Quote by Hungrypussy69
oooohh 36...that`s more like it!!
I`m feeling the lurve here!!!
:lickface: 
:kiss: 
assionkiss: :hump: 
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36openminded
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Quote by Jags
Can this thread not be locked cos it`s all getting abit heated?
And so say all of us xxx
And my desire to get myself banned has returned :roll:Let me take your mind of it...
:hump: :hump:I'm ready.
:giggle:
Oh, we have quite a party going here - anybody else want to join?
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by Cherrytree
Hi 36
When I was only a little Cherry pip, I posted a thread on this very subject - (if I knew how to put a link to it I would) called "Oral Sex Health" - It's got some useful info from lots of helpful people on it
xxx
Yep there's lot of useful stuff in there - Thanks Cherry!
36 x
Quote by Kiss
Place saved..........................Right next to me :rascal:
*thinks all visiting ladies should be bikini clad as the heating is on full and the jacuzzi is hot*
I'm not going to be wearing a bikini... well maybe if another Southern Comfort is consumed - you better get pouring! :rascal:
I've finished filling the jacuzzi with Southern Comfort...
Quote by Drewxcore
"Give me a Meucci sometime, we'll go out for a beer"
It'll never catch on
Admit it sounds cooler.....although asking someone to give you a Meucci so you can go out for a beer is a vomit worthy idea, surely the phone call would be wasted on such a crap evening. Beer is, in my opinion, yellow water with a tiny bit of alcohol and a horrible flavour, give me a decent cocktail anytime.
My image of you Drew gets stranger every day; a stack of reference books in one hand, a cocktail with umbrella/cherry/straws in the other, a straw stuck up your arse and you stamping your foot saying "Oi! I thought it was a blow job"!
:haha:
We should meet so a better context for your posts is created.
I confess to being taken in by choons post. :haha:
:haha: Quote by westerross
Not sure if this is a confession or just a declaration of a change in direction.
But Angelica and I have recently discovered the joys of 3 in a bed.
We have invited a single male to join us and it has been fantastic.
The strange twist though is that he's taken more of a shine to me as opposed Angelica than either of us expected. She has actively encouraged this development and I've got to say I rather like it.
This morning I awoke with a different face in me pillow and something masculine and slightly hairier in me arms. Never thought I'd enjoy it so much.
I lie there sometimes and his body presses against me. I never thought that I'd let another into our bed like that but now that I have I'm glad I've taken the plunge.
I even have a photo to show you, that will interest my friends on here:
Beautiful isn't he? Mind you he's just been banished to the utility room 'cos I put him out and he came straight in and crapped on the living room floor.
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Quote by Jags
I suggest a change to this thread...
How about somebody carries out an unusual sexual act on me and I have to guess it's name? Sounds like more fun to me :twisted:
OK - I am currently and actively carrying out an unusal sexual act on you - what is it? Bear in mind that I SHOULD be doing some extraordinarily important work and you're a distraction.
Does it involve slapping? :roll:
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Quote by ambervixen
I have another unrelated question - I'm trying to come up with a dictionary for people that do unusual things when you're getting to know them online,
Specifically - what would you call a mutant that obtains pictures of others and then never does anything again, the ill fated photo collectors - so far I have come up with
Visage Vermin
Foto Freaks
Image Imps - but that last one sounds too playful. Any ideas?
Amber
I get the cappuccino thing more than I get the pic collector thing. Why spend time here collecting pics? The damn internet is busting with images?!
Err - I found this:
Prior to felching, the act of inserting a straw in one's lover's freshly bespangled anus and blowing bubbles in the fecal-sperm combination contained therein.
I then had to look up felching
felching:
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Prior to felching, the act of inserting a straw in one's lover's freshly bespangled anus and blowing bubbles in the fecal-sperm combination contained therein.
I then had to look up felching
felching:
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Quote by lincskate
I heard a new one (well on me anyway) the other day.... and i'm afriad to say I don't know what it means!
The slang word is 'Cappucino' !
Now in Starbucks I know what i'll get if i request that! - but in a sexual context I have no idea! Anyone help me out and tell me what it means?
Lots of things entering my mind - most likely the real meaning is less exciting.
Damn I better search for the real answer now...
Quote by geordie12345
18 year old guy in Herts needs a woman or couple to show me the ropes when it comes to sex.
Will consider most women under 35 (poss older if very attractive), not bothered about experience, as long as you're D&D free. Would prefer fairly local so we can meet soon.
Let me know,
R xx
Is this the ropes you wanted to be shown?
Very nice rope too!
Err - not sure if it's ok for me to post stuff that was on another thread... If it's not then somebody smack my bottom!
Quote by PoloLady
Sorry to point this out... but the poll question asks "When safe sex is required". Oral without a dam is not safe sex and so your final option is irrelevant.
If it's irrelevant how come it's the most chosen option! I'm getting the feeling that when safe sex is required then condoms are used during shagging but often nothing is used for oral. It surprised me - but hey I'm not going to judge anybody.
