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Quote by Misippus1669
Don't we all have to guess who the imposters are? Because I have a sneaky feeling I know who that Scandal is.
In the words of Pegleg "There is only one Sandal"
my deductions tel me you are pololady
Oi ... I'm Pololady!
however...
.. i never take any notice of my deductions!
i reckon pololady is playing Misippus1669
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!
quick, quick mud required in LMU, there is a dodgy looking character hanging around the goad pen. I managed to get a good look at him
right that got rid of her, lets party
:cheers: :twisted:
sorted!
and what on earth makes you think i am a "her"?
Quote by davej
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!
What would you like me to push? Your buttons?
:lol:i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!
More the merrier :twisted: :twisted:
I knew it ...bloody knew it........sniff of a chance and a certain boys girlie smooth arse is sure to appear
is that my arse or my ass?
Quote by Alex_Female
It is with regret that I cannot post on here for while as I am far to busy with my university studies .... psychologically speaking.
Now, where's my gorgeous, sexy partner?
Alex xxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Alex,
it is with agreat ( a bit) regret that i now have to DYA due to you revealing one of our masqueradees!
you have the option of taking 80 lashes of a ball bearing studded whip instead and retaining your account should you wish.
please inform me of your choice.
regards
0lam
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Quote by MISSTAKE
it is a dificult enough job for us muds to man these forums without muppets going out of their way to confuse things!
0lam_69er
I'm not sure
you could well be right there MISSTAKE, i was trying to be nice and offer the hand of friendship by giving numpty the benifit of the doubt and only naming her as a muppet.
i think things may have now proggressed to numpty level though.
0lam
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Quote by TvJudy
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox:? :? :? :?
Is that bollox or zits?
Depends on which side of the pond one is from
but which one???
are we to assume that the other one can be on either side? or do they have to be on opposite sides?
if that is the case than how do we know which one on which side is the defing one to say wich side is the side that counts?
if they were to happen to be on the same side then one would not come into it at all as there would be no need to differentiate between the two as both sides would be the same.
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
either you are aware of this and are deliberately trying to goad me, or you do not know this and so must not have read the RULES before signing up. either way my patience is sorely tried and it wont take much more before i deactivate your account.
please bear this in mind before replying.
0mal_69er
ohhh I see, I am not allowed little pleasures like having my tuft scrubbled good and proper but you are allowed to mention goads...
Well if THAT is your attitude good riddance!
Perhaps you can pm Mork for a refund of the fee you paid to join this site - on second thoughts we will give you double!
And as a parting thought- though goading may not be to everyones cup of tea, and though it may be considered disgusting in some circles - it is at this moment not ilegal in this country and so speaking about it is not going against the AUP.
(unlike tuft scrubbling wich in some countries will earn you a 14 year stretch!)
consider yourself let off lightly with just a telling off
regards
0lam_69er!
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
perhaps in this nazi state we may be allowed to discuss some real adult topics, such as tuft scrubbling, if nibblet thribbling is off the menu :twisted: :twisted:
you have mentioned the word NAZI, i am legally bound to phone ice pie to come and look so that he can officially invoke godwins law!
i feel that your flippant comments regarding the ban of the term nibblet thribling says a lot about your personality and has me wondering if you are of the right mentality to be a member of a site like this.
everyone is aware that tuft scrubbling is an illegal activity and so to speak about it would be a direct breach of the sites AUP.
either you are aware of this and are deliberately trying to goad me, or you do not know this and so must not have read the RULES before signing up. either way my patience is sorely tried and it wont take much more before i deactivate your account.
please bear this in mind before replying.
0mal_69er
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
After discussion we have decided that piss drinking as a type of watersports will in future be allowed in the "watersports" thread in lets meet up, and there only!
This thread can be found in lets meet up - inbetween fourknuckleshuffling and muffinmunching.
any future posts in the cafe relating to this will be deleted so dont take the piss!!!!
regards
0lam_69er
are we allowed to talk about nibblet thribbling?
ffs, there is a forum dedicated to nibblet thribling so why do you feel the need to bring it into the cafe?
it is a dificult enough job for us muds to man these forums without muppets going out of their way to confuse things!
0lam_69er
After discussion we have decided that piss drinking as a type of watersports will in future be allowed in the "watersports" thread in lets meet up, and there only!
This thread can be found in lets meet up - inbetween fourknuckleshuffling and muffinmunching.
any future posts in the cafe relating to this will be deleted so dont take the piss!!!!
regards
0lam_69er
This thread can be found in lets meet up - inbetween fourknuckleshuffling and muffinmunching.
any future posts in the cafe relating to this will be deleted so dont take the piss!!!!
regards
0lam_69er
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Now in English please
Us americans tought you brit dudes english, lick givin ya rock n roll. you dudes was a primative island till we cats came ova un civilized ya.
Dude,
You iz so wrong !
How ya can say that me and me fellow britz is not as cool as you is - well its just beyond me. You knowing what I iz meaning?
Me is as cool as an ice cube – out ov one ov them massive fridges yiz as got over the pond.
Me not like to ear ya dissin me and me mates.
Got it?
Now go and brush ya air… before me brushes is for ya.. with an electric hedge cutter!
Quote by stevegiggy
Loving the back-street botox Miz_A
You iz talkin botox man I iz all natural woman but I aint lookin to swing just hang out wid guys that dig me.
this is NOT an undertakers forum.
if you requires guys to DIG you, please call you local cemetery!
0lam_69er
oi change yer AV we dont want folk thinking were into animals bloody hell
listen my fellow blackburnonian, it will be pistols at dawn if you dont pipe down!
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