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8 Dec 2005

Quote by berksbex
just as bad as people actually turning up and they are nothing like you imagined or the photos they have given you !!

That has happened too! :shock: :shock:
though these days I try and see someone on cam and never meet without phone chat first.
it has happened the other way for me too - met someone whos pic was ok, but when they turned up they were drop dead gorgeous !!!!
it's just hard being intimate with someone who has already lied to you before meeting you in person !!

8 Dec 2005

i was probably listening to cheesey 80's music round a freinds house whilst on the knock from school..

8 Dec 2005

i will be paying more attention to the marmite buyers in tescos from now on after reading this post !!!!

8 Dec 2005

just as bad as people actually turning up and they are nothing like you imagined or the photos they have given you !!

6 Dec 2005

it's called a 7th sense....... a little instinct and a good judge of character.

6 Dec 2005

2 for me
the first i have told previously.
was in the metropole hotel in london, on the way down to the bar, the young lady i was with decided to start giving me a blow job in the lift - the problem was the bottom 3-4 floors were open plan and i was in a glass lift redface

redface

the second one was even worse.
babysitting for my aunt and uncle as a 14y/o - i'd got the kids up to bed early as the last time i was there i had found my uncles stash of porn.
watching one film in particular i was pulling away furiously but had not heard the front door open.
just as i was about to reach the point of no return i heard a loud laugh and looked up in horror to see my aunt and uncle standing by the door looking straight at me....
i can still to this day not look my aunty in the eye without blushing.
the only good thing to come out of it was my uncle gave me Â£10 instead of the usual Â£5 as he said the look on my face was worth every penny... and he used to tease me mercifully every time i saw him until he died surprised

surprised

ops: :oops:

6 Dec 2005

an oil rig.
i was carrying out some minor repair work on the fiddle, when i got stuck on there for 3 days due to bad weather.
but a woman in the kitchens made me more than welcome lol

lol

5 Dec 2005

i do feel for kaz in this issue, yet again genuine single males will be shunned because of idiots like this.
just as a matter of interest ( i have not read all the posts yet) but why shouldn't he be named and shamed ?
i for one would appreciate knowing who he is so i have the option of blocking him, and i am sure others will feel the same.

4 Dec 2005

well i need a fix - can someone sort me out confused

confused

:

lol

4 Dec 2005

that has to be the longest gap from joining to saying hello - how the hell did you remember your password !!!

2 Dec 2005

what on earth posesses any fella to put himself through something like that !! confused

confused

: :?:

2 Dec 2005

well her name is not brittney, but i hope someone will be doing something similar 2morrow :shock: lol

lol

2 Dec 2005

well for me it is butterflies in the stomach, closely followed by a stirring in the nether regions - all this following an intellectual conversation with someone on my level lol

lol

then you know you have met someone special.

2 Dec 2005

fred that has made my morning - thank you...
sorry for your predicament, but i'm going to set off to work now with a smile on my chops thinking of you stuck on that toilet after flushing lol

lol

i guess all us guys have done that at some point in our lives..

2 Dec 2005

where people ask for drug/disease free people !! whats that about confused

confused

:
your not going to turn up expecting a shag, smoking a crack pipe with your knob dripping puss :cry:
the beauty of this site is that no 2 people are the same, i just cannot understand anyone narrowing down their options, surely we are all after the same thing ?? fun and friendship.....

2 Dec 2005

Quote by TheLovelyOne
the most listened to radio station - radio 2 is great...
and to top it all i know a young lady off here who sounds just like sally traffic - really does it for me.
might have to ask her to give me a traffic report when i next see her
well it's the first time i have heard it called that

Reports are coming in of hold-ups on the M4 ....
no problem - same time same place xxxxxxx

i'll cum a different way.
:wink:
I do like a man who can find his way around...

.
i have no problem finding my way round :roll:
your directions were spot on - as i came in record time for rush hour :lol:

2 Dec 2005

my main hobby is travel.
i try to have at least 4 foriegn holidays a year, with a couple of long weekends in this beautiful country lol

lol

austrailia, switzerland, florida, amsterdam, maldives and scotland all scheduled for 2006.

2 Dec 2005

everybody hurts - rem
rhinestone cowboy - ??
compares to you - sinead o connor
all played at friends funerals so just cannot listen to them anymore without having real pains thinking of absent friends....
and on a lighter note - the fool who wrote the wedding march mad

mad

that still brings tears to my eyes thinking i wasted 13 years of my life with that waste of space :cry:
but happy enjoying life now as a single man rolleyes

rolleyes

:shock:

2 Dec 2005

well my little pet has now grown up and gone to star in his very own brand of porn films lol

lol

:shock:
i do miss him though.

2 Dec 2005

i did ask this question recently, when a girl i was seeing asked me to talk dirty to her - and embarrasingly as a 38 y/o i had no idea of what the f*ck to say !
problem got solved with the assistance of some friendly people off here, but a week after i started talking dirty to her we fell out and went our seperate ways ???
funny things women, ask for something you give it to them then they make out they did not want it in the first place !!

2 Dec 2005

even if you could just about reach it - without rupturing your spleen you could not really give yourself a tidy blowjob redface

redface

i would just rather let someone else do it.
and if you really feel the need to suck a d*ck there are plenty of fellas out there that will let you !!

30 Nov 2005

Quote by TheLovelyOne
the most listened to radio station - radio 2 is great...
and to top it all i know a young lady off here who sounds just like sally traffic - really does it for me.
might have to ask her to give me a traffic report when i next see her
well it's the first time i have heard it called that

Reports are coming in of hold-ups on the M4 ....
no problem - same time same place xxxxxxx

i'll cum a different way.
:wink:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
pics are not a neccesaty for me, but it does tend to put both parties at ease.
although i do like some sort of telephone contact, it just seems to weed out the time wasters.

Right thats it :taz:
I cant take it anymore 34fun

banghead

:banghead:
I've beeen resisting the urge to ask ever since you put it up but I just have to know , rolleyes

rolleyes

WTF is that thing in your avatar confused

confused

: , why is it's dick so disproportionaly huge :?: and I thought cock shots where not allowed rotflmao

rotflmao

seriously though.......
it is my pet samson - dont people say pets resemble their owners....
well he has a big d*ck - and i'm small and wrinkly !! lol
Yours isn't small and wrinkly :shock:
ssshhhhhhhhhhh dont tell everyone - they all want a piece of me..
how are you shaz - exhausted no doubt :roll:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by andrewse
Hi every one im new to this, ive finally plucked up the courage to join. Well here goes. :!: :!: cant wait to meet my first swinger :!: :!: :!:

oh i'm afraid you'll have to wait at least 2 days :cry:

30 Nov 2005

the most listened to radio station - radio 2 is great...
and to top it all i know a young lady off here who sounds just like sally traffic - really does it for me.
might have to ask her to give me a traffic report when i next see her lol

lol

wink

well it's the first time i have heard it called that rolleyes

rolleyes

30 Nov 2005

well i remember getting my grubby little hands on a forum mag as a young kid - and decided that i could not limit myself to one person - ever surprised

surprised

30 Nov 2005

thank christ you were not on about the guy who won the world darts championship...... not much of a looker, but can hit a bullseye...

30 Nov 2005

i feel guilty now - perhaps i should become celibate confused

confused

moment of madness over - who fancies a shag lol

lol

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
pics are not a neccesaty for me, but it does tend to put both parties at ease.
although i do like some sort of telephone contact, it just seems to weed out the time wasters.

Right thats it :taz:
I cant take it anymore 34fun

banghead

:banghead:
I've beeen resisting the urge to ask ever since you put it up but I just have to know , rolleyes

rolleyes

WTF is that thing in your avatar confused

confused

: , why is it's dick so disproportionaly huge :?: and I thought cock shots where not allowed rotflmao

rotflmao

seriously though.......
it is my pet samson - dont people say pets resemble their owners....
well he has a big d*ck - and i'm small and wrinkly !! lol

29 Nov 2005

pics are not a neccesaty for me, but it does tend to put both parties at ease.
although i do like some sort of telephone contact, it just seems to weed out the time wasters.