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Quote by givemeahug
Marms i think i remember...oh and the pics of butters and u lol and deano...
Get your ass down this way and soon for some pic taking jobs lol oh and i need afew other handy man jobs doing lol only joking

you called for a handy man.... have tool will travel lol
that must be some webcam marmalade????
obviously still sorting through his new p.o. box service....
how old anyway ?? got to be 40 by now surely ??? wink
just make sure you keep your finger on the lock of the tape - because when they recoil at full speed....... :shock:
i would still call her back, if only to return the compliment by shitting in her fireplace !!
well i think there is something exciting about being invited around to a swingers house knowing your going to get a good seeing to.... lol
but there again i do enjoy the meet and chase of meeting a vanilla. i can get as much pleasure from a night of indepth conversation as i can of having an all night session under the sheets rolleyes
Quote by devondelight
Now look what you made me do .. I have to change me knickers now cause I wet them laughing at you lot redface surprisedops: :oops:
Hey do I get a numpty badge to go with my Munch badge and my SH pin?
DD biggrin

i'll give you my very special badge DD. wink
Quote by Silk and Big G
a little cold sorts the timewasters out...
although it would be helpful if the ladies wore silk gloves, as their hands tend to make tho old boys twitch when very cold !!
wink

The clue is in the question 3
a little too cryptic for me !!!
help me out here girl..lol
not before i add what a numpty you are !!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by burnie
i arrived on the 16th left on the 21st.
did go to ontario, and luckily got out before the blizzard.
i guess toronto misses the main onslaught of winter due to the mini eco climate around lake ontario.
although one day with the windchill it was -8, that was when i was in niagra. had lunch in the penthouse dining rooms, 27 floors above niagra, awesome view.
was a little dissapointed as i did not realize when booking it was close season, but a very nice place all the same.
but at a pint and for a whiskey - toronto is not for anyone watching their pennies :shock:

Just to assure you for the future, you did hit freak weather. They don't normally get storms like that until Jan/Feb.
Also if you look at Toronto on a globe, you'll see that part of the country sits in line with the top of California, thus the slightly better weather....usually. In a normal year, Torontonians are still sitting in their deck chairs in Nov, while the prairies are digging out their cars.
Not to put anyone else off, if your drinks cost that much, you were drinking in the most expensive places in the area. Sort of like prices in the Ritz and the Hilton in London.
Glad you had a fun visit anyway. Makes you realise how nice it is here, doesn't it?
it was a fun place - even the zanzibar club where the women are so bored they will dance for you for free !!
i can assure you i was not drinking in the posh places, but all over. although i was told to go downtown as it was a little cheaper, but the devils advocate, and elephant and castle plus some irish bar were so lively i was going nowhere !!
def going back early next year to take a look at this whistler resort, it sounded just what i was looking for.
just remember you have to go off shift... and your colleagues might not be on the same wavelength as you !!!
be careful postie smile
count me in....
i can just see the photo album now !!!
Quote by glasgow_girl_30
I just had a surprise weekend in aviemore biggrin but could have done with some of your snow there was only snow on the cairngorms didnt even ned my gloves :cry: but had a wonderful time just the same hump

behave yourself - you can't do that in the cairngorns... it is illegal.
first i have heard of it.. just seems to be a throw back to the contact magazine days though. i think magazines will be phased out by the internet in the not too distant future.
Spiders - of any shape/size scare me to death. even if i see them on pictures in magazines.
have only manged to watch bits of arachnophobia because it gives me palpatations..
i have been out in my lorry a good few years ago, the days before mobiles - god i am getting old.
i pulled into a laybye to ask this fella in his car if he knew where a certain place was.
while telling me i noticed that he had his hampton in his hand and he was obviously very pleased to see me....
guy even had the cheek to wink at me - how i never give him a good hiding i dont know ?
also out delivering on my round, went to use a public toilet. while having a pee in the urinal i heard a noise from behind me, when i looked around someone in the cubicle had drilled a hole and had their d*ck stcicking through it. in a supposedly sexy husky manner they were asking me to gnosh it for them - this person was not as lucky as the first though and my work issued dr martins left a fair imprint on the offenders penis...
i have also been thumbing a lift when drunk, and no taxi will stop unless you have your tits out and a small skirt, someone pulled over asked me where i was going and offered to drop me there. 200 yards up the road they are feeling my leg.....
i did walk the rest of the way !
is this just me or does it happen to loads of fellas redface
Phew too many to pick a best of list, but worth naming a few:
REM- cardiff arms park
BOB MARLEY - kingston football club
THE SPECIALS- sophia gardens
DAVID BOWIE- cardiff arms park
BON JOVI - somewhere in the midlands
UB40 - same as above
GLASTONBURY - the 4 times i have been have all been awesome.
LIVE AID - did not pay to see this as i was getting paid to look after the back stage, but an awesome day, lots of happy memories of all the above and many more.
i am not even thinking of making a list of the embarrasing ones which i would rather people would not know about redface
For me the guiness adverts.
I really liked the one with a catchy tune and the fella doing a silly dance. i have copied that at some parties (while extremely drunk of course !)
And the other ad where the horses of the apocolypse come out of the surf. those waves are what i have been looking for all my life, being a bit of a surfer in my younger days.
And i have always thought what a great tattoo that would make, with the horses heads coming out of the surf..
i arrived on the 16th left on the 21st.
did go to ontario, and luckily got out before the blizzard.
i guess toronto misses the main onslaught of winter due to the mini eco climate around lake ontario.
although one day with the windchill it was -8, that was when i was in niagra. had lunch in the penthouse dining rooms, 27 floors above niagra, awesome view.
was a little dissapointed as i did not realize when booking it was close season, but a very nice place all the same.
but at a pint and for a whiskey - toronto is not for anyone watching their pennies :shock:
Why not drop me a line and lets try and organise a mini munch.
There are plenty of willing venues in Cardiff to hold a full Welsh Munch, but if the interest is not there it may not be worth the effort.
Biwelshminx - how are your arrangements coming along ??
If you'd rather not leave your details on here, then PM me.
i was just going to make the trip to blackpool as well.... bad jags.
still probably stopped me from getting a pic in the sunday people !
have they e-mailed you yet ?
Quote by amalthea
Am I the only person who has problem shagging anyone a similar age to either my kids (early 20s) or my parents (early 60s)? Somehow something doesn't seem sexy in either age range......course I'm sure when I am in my 60s I shall have a very different opinion wink

and only 40 odd miles from cardiff...
can you reccomend a nice hotel in bristol ?
p.s
i'm only 38.
a little cold sorts the timewasters out...
although it would be helpful if the ladies wore silk gloves, as their hands tend to make tho old boys twitch when very cold !!
wink
Quote by Alexandra
Just got back fro Canada, went primarily for a couple of days skiing and boarding with some shopping and socialising thrown in.
unfortunatley for me the weather turned, with our preffered destination hit by 6 - 10 inches of snow in 6 hours we tried to switch to a resort i had not heard of before - was booked, about to check in, only for the flight to be cancelled due to heavy snow and zero visability..
so had to make do with taking in an ice hockey game, the CN tower a tour of the rogers stadium and a helicopter flight over niagra.
well that was my last 5 days - what you guys and girls been up to ??

You've not heard of Whistler???
And you ski???
Blackcomb and Whistler are tremendous!
Oh - nothing much has been happening here!! rolleyes
no first time in canada, so had never heard of whistler !! :roll:
was not cold enough to freeze my toothpaste - but i was in a 5* hotel...
Just got back fro Canada, went primarily for a couple of days skiing and boarding with some shopping and socialising thrown in.
unfortunatley for me the weather turned, with our preffered destination hit by 6 - 10 inches of snow in 6 hours we tried to switch to a resort i had not heard of before - whistler.
flight was booked, about to check in, only for the flight to be cancelled due to heavy snow and zero visability..
so had to make do with taking in an ice hockey game, the CN tower a tour of the rogers stadium and a helicopter flight over niagra.
well that was my last 5 days - what you guys and girls been up to ??
well it was nice knowing you. i'll advertise your job on the intranet when i come back from my little excursion..
is that what they are !!
thank god for that - i was going to the doctors to have my prostate checked cool surprised
Quote by postie
No sympathy here Caffy.... evil
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
kiss

had to look twice as i thought you typed burnt my bell end.... made me whince anyway !
i wondered what all that confetti was doing by the side of my bed this morning lol
and being a single man - who is available for dating and shagging - NOT MARRIED... and legal to wed again...
although i have not been certified insane - so no fuggin chance redface
sorry tatty for upsetting your lunch - deepest apologies :cry: