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You're all animals - the lot of you!

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OK, after all of this talk of behaviour in other threads, I thought it might be interesting to play a game lol
This is the scenario:
A travelling circus has set up camp in a rural field. There are lots of animals there - the circus animals, along with all of the native wildlife from the surrounding area.
These are the questions:
1) Which animal are you?
2) Why do you associate yourself with that animal?
3) What are you (the animal) doing there?
Me...
1) I'd be a Golden Eagle
2) I love to glide and show off my wings and I'm always ready to perform for a chunk of fresh meat
3) I'm looking for food and circling in the sky waiting to shit on the clowns
:P
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Quote by Blokes
OK, after all of this talk of behaviour in other threads, I thought it might be interesting to play a game lol
This is the scenario:
A travelling circus has set up camp in a rural field. There are lots of animals there - the circus animals, along with all of the native wildlife from the surrounding area.
These are the questions:
1) Which animal are you?
2) Why do you associate yourself with that animal?
3) What are you (the animal) doing there?
Me...
1) I'd be a Golden Eagle
2) I love to glide and show off my wings and I'm always ready to perform for a chunk of fresh meat
3) I'm looking for food and circling in the sky waiting to shit on the clowns
:P

oh very good i like this one, especially after my reply in another post about 10 mins ago.
1) im a lion (cause im a leo)
2)KING of the jungle
3)Lying down watching the world go by waiting for the females to come back with the food so i can eat, then have my way :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Blokes
This is the scenario:
A travelling circus has set up camp in a rural field. There are lots of animals there - the circus animals, along with all of the native wildlife from the surrounding area.
These are the questions:
1) Which animal are you?
2) Why do you associate yourself with that animal?
3) What are you (the animal) doing there?

1) I would be the guide-dog for the blind trapeze act.
2) I am quietly helpful, but every once in a while I like to lead him to a telegraph pole for a laugh.
3) What am I doing right now – rubbing my arse along the grass.
mr__powers1
Sex God
I'd be a Chimpanzee!
Have you seen the way i eat at tea time?
Because i'm the king of the swingers!!
Missy
Sex God

1) An Alpaca
2) With this winter coat I've been sporting the past few weeks - I need shearing before I can even begin to shave :shock:
3) I'm looking cute n smiley, drawing people in, smiling and cuting a bit more, bring em in closer ...... then spit when they don't touch me properly :twisted: cool
Unknown User
I think half the people in here would be wolves as they like to stay in their packs.. as for me, I would be an owl.... little old owl sitting on her branch watching it all happen... :shock:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
I think half the people in here would be wolves as they like to stay in their packs.. as for me, I would be an owl.... little old owl sitting on her branch watching it all happen... :shock:

confused
Unknown User
Quote by Mr-Powers
I think half the people in here would be wolves as they like to stay in their packs.. as for me, I would be an owl.... little old owl sitting on her branch watching it all happen... :shock:

confused
:? indeed! rolleyes
Unknown User
DON'T start..... evil
Pretty please lol
Unknown User
Quote by Blokes
DON'T start..... evil
Pretty please lol

Who is? I was having fun my sweetness, now, come join me on the branch wink
Unknown User
Quote by Missy

1) An Alpaca
2) With this winter coat I've been sporting the past few weeks - I need shearing before I can even begin to shave :shock:
3) I'm looking cute n smiley, drawing people in, smiling and cuting a bit more, bring em in closer ...... then spit when they don't touch me properly :twisted: cool

I absolutely adore these.. how cute! lol
Unknown User
Quote by jaymar
DON'T start..... evil
Pretty please lol

Who is? I was having fun my sweetness, now, come join me on the branch wink
Oh, OK... budge up :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Ukwineman
1) im a lion (cause im a leo)
2)KING of the jungle
3)Lying down watching the world go by waiting for the females to come back with the food so i can eat, then have my way :twisted:

Thats what i would have said lol
But no2 would be because i like them.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
come join me on the branch wink

OK biggrin :happy:
confused :? :?
Unknown User
1) I`d be a tiger.
2) For every different stripe there`s a different part of me.
3) What am I doing there??? Some bloke probably caught me and put me in a cage!!! rolleyes
machoman12
Sexpert
1 i'm a cat
2 have you noticed the amount of attention cats get
3 i'm just lying there waiting for somebody, anybody to make a fuss of me, Miowwwwwwwwww
sercher01
Sex God
1/ a seagull
2/ cos i nick your chips and sh1t on you
3/ lookin to nick a chip rolleyes
Unknown User
ratus ratus
not held in particularly high esteem, though ok once you get to know them
trailing my tail through my own urine.... because I can
lp
duncanlondon
Sex God
I'm one of the human animals
I associate because I am human
I'm in charge of everything and anything there. I carry the whip and feed you.
Must be one of those psychoanalysis questions.
rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by duncanlondon
I carry the whip and feed you.
rolleyes

ratus ratus may steal the food s/he needs.. and poison the remainder...
...."though ok once you get to know them".... redface
lp
duncanlondon
Sex God
I've been having a real rat problem recently in my back garden. They are smart devils rats. Getting very visible and bold in the daytime.
They have periods when they flourish and thrive. The Chinese believe they are a sign or prosperity as they feed on waste.
But they will eventually go. wink
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
Quote by Blokes
OK, after all of this talk of behaviour in other threads, I thought it might be interesting to play a game lol
This is the scenario:
A travelling circus has set up camp in a rural field. There are lots of animals there - the circus animals, along with all of the native wildlife from the surrounding area.
These are the questions:
1) Which animal are you?
2) Why do you associate yourself with that animal?
3) What are you (the animal) doing there?

While reading the scenario, my first thought was of my self as a little bunny wabbit with a fluffy white tail, hopping about on a nearby hill wondering what all the fuss is about.
I am a light brown colour with gorgeous silky ears!
Why? No idea! It just came to me. Maybe because I am on the outside looking in and I am nosy but not enough to keep me away from the lush green fields and all the boy bunny wabbits.
tmann
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
I think half the people in here would be wolves as they like to stay in their packs.. as for me, I would be an owl.... little old owl sitting on her branch watching it all happen... :shock:

You mean the owl that is companion to Athena, Goddess of wisdom , and victory.
Unknown User
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I think half the people in here would be wolves as they like to stay in their packs.. as for me, I would be an owl.... little old owl sitting on her branch watching it all happen... :shock:

You mean the owl that is companion to Athena, Goddess of wisdom , and victory. :high-smile:
"A wise old owl lived in an oak. The more he saw the less he spoke....." wink
Unknown User
1) Some sort of snake.
2) It curls up and likes warmth, it sheds its skin so has many layers (bit like an onion) lol
3) I'm waiting for duncans' rats to come along wink
westerross
Sex God
1) A bear
2) 'Cos I've got a sore head
3) 'What am I doing here?' - Good question - I should be on my way to the NW Munch! sad
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mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Marya_Northeast
OK, after all of this talk of behaviour in other threads, I thought it might be interesting to play a game lol
This is the scenario:
A travelling circus has set up camp in a rural field. There are lots of animals there - the circus animals, along with all of the native wildlife from the surrounding area.
These are the questions:
1) Which animal are you?
2) Why do you associate yourself with that animal?
3) What are you (the animal) doing there?

While reading the scenario, my first thought was of my self as a little bunny wabbit with a fluffy white tail, hopping about on a nearby hill wondering what all the fuss is about.
I am a light brown colour with gorgeous silky ears!
Why? No idea! It just came to me. Maybe because I am on the outside looking in and I am nosy but not enough to keep me away from the lush green fields and all the boy bunny wabbits.
Now are you absolutey sure you want to be a Bunny Rabbit?....could be dangerous.
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
:shock: Dangerous, how?
It wasn't a decision, my thoughts just took me there. Should I have picked man-eating lioness instead?
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Marya_Northeast
:shock: Dangerous, how?
It wasn't a decision, my thoughts just took me there. Should I have picked man-eating lioness instead?

yes a man eating lioness would be much safer! lol
tmann
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
I think half the people in here would be wolves as they like to stay in their packs.. as for me, I would be an owl.... little old owl sitting on her branch watching it all happen... :shock:

You mean the owl that is companion to Athena, Goddess of wisdom , and victory. :high-smile:
"A wise old owl lived in an oak. The more he saw the less he spoke....." wink
The less he spoke the more he saw. What a wise old owl. worship
twit-twoo am I
Slow to anger.
Scaled and tough of hide.
Never put to flight
Hot with fire.