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your fault blonde
as an ex lorry driver youd be suprised wot you see people doin from hi up in a cab! once saw a woman on m25 with bowl of cornflakes in her lap for breakfast while passing me! and plenty of reps with lap tops on lap while driving,maybe theyve fond this site too and cant do without it 
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Not half as much as your man playing with you while you're doing 60 down the M4 I can tell you !
Mrs Pete once gave me a BJ whilst driving up the M4, what was more distracting was that she was sat on a guys lap in the passenger seat at the time getting a darn good roggering
ops: at the moment of glory I totally lost it, bloody good job the tracking was spot on 
mind you it was 4am and not another vehicle about :twisted:
:shock: :shock: I an so dead if she see's this.
Oh also forgot to mention the lorry driver we passed on the way up to newcastle ...... who was eating a sandwich with one hand .............. had his mobile phone tucked between his ear and shoulder.................... and a newspaper open and spread over the steering wheel !!!
Clever chap :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Clever chap :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Oh also forgot to mention the lorry driver we passed on the way up to newcastle ...... who was eating a sandwich with one hand .............. had his mobile phone tucked between his ear and shoulder.................... and a newspaper open and spread over the steering wheel !!!
Clever chap :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Now you just know that wasn't me
I don't read newspapers
I'd have been rolling a fag and making a cup of tea :shock:
Quote by blonde
Oh also forgot to mention the lorry driver we passed on the way up to newcastle ...... who was eating a sandwich with one hand .............. had his mobile phone tucked between his ear and shoulder.................... and a newspaper open and spread over the steering wheel !!!
Clever chap :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
WTF was he steering with????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
WTF was he steering with?????
I'd show you, but Jags will be back soon. We all know what she thinks of cock shots.
Sex God
I can't see what the fuss is about
All my friends think it's hilarious
It's all fun and laughs until you kill someone.
Is my memory just making this up, or did the Australian police take spectacularly wrecked cars and put them on the side of some of the more accident-prone roads? It's a good reminder to pay attention.
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they do the same at frankly services, personally i hate to see it but if it works fine..
now blonde that lorry driver you passed, its ok the guy was parked at the services , hes allowed to eat drink and read in his cab, blondes
staggy
now blonde that lorry driver you passed, its ok the guy was parked at the services , hes allowed to eat drink and read in his cab, blondes
staggy
Quote by dambuster
Now you just know that wasn't me
I don't read newspapers
I'd have been rolling a fag and making a cup of tea :shock:
Yep me too guilty as charged I even masterd the art off rolling fags cowboy style (one handed) which for some one with nerves worse than Zzy Osbournes is quite an acheivment
Quote by wild rose and the stag
they do the same at frankly services, personally i hate to see it but if it works fine..
now blonde that lorry driver you passed, its ok the guy was parked at the services , hes allowed to eat drink and read in his cab, blondes
staggy
He wasnt parked :shock: honestly he was driving a bluddy big lorry at about 60mph.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
they do the same at frankly services, personally i hate to see it but if it works fine..
now blonde that lorry driver you passed, its ok the guy was parked at the services , hes allowed to eat drink and read in his cab, blondes
staggy
He wasnt parked :shock: honestly he was driving a bluddy big lorry at about 60mph.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
She's right seen it loads of times when I was truck driving, I even got overtook once on route to dover by a hungarian eating out of what can only be described as the biggest cooking pot in the world, whilst watching a DVD :shock:
