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36openminded
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
England

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At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and maybe some touch too), ties up your hands that could be doing something more exciting and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
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At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and may some touch too), ties up your hands that could be doing something more exciting and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
36 x
At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and may some touch too), ties up your hands that could be doing something more exciting and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
36 x
At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and may some touch too), ties up your hands that could be doing something more exciting and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
36 x
At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and may some touch too), ties up your hands that could be doing something more exciting and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
36 x
At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and may some touch too), ties up your hands that could be doing something more exciting and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
36 x
At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and may some touch too) and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
36 x
At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex.
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (esp taste, and may some touch too) and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
At the risk of sounding stupid... I've just been thinking about the mechanics of safe oral sex...
I assume giving safe oral sex to a woman involves using a dam. Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on some of the senses (taste, a little of touch?) and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly, it's simple and everybody is doing it?
At the risk of sounding stupid... I assume safe oral sex with a woman involves using a dam( ?) Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on the taste sense and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly and it's simple and everybody is doing it?
At the risk of sounding stupid... I assume safe oral sex with a woman involves using a dam( ?) Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on the taste sense and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly and it's simple and everybody is doing it?
At the risk of sounding stupid... I assume safe oral sex with a woman involves using a dam( ?) Having never used one I'm wondering if it puts people off giving oral?
I guess you lose out on the taste sense and it sounds complicated too - esp to me as a guy as we can't do two things at once! rolleyes
Or am I being silly and it's simple and everybody is doing it?
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But I’m wantin’ babe what you’ve got to give
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His eyes were clear to see
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I don't think there are well defined groups, but only that some people like bouncing off specific people. And there could be all sorts of reasons why: they like the persons posting style/humour, they have both been on the forums for a long time, they have met and know something about the real person, they have a relationship outside of the forums (IRL, chatrooms, etc), etc, etc.
Other people like bouncing off any post - damn tarts! wink
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I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
coat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
Should I warm it up or apply it cold?
microwave the seed balls... it will do them the world of good... then apply the bacon fat- scalding hot.... perfect result. :thumbup:
I'm just guessing here but did you leave out the bit about nailing them to the tree? wink
gosh yes... my mistake.... make sure that you use a rusty nail too.. as it will have already gone through the oxidising process, the birdies won't get poisoned.
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