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Sex God
I think mine was yet another one of those "I'm new here, please be gentle with me" type posts.
And bluexxx wasn't.
And bluexxx wasn't.
My first post was an attempt to entice a playmate to join me at Torture Garden as I had a spare ticket.
How naieve of me to think I could hook up with somebody without getting into the swing of things first.
Still hoping mind. I love the club but it's much better if you have a friend to go with and play with. (see my post for Valentines at TG).
How naieve of me to think I could hook up with somebody without getting into the swing of things first.
Still hoping mind. I love the club but it's much better if you have a friend to go with and play with. (see my post for Valentines at TG).
Sex God
Trust me, my first post wasnt a nice polite Hi, but i jumped in with both feet!! Oh well, start as you mean to go on! :twisted: 
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Sorry dont know Chigwell, but i can give u the directions to my house if u PM me rofl!! Im bi (bisexual not bionic) and hubby just loves it,. Not bi by any chance are u? Just messing around by the way, no offence meant!
xxxxxxxxxx
This is kinda odd :shock:
I'm going to use my 3,000 posting to show you what is now classed as my first every posting
It might seem a little forward but I was a chatroom user before I became a forum poster
Dangerous ground Fred, very dangerous :roll:
We all know we women have to pick up after guys cos you are unable to do more then one thing at a time. Breathing and.......yep, breathing and even then some of you have to be reminded to expel
Dawn :thrilled:
Doesn't look like my style of posting has changed that much
Dawn :silly:
I'm going to use my 3,000 posting to show you what is now classed as my first every posting
It might seem a little forward but I was a chatroom user before I became a forum poster
Quote by Dawn_Mids
sure we will find some silly girlie will walk in at some point and clear up
Fred
Dangerous ground Fred, very dangerous :roll:
We all know we women have to pick up after guys cos you are unable to do more then one thing at a time. Breathing and.......yep, breathing and even then some of you have to be reminded to expel
Dawn :thrilled:
Doesn't look like my style of posting has changed that much
Dawn :silly:
Sex God
afraid to say it was "hello n help,we are new here "etc ,etc . Our first topic was...
"Animal of the day " ffs
ops: ,,What was i thinking of , !!!!!! . :oops: :oops:
"Animal of the day " ffs
ops: ,,What was i thinking of , !!!!!! . :oops: :oops: 