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Hi to everyone looking at this. I'm a hot and Lusty 19 year old whos waiting here with her legs open just for you. I'm 5ft 10 with long blonde hair, legs that go on forever and sexy blue eyes. i definitly give it on the first date, in fact, sometimes we might not even make it through dinner or our first round of drinks. Dont expect intelligent conversation as i am a trophy girlfriend and nothing more. I ALWAYS expect anal, sometimes going on for hours. I dont cook or clean, but BOY, will i relax you when you come home from work. I have a regular slot in 4 hardcore porn mags, not to mention "Star Girl" on 3 hardcore websites. I'm not looking for a long term relationship - i just want one night stands of hot passionate sex, as ans when you and i feel like it - Rest assured you will be by NO means the only man in my life - if you want gang bangs then i'm your girl!!!
So come on guys - if youve got a bulge in your wallet as well as your trousers then give me a mail!!
I have been out with a fashon model, thanks but I prefer brains over body smile Ok that cruel to fashon models, I met some great ones, and hey Mrs TnH a looker in my eyes...
Oh heck better stop digging hole now :doh:
Well I am playing hard to get so NAR NAR NE NAR NAR....!
Hey rocky stop playing with the two tones ;)
You're a bit young, I'm not an anal fan and I like a chat. Oh well. sad
Just in case anyone tries to take this seriously, ITS FICTICIOUS!!!!!! (thought id throw the disclaimer in)
I dont think so...I am sure I have stuck a few pages down with you on in the past....? wink
Lol. Dazandlou - they ain't gonna read this far down. lol
Well if you want to go out with me with me you have to be able to hold a decent conversation on a range of academic subjects, be able to cook a gormet dinner, dress and act like a lady (outside of the bedroom), be well travelled, be fluent in several languages, be well read, have compassion for those less fortunate than themselves, heal the sick, have familiarity with psychololgical, philosophical and religious concepts, be proficient at several martial arts, be familiar with the arts of love (including fetishsim & S&M), have a house in the country as well as overseas, knows what she wants and knows that I am the greatest guy she is ever going to meet and that I can make all her fanstasies come true...because I am the Luuuurvve Commando!
I think that just about covers it......
Still waiting for my dream girl...any offers?
I was gong to be selfish and just ask for a shag...seems like the edukated mob took control...
All this pent up ANIMAL passion going to waste.....
Where's me baby oil and playboy gone....! :wanker:
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Just in case anyone tries to take this seriously, ITS FICTICIOUS!!!!!! (thought id throw the disclaimer in)

They say art imitates nature, and it certainly sounds like a lot like certain inhabitants of a county just east of where I am. rotflmao
Brassy types do absolutely zilch for me... I'm into the girl-next-door type. You know - normal. biggrin
It's weird though isn't it? We are told by the media that women (and men) of a particular physical type are beautiful. That type is in the extreme minority, so I'm thinking, hang on a sec... how did evolution arrive that situation? And the answer is, of course, it didn't. Evolution has determined that the girl-next-door IS beautiful, because she's the type most likely carry on the species, and that's why there's so many of her.
If you catch my drift - I've had a couple. :D
Ice
Girl next door! Never had her! She was always playing hard to get! I had to move out of town before I got my girl and she was from another country, nay another continent!
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NAR NAR NE NAR NAR....!

Errrrrr RH - I think you're in the wrong thread hunny
lol
Nee Naw or Whoo Whoo
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NAR NAR NE NAR NAR....!

Errrrrr RH - I think you're in the wrong thread hunny
Quote by Ice Pie
Evolution has determined that the girl-next-door IS beautiful
Ice

sad :( :( :(
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Has no next door neighbours :( :(
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sad :( :( :(
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Has no next door neighbours :( :(

My house is in a graveyard - so my next-door-neighbours are... - nemmind, touche. :P
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sad :( :( :(
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Has no next door neighbours :( :(

My house is in a graveyard - so my next-door-neighbiour are... - nemmind, touche. :P
Necrophilia is dead boring.
Oh and D&L, that type of woman might have done something for me when I was 17, but now they tend to leave me very cold.
I have gone out with this girl some years ago , remember it well. Has anyone else on this forum , tell how it worked out 4 u ?
Sigh, I see it`s time for me to come in and rescue yet another pointless thread............
It`s obvious really. I`m everybodies dream girl. What are you all waiting for, come flock!
No, it`s ok, don`t thank me, sometimes I have to point this out, it`s just a cross I have to bear. It`s tough being this gorgeous, but I can cope.
*shakes head......some people just don`t see what`s right under thier noses......... rolleyes
Venusxxx
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What are you all waiting for, come flock!

surely that's a bit of a typo on this board ????
:twisted:
That`s okay, I`ll toy with them :twisted: I could use the distraction! lol
Venusxxx
You may be the dream girl. I am the dream woman!
:P
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You may be the dream girl. I am the dream woman!
:P

Dreams of Vix :sleeping:
But doesn't dream to hard due to the fact of not wanting to upset Reese
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Oh Lou you'll always be my dream girl,nomatter how much of a trollopy,slapper you are lol
Yust don't tell the missus wink
Steve,xxx
( :cry: even though you never answer my PM's :cry: )
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Necrophilia is dead boring.

Yes I know! It's the lack of conversation that puts me off! :uhoh:
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Dreams of Vix :sleeping:
But doesn't dream to hard due to the fact of not wanting to upset Reese
The WHOOSH Man xxx

Not likely, matey.
Come visit. See how chill he is ;-)
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Dreams of Vix :sleeping:
But doesn't dream to hard due to the fact of not wanting to upset Reese
The WHOOSH Man xxx

Not likely, matey.
Come visit. See how chill he is ;-)
Would love too my dear, problem is I thought avalon was a mystical place were King Arthur was buried.
So I have no idea were you are situated
Maybe one day
The WHOOSH Man
Yes, it's King Arthur land. Also known to have a rather large music festival once in a while.
Dawn French is my dream girl... :love: :love: :love: :love:
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Oh Lou you'll always be my dream girl,nomatter how much of a trollopy,slapper you are lol
Yust don't tell the missus wink
Steve,xxx
( :cry: even though you never answer my PM's :cry: )

:kick: Right i need a dream man now :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
(Dream man pms very welcome as my "bloke" doesnt think im his dream girl,tut!!! mad )