Your records

9 Jan 2005

Just wondering what the record on this site is from......talking to shagging. Mine is 20 minutes. Found this a bit weird as it was so easy but enjoyable nonetheless! :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by ukman
Just wondering what the record on this site is from......talking to shagging. Mine is 20 minutes. Found this a bit weird as it was so easy but enjoyable nonetheless! :twisted:

I think you'll find most of us on here are a little more fussy about whom we shag so it would take a lot longer than 20 minutes to find someone we deemed suitable rolleyes

Besides, if you include travel to this shag within the 20 minutes, you must have only gone next door confused

9 Jan 2005

I think he means "wank"

9 Jan 2005

Back long before AIDS was invented in the 1960's / 70's probably a lot less than 20 minutes at some drunken and liberated house parties between saying "Hi it's my turn now"... to climbing on her... But it's something I've never found the need to time, I'm not that bloody fussy or clinical about it to be honest mate... I think I know where you're coming from though, bit of a shock like... Find it a bit mystical that you managed to time it so precisely though.

9 Jan 2005

"Allo daaawlin, you want bizzniss?" (Puts syringe in handbag and checks polyfilla in wing mirror)
"WGHMFTMMMM" (nods vigourously while trying to control impending prem-ejac)
"Twenny paaaand inna car, awwight?"
"GGGagooooooo!!!"
(Grunt, squish, oooooo)
"'Urry up oi aint got awl fackin noit."
"UUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Got a fag?"
39 seconds.
Come on uk, what kept you?

9 Jan 2005

I think it`s entirely possible I just pissed myself.
Venusxxx

9 Jan 2005

I always like the normal versions but my wife always enjoyed the 12" versions more... sad

:( .....but at least the arrival of CD as sorted that out..now she gets alot more in a compact size!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

9 Jan 2005

When i saw this thread is titled "Your records".I thought "Great a post about music"Boy was i wrong :shock: Ah well there you have been a very picky man/woman if it took you that long since i can tell that you're a man of some considerable charm and sophistication :P :P :P
Strange how it's always guys who put these things up,not the girls(if i may use that word).Then we moan about ladies/couples ignoring surprising is it?
Miles still smiles biggrin

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
"Allo daaawlin, you want bizzniss?" (Puts syringe in handbag and checks polyfilla in wing mirror)
"WGHMFTMMMM" (nods vigourously while trying to control impending prem-ejac)
"Twenny paaaand inna car, awwight?"
"GGGagooooooo!!!"
(Grunt, squish, oooooo)
"'Urry up oi aint got awl fackin noit."
"UUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Got a fag?"
39 seconds.
Come on uk, what kept you?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Jan 2005

odd, his first ever post was

Hmmmm. well im well short and you haven't had me. Could i have a hobbit myself? probably...however it would have to be one who is shaved clean! icon_

so I assume we have a very very randy shaven hobbit in our midst rotflmao

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
"Allo daaawlin, you want bizzniss?" (Puts syringe in handbag and checks polyfilla in wing mirror)
"WGHMFTMMMM" (nods vigourously while trying to control impending prem-ejac)
"Twenny paaaand inna car, awwight?"
"GGGagooooooo!!!"
(Grunt, squish, oooooo)
"'Urry up oi aint got awl fackin noit."
"UUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Got a fag?"
39 seconds.
Come on uk, what kept you?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: