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Ive just gone downstairs to use the bathroom (unfortunately situated 'out back' beyond the kitchen where its coldest) to find my incredibly hairy house mate JB standing in the living room, with his razor plugged into a socket, shaving off his facial hair all over the living room floor.
His body hair is copious and finds its way all over the bathroom. The last house mate we had here ( 24 yr old girl with way too much attitude) was no better. At the full moon she would leave tampon wrappers all over the bathroom floor and traces of blood too. I know she had attitude cos i told her what a dirty lazy slag she was.
I grew up on a farm, ive swam in cow slurry, been covered in sheeps, turkeys and cattle shit, lambed ewes, killed and dressed turkeys, rabbits etc etc, but NONE of that ever turned my stomak the way humans can.
Is it just me, or do you find other peoples personal habits disgusting?
I caught Mr What trimming his pubes while lying on the livingroom floor. I asked why he wsn't doing it in the bathroom. He told me he didn't want to miss Match of the Day.... rolleyes
Thats allowed cos match of the day is important, specially when Liverpool and Newcastle are winning again
I discovered my ex used to sit on the loo, pick his nose and wipe it on the door-frame.
He'd also have his morning milky coffee in bed and wipe the skin off it onto the side of the bed.
He was a filthy bastard and not in a good way, hence the "ex" bit.
A little bit toooo much info surrounding the tampon bit Gem - I'm eating breakfast! :shock: lol
I can't say that Jay has any horrible habits, he's one of the cleanest men I've ever come across. He's brushes his teeth after every meal, showers twice daily and even tidys his bits in the bath!.. what more can a girl ask for?
I'm quite finicky about personal hygiene, people have to meet my standards or I can be a bit of a nose wrinkler.
im squeeky clean and very fussy about my and other peoples personal hygene.
I have noticed that some men are particularly un fussy about oral hygene and cant be assed to get out of bed and brush teeth before kissing in the morning
Im feeling queesy thinking about this
Sadly the menstrual detail is true, i knew it was her 'blood' cos it coincided with the wrappers and was on the cabinet door knob, toilet flush, bath mat and basin taps
We all have accidents, but shame and pride should ensure its put right after. She had neither
Men do pick noses a lot, specially in the 'privacy' of car where all the world can see yet they think themselves invisible.
Once using mobiles whilst driving has erradicated, will the police prosecute for nose picking?
Feeling sick now
Eeeeewwwww yuk
I guess when the men return to the cave after a hard days hunting, they will have something to say about womens habits lol lol
Ladies ladies. Why are you complaing? We are men, we like to do things our way! x
One of the worst things to see is people snotting in the street. You know what i mean, no tissue just holding one nostril and blowing the other one all over the pavement :shock: . I notice footballers do it a lot too. Its disgusting.
louise xx
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx
Quote by wild rose and the stag
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx

You think thats disgusting? Do you baths because when you have baths your pretty much just bathing in your own filth xxxxxx
Quote by Geminifemale
The last house mate we had here ( 24 yr old girl with way too much attitude) was no better. At the full moon she would leave tampon wrappers all over the bathroom floor and traces of blood too. I know she had attitude cos i told her what a dirty lazy slag she was.

sorry i just found this bit so funny...i think i would have got an attitude if you had called me that! lol
She was born with the attitude, i just happened to find out. My best friend is the same and ive stopped going out with her now cos shes so embarrasing.
It didnt matter where we went, if she didnt get immediate service or attention she would make a scene............'scuse me, are you going to serve me or not? its cos im black isnt it, your just fking racist'
Quote by Geminifemale
She was born with the attitude, i just happened to find out. My best friend is the same and ive stopped going out with her now cos shes so embarrasing.
It didnt matter where we went, if she didnt get immediate service or attention she would make a scene............'scuse me, are you going to serve me or not? its cos im black isnt it, your just fking racist'

sadly that does seem to be a trend x no offence meant to anyone
Quote by Drewxcore
She was born with the attitude, i just happened to find out. My best friend is the same and ive stopped going out with her now cos shes so embarrasing.
It didnt matter where we went, if she didnt get immediate service or attention she would make a scene............'scuse me, are you going to serve me or not? its cos im black isnt it, your just fking racist'

sadly that does seem to be a trend x no offence meant to anyone
Slightly off topic.....
Our son has had some trouble at school recently with a young boy who portrays the self same attitude :cry:
It is such a shame...
And no offence meant by myself either....Mearly stating what has happened and in no way generalising.
Quote by Mallock2006
She was born with the attitude, i just happened to find out. My best friend is the same and ive stopped going out with her now cos shes so embarrasing.
It didnt matter where we went, if she didnt get immediate service or attention she would make a scene............'scuse me, are you going to serve me or not? its cos im black isnt it, your just fking racist'

sadly that does seem to be a trend x no offence meant to anyone
Slightly off topic.....
Our son has had some trouble at school recently with a young boy who portrays the self same attitude :cry:
It is such a shame...
And no offence meant by myself either....Mearly stating what has happened and in no way generalising.
reminds me of when i went back to my old senior school to see my teacher....i caught two year tens picking on my nephew in year 7, they were in mid-beating.
poor boys :twisted:
Quote by Drewxcore
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx

You think thats disgusting? Do you baths because when you have baths your pretty much just bathing in your own filth xxxxxx
How filthy are you before you get in the bath drew?? I have a shower if I've been doing housework or DIY or anything grubby, a bath to me is a piping hot bowl of pure indulgence with bubbles up to your neck, not for cleaning! lol.. showers are a must in the morning tho, wakes you up! wink
Quote by jaymar
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx

You think thats disgusting? Do you baths because when you have baths your pretty much just bathing in your own filth xxxxxx
How filthy are you before you get in the bath drew?? I have a shower if I've been doing housework or DIY or anything grubby, a bath to me is a piping hot bowl of pure indulgence with bubbles up to your neck, not for cleaning! lol.. showers are a must in the morning tho, wakes you up! wink
If you get in a bath dirty then the dirt transfers into the water which means that your lying in your own filth....nothing more x
Quote by Drewxcore
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx

You think thats disgusting? Do you baths because when you have baths your pretty much just bathing in your own filth xxxxxx
How filthy are you before you get in the bath drew?? I have a shower if I've been doing housework or DIY or anything grubby, a bath to me is a piping hot bowl of pure indulgence with bubbles up to your neck, not for cleaning! lol.. showers are a must in the morning tho, wakes you up! wink
If you get in a bath dirty then the dirt transfers into the water which means that your lying in your own filth....nothing more x
I know that, I was funning wit ya!
Quote by jaymar
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx

You think thats disgusting? Do you baths because when you have baths your pretty much just bathing in your own filth xxxxxx
How filthy are you before you get in the bath drew?? I have a shower if I've been doing housework or DIY or anything grubby, a bath to me is a piping hot bowl of pure indulgence with bubbles up to your neck, not for cleaning! lol.. showers are a must in the morning tho, wakes you up! wink
If you get in a bath dirty then the dirt transfers into the water which means that your lying in your own filth....nothing more x
I know that, I was funning wit ya!
I'm still waiting for u to ask me for a list about why westlife are so bad...i have four or five very sure reasons for you x
Quote by Drewxcore
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx

You think thats disgusting? Do you baths because when you have baths your pretty much just bathing in your own filth xxxxxx
How filthy are you before you get in the bath drew?? I have a shower if I've been doing housework or DIY or anything grubby, a bath to me is a piping hot bowl of pure indulgence with bubbles up to your neck, not for cleaning! lol.. showers are a must in the morning tho, wakes you up! wink
If you get in a bath dirty then the dirt transfers into the water which means that your lying in your own filth....nothing more x
I know that, I was funning wit ya!
I'm still waiting for u to ask me for a list about why westlife are so bad...i have four or five very sure reasons for you x
I would but it would hijack the thread too much! :wink:
Quote by jaymar
my ex from a long long time ago used to fill a sink of water up every morning so he could have a wash n shave.
he would blow his nose into the water or into his hands and then wash his hands in the water and then wash his face and have a shave with the same water.
i used to always tell him how gross it was and if he really really had to do it then shouldnt he wash and shave first and blow his nose into the water after he had finished with it( i think that is just as discusting but thought it beter that way round ) but he would never do that, he had a habit and was sticking to it
rose xx

You think thats disgusting? Do you baths because when you have baths your pretty much just bathing in your own filth xxxxxx
How filthy are you before you get in the bath drew?? I have a shower if I've been doing housework or DIY or anything grubby, a bath to me is a piping hot bowl of pure indulgence with bubbles up to your neck, not for cleaning! lol.. showers are a must in the morning tho, wakes you up! wink
If you get in a bath dirty then the dirt transfers into the water which means that your lying in your own filth....nothing more x
I know that, I was funning wit ya!
I'm still waiting for u to ask me for a list about why westlife are so bad...i have four or five very sure reasons for you x
I would but it would hijack the thread too much! :wink:
Feel free to ask me in the denim thread xxx
Quote by Geminifemale
Men do pick noses a lot, specially in the 'privacy' of car where all the world can see yet they think themselves invisible.
Once using mobiles whilst driving has erradicated, will the police prosecute for nose picking?
Feeling sick now
Eeeeewwwww yuk

I love those three coloured lights they have at road junctions. When they're green you drive through but when they're red men have to pick their noses and women have to adjust their hair in the rear view mirror. dunno
Since menstral blood and yuk on pavement have been discussed in this thread here goes:
Regarding yuk on pavement, in the SE /London you see an awfull lot of spit on pavements. I have seen young lads spitting repeatidly when talking to each other, rather like a nervous twitch. Over the years when I have asked people I knew (not friends of mine I hasten to add) why they did this, their reply was always on the lines "oh it builds up in the mouth and you have to spit it out don't you?". I wonder what they do indoors and when they are asleep, their homes must be very damp! :shock:
And to further Gemini's menstral complaint; many, many years ago while staying the weekend in Whitham Essex with a girl I knew in the nurses home that housed about 20 women. In one of the toilets there was a 3 foot high bin for used sanitary products with a sign that read 'This will be emptied regularly by XYZ company'. But sadly the contract must of expired about 12 months previously as it was overflowing, and I mean OVERFLOWING with used sanitory items! And the smell from it was almost as bad as death itself. But not one of the residents reported it or did something about the matter. For example empty it themselves? And don't forget, these were all NHS nurses :cry:
I feel both sexes are capable of extremly low standards of hygene if they are so inclined.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :shock:
at my old work i went to the lavvie and there was a used tampon lying on the floor of the cubible. the bin was not full and it was nowhere near it anyway. the dirty bugger must have lovingly placed it there.
last week i was sitting beside a man on the bus who picked his nose extravagantly, both nostrils.
People who look at the contents of their hankies after they blow their noses. What do they expect to find? A gold watch confused