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The only problem is she is too small to have sex in
No she isn't !! If it's possible in a Micra...
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Sex God
Oooooo, can you give us some tips then pretty please?
Passenger seat all the way reclined, bloke kneeling in the passenger footwell* (trust me, it's possible) works well for oral too 
Bloke sat up on the edge of the seat, girl astride, her knees on the seat squab **
And finally the least complicated - from behind, over the bonnet
*Ladies are requested to kindly remove the 3" layer of detritus from this area before commencing. ESPECIALLY BLOODY PLASTIC HAIR BRUSHES :doh: ! Thank you :)
**Kicking the dashboard may result in hard to explain damage
Bloke sat up on the edge of the seat, girl astride, her knees on the seat squab **
And finally the least complicated - from behind, over the bonnet
*Ladies are requested to kindly remove the 3" layer of detritus from this area before commencing. ESPECIALLY BLOODY PLASTIC HAIR BRUSHES :doh: ! Thank you :)
**Kicking the dashboard may result in hard to explain damage
Sex God
Thanks JonJon!
We shall have to try those out. :rascal:
Not sure about over the bonnet though, might be a bit chilly for all that now!
It's an old car so damage to the dashboard is all part of it's charm!
plastic hairbrushes??? :shock: do tell!
We shall have to try those out. :rascal:
Not sure about over the bonnet though, might be a bit chilly for all that now!
It's an old car so damage to the dashboard is all part of it's charm!
plastic hairbrushes??? :shock: do tell!
Sex God
My first car, bought for me when I turned 16, was a 1984 Mazda RX7. a sporty little number with two convenient storage spaces behind the seats for all my shoes and a hatch back large enough for two teen age bodies to frolic in.
Following that, on very rare occasions and under strict supervision, I was allowed to drive my dad's 1968 Ford Mustang.
Silky xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Following that, on very rare occasions and under strict supervision, I was allowed to drive my dad's 1968 Ford Mustang.
Silky xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Ouch! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll make a note of that, No hairbrushes in my car footwell
Some lovely cars have been mentioned. The old mini's are soooo cute!
I'll make a note of that, No hairbrushes in my car footwell
Some lovely cars have been mentioned. The old mini's are soooo cute!
Sex God
My first car was a right pig, a Fiat Strada who i called Eric (Eric Estrada for non-CHiP's fans lol) Paid £400 in 1989 i think?
Was a heavy old thing, and needed fixing every month which explains the Fiat (Fix It Again Tony) Tony was the name of my mechanic lol.
Was sitting at lights once thou, and was smashed up the rear, their car was trashed, not a mark on mine thou!
Since had a vauxhall astra and now driving a Vauxhall Cavalier which i adore, family car but shifts :twisted: Id like a Zafira i think next but not sure if it will be nippy enough for my liking lol.
Was a heavy old thing, and needed fixing every month which explains the Fiat (Fix It Again Tony) Tony was the name of my mechanic lol.
Was sitting at lights once thou, and was smashed up the rear, their car was trashed, not a mark on mine thou!
Since had a vauxhall astra and now driving a Vauxhall Cavalier which i adore, family car but shifts :twisted: Id like a Zafira i think next but not sure if it will be nippy enough for my liking lol.
Well asI said earlier my first was a Hillman Imp.
Others include.....
Singer Chamois Coupe (posh hillman imp!)
Austin A35 van
Bond bug (Yes, really
)
Austin Princess
Mini Cooper S
Cavalier
Orion
Escort
Triumph Stag (Wonderful to drive!)
Peugeot 206 cc (Loved that one!)
Grand Cherokee
BMW 5 Series
There have been others but they elude me at the moment!
My fave was the Peugeot, closely followed by the Stag
Others include.....
Singer Chamois Coupe (posh hillman imp!)
Austin A35 van
Bond bug (Yes, really
) Austin Princess
Mini Cooper S
Cavalier
Orion
Escort
Triumph Stag (Wonderful to drive!)
Peugeot 206 cc (Loved that one!)
Grand Cherokee
BMW 5 Series
There have been others but they elude me at the moment!
My fave was the Peugeot, closely followed by the Stag
Quote by JonJon
Bond bug (Yes, really
On purpose ?? :shock: One of my neighbours has one of those. This is not it, but for anyone who's thinking "WTF ??" -
:D :D :D :D :D That's the one!!!!!!!!!!
You do realise - any street cred I had has gone completely out of the window now, don't you? lol lol
dont laugh, but a 1979 3.0 s ford .......capri, in gold, with the spare wheel hole filled with concrete...i did love that car...sadly no longer with us due to joyriders,best car i ever owned was my recently departed celica gt4...the best car ever built....damn you tesco's lorry drivers..reverse over someone elses car next time 
, still should be able to get another one with the insurance.
, still should be able to get another one with the insurance. 
Sex God
My first car was a 1966 Hillman Super Minx, identical to the one in this picture:
And no, I wasn't old enough to drive in 1966, the car was old when I bought it :P
I bought it from my dad for £100 in 1980, sold it for £200 in 1983 because I was skint.
Next time I saw it was at a car auction in 1987.
After I sold it, it had become a clollectable classic car and it went for ten times what I sold it for!
Was I gutted or what?
And no, I wasn't old enough to drive in 1966, the car was old when I bought it :P
I bought it from my dad for £100 in 1980, sold it for £200 in 1983 because I was skint.
Next time I saw it was at a car auction in 1987.
After I sold it, it had become a clollectable classic car and it went for ten times what I sold it for!
Was I gutted or what?
Quote by JonJon
They do, but diesel isn't generally regarded as economic on a small car. The Skoda Fabia is probably the best car in its class, taking quality and vfm into account.
I think I just recommended a diesel Skoda :shock: Sounds like the punchline to a bad joke, but they're excellent little cars these days
Have to agree the body work and engine on skodas are suberb!!! I guess mine had the VW Passat chassis and the Golf GTi lump inside but a great car until i found out the Checks had bought the electrics from their version of the pound shop. Every problem on my Octavia was electrical. Yet all the electrical parts were replaceable at VW prices!!
My first car was a Vauxhall Cavalier 2000 nice and quick but a shit to insure as a young student!!
My first bike was an MZ125 which i still own for sentiments sake!!
My first car was a ford escort. Which I wrote off whilst doing a ralley.
I guess my most memorable car was a Mk2 granada (i think) the square one?
Talking of bond bugs or not. Way back I was driving along the M4 just past bristol, I looked in my mirror and could see this robin reliant bearing down on me.
I was doing about 75mph, this little reliant came past me with the front wobbleing to and fro like it was a windscreen wiper. The driver was a little old guy wearing thick rimmed glasses, he obviously could not see the speedometer. :shock: :shock:
I guess my most memorable car was a Mk2 granada (i think) the square one?
Talking of bond bugs or not. Way back I was driving along the M4 just past bristol, I looked in my mirror and could see this robin reliant bearing down on me.
I was doing about 75mph, this little reliant came past me with the front wobbleing to and fro like it was a windscreen wiper. The driver was a little old guy wearing thick rimmed glasses, he obviously could not see the speedometer. :shock: :shock:
Quote by Drifter
My first car was a 1975 MkIII Ford Cortina 1.3 that I bought in 1985 for about £350.
Good things I remember about it:-
1. Passing my test, coming home and taking off the L plates.
2. Going up the M4 as fast as it would go while the whole car was shaking and rattling.
3. It was able to withstand all the thrashing I gave it.
Bad things I remember about it:-
1. Everything leaked (engine, brakes, cooling system - you name it).
3. The driver's seat sagged on one side when I leaned back in it.
2. I parked it in a car park and it was stolen.
3. It was recovered a few months later.
I have far happier memories of my second car, a 1974 Capri GT, but that's another story.
So, what was your first car and what do you remember about it?
My first car was a 1933 Ford Popular, I bought it 1955 for £60 and it was a good runner, 50 MPH. flat out, no radio, only one windscreen wiper, no sunshades, no heater.
I fitted new running boards in wood, held on by brackets, we used it for camping holidays in Cornwall and all the coastal resorts, my ex-wife and I changed engines, gearboxes, differential gears, I put it on blocks in my back garden and chopped out the broken cross member and fitted a new one held on by high tensile nuts and bolts.
I worked on it every night after work, used redex every time I put petrol in, changed the engine oil every three thousand miles, gear oil, brake fluid, back end oil, fitted new shock absorbers, changed and repaired my own punctures. I carried so much weight on it, it was unbeleivable, got stopped by police numerous times for overloading it, but they let me off. That car was the best bargain I ever had !!!
:silly: Quote by warwick
OMG Roi Laypse When were you road rallying:
i did the motoring news series and the the East mids championship from 1982 till 2000
wrote my mini (not the 1275) in Wales :cry:
I used to ralley in south wales, doing one nighters or half nighters.
It was between the early to late part of the seventies.
Bleeding great fun.
Never won anything, but it was great trying :lol:
Did th Wesh in 1993 and retired :cry:
Did Carling Rally of the Lakes in Ireland finished second to last with mechanical problems :cry:
Got a class win on the national Breakdown in 1989
so did a few but ran out of time and money
My eldest son who is 11 has just started karting and he won only his third event two weeks ago so Im sort of supporting him now
my second car was a lotus sunbeam now that was hairy arsed :lol:
Did Carling Rally of the Lakes in Ireland finished second to last with mechanical problems :cry:
Got a class win on the national Breakdown in 1989
so did a few but ran out of time and money
My eldest son who is 11 has just started karting and he won only his third event two weeks ago so Im sort of supporting him now
my second car was a lotus sunbeam now that was hairy arsed :lol:
Quote by warwick
Did th Wesh in 1993 and retired :cry:
Did Carling Rally of the Lakes in Ireland finished second to last with mechanical problems :cry:
Got a class win on the national Breakdown in 1989
so did a few but ran out of time and money
My eldest son who is 11 has just started karting and he won only his third event two weeks ago so Im sort of supporting him now
my second car was a lotus sunbeam now that was hairy arsed :lol:
Went to santa pod some years ago, there was a lotus sunbeam competeing (first event).
He got about 20 yards from the lights and a piston decided to remove itself through the bloc.
I was wondering how your son had done in his last race.
Glad to hear he won.
Would you like him to have a future in motor racing?
Sex God
My first "Boy's toy" car is currently in bits having an engine refurb costing me more than I paid for the car, but I love this car and it's worth it to me, so there.