately.
I look forward to the interview and am sure that we will have a long and happy relationship.
Yours truly longing to get into your knickers
M

21 Jul 2004

Not a bad application,though it is the first and need others to compare it to,i shall let you know in due course!!!!
Clare,xxx
wink

21 Jul 2004

Are Applications here or via PM??
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Are Applications here or via PM??
The WHOOSH Man

I think it should be on here and made into a sticky ..... why should clare have all the fun in her pm?
C'mon give us all a giggle .....

21 Jul 2004

Well a sepearte post for applications only & there comments should be made (with a possible closing date too).
Gets scribbling notes for his application.
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Oh Lou you'll always be my dream girl,nomatter how much of a trollopy,slapper you are
Yust don't tell the missus
Steve,xxx
( :cry: even though you never answer my PM's :cry: )

:kick: Right i need a dream man now :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
(Dream man pms very welcome as my "bloke" doesnt think im his dream girl,tut!!! mad

)
Looks like I buggered that one eh Annie?
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Gilbert

21 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Roxy Music / Brian Ferry Sang about Avalon they also sang about Vienna.
So putting 2 & 2 together to make 5.
Tell me when The Austrian Music Festival 2004 is taking place & i'll be there
The WHOOSH Man xxx

Think you'll find Vienna was Ultravox.

21 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
C'mon give us all a giggle .....

Are you laughing at me Calista? If I find out you've been laughing at me I'll be over to Derbyshire to sort you out! Don't you puch me girl! :twisted:
PS: I'm available Thursday (tomorrow) if it's convenient...

21 Jul 2004

Quote by Vix
Roxy Music / Brian Ferry Sang about Avalon they also sang about Vienna.
So putting 2 & 2 together to make 5.
Tell me when The Austrian Music Festival 2004 is taking place & i'll be there
The WHOOSH Man xxx

Think you'll find Vienna was Ultravox.
Was always sh*t at geography
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

Quote by marmalaid

C'mon give us all a giggle .....

Are you laughing at me Calista? If I find out you've been laughing at me I'll be over to Derbyshire to sort you out! Don't you puch me girl! :twisted:
PS: I'm available Thursday (tomorrow) if it's convenient...

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
I was laughing at the packing steve's case bit LOL
Well come on over by all means but we have both chickenpox and tonsilitis in this house at the moment smile

21 Jul 2004

I've already had chicken pox, and I have some cream for your tonsils, PM me the address and I'll be there ;)
Go on - I dare ya.

21 Jul 2004

Quote by marmalaid
I've already had chicken pox, and I have some cream for your tonsils, PM me the address and I'll be there ;)
Go on - I dare ya.

Ummmm I don't have tonsils!!! lost them years ago .... and after the virginity before you ask :twisted:
With two young kids at home ... I'll pass on sending the address ............... this time!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

21 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
Well come on over by all means but we have both chickenpox and tonsilitis in this house at the moment

Quote by Calista
I'll pass on sending the address ............... this time!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by marmalaid
Go on - I dare ya.

Pah!
You chickened out ;) The offers open, PM me when you feel "next time " has come... I'll be waiting to mop your brow :therethere:
TTFN till tomorrow.
M
PS I'd love a cup of peppermint tea and a chat biggrin

I could do with interview practice before Clare calls me ...

21 Jul 2004

Dear Sir / Madam,
I would like to apply for the post of 'DREAM MAN' as advertised in the SH forum - Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:43 pm.
PROFILE
I am 6ft 3" with dark hair, sky blue eyes & tanned - so I fit the category of 'Tall , Dark & Handsome' which I have been told is one of the requirements for the above post.
MAJOR ACHIEVEMENTS
June 2004 I acheived ISO 4074:2002 Natural latex rubber condoms - Requirements and test methods.
EXPERIENCE
Have read the book by Linda Howard & have seen the 1995 film (Staring Patsy Kensit) even though at times her acting needed to be improved upon.
TRAINING COURSES
I am willing to attend any future courses you think are relevant for the said post.
I am also studying for ISO 8009-2:1985 - Reusable rubber contraceptive diaphragms -- Part 2: Determination of size.
QUALIFICATIONS / EDUCATION
A PhD from the school of Life
A diploma from the school of hard knocks.
HOBBIES
Oral stimulation both vaginal & anal - I have a 7" tongue which helps & my special ability of being able to breathe through my ears is an added bonus.
Thankyou for your time
Hope to speak to you soon
The WHOOSH Man xxx

26 Jul 2004

So Clare, whe gets the job? Or is it that Steve gets to keep it sad

looking at the pictures I guess that Steve gets to keep his job as dream man.
Is there any chance of a job share arrangement going on here? Split between 2 or 3 of us? :bounce:

26 Jul 2004

Quote by marmalaid
So Clare, whe gets the job? Or is it that Steve gets to keep it looking at the pictures I guess that Steve gets to keep his job as dream man.
Is there any chance of a job share arrangement going on here? Split between 2 or 3 of us? :bounce:

me too?!?! worship