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4playinc
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · England

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Quote by ..if all else fails freeze a depending on choice

cool go for a marrowforget finger work lol

rolleyes I've seen your pics kitten, and im sorry but you have been lied to.
I dont think you are any of the fat/unattractive/fussy things you reckon you are and you have a lot more self confidence than other girls/boys who may be more socialably attractive
so bollicks to them just carry on enjoying yourself smile
Quote by sexycouple22
Exactly, bloody annoying. that's why i've got the same message twice, as it went down on me, Oh Er redface , twice while i was trying to send it.
Jeff

at least something went down on you , never mind not having any winks lol
Quote by fem_4_taboo
dawn thank you for the link i have just posted in there.
sorry for starting another thread,
but while im here for the 5 so far that have sent those Fu**ing email that say id like to know more blah blah blah yes you have a reply , not one i think you are going to like just as i dodnt like yours.
tip to the guys out there , we all hate cut and paste replies when we have a ad up, fgs dont get on the id like to know more bandwagon cuse your on a ignore streel imho
xx lou xxx

cool if winks are not working and annoys lots of people why dont s h just remove the feature totally, then all answers would not be cut /paste/ cut/paste (sorry pushed button twice)
Quote by DAVEANDDEBBIE69
how come 90% of cams in the chatrooms are of men masturbating. and some who should be keeping it well and truly hid lol debs x

:shock: what i liked about this site is I thought it was non judgemental :!:
:P
Quote by mangetout
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

redface measure by oohs and arrgs by pushing gently its an ooh 4" full force its an arrh 8" + surprised
rolleyes sorry girls but i hate boxer shorts, as i flop around all day, it is suppose to be healthier for us but i end up 'adjusting myself ' all day :P
wink the misses she loves nickerless days and i dont complain at all lol
? Does he have to carry a signed letter of consent from his wife whenever he goes to meet someone?
Yes, it's called the swinging consent card and all male solo swingers are issued one.
mad so where does the wife get her card from, so much for equal rights rolleyes
there are many ladies out there who play away from home unbeknown to thier partner, why someone swings is thier own business really
and if your not happy playing with a person for any reason then just dont

we go to sandbanks for nudie swim love it there and theres plenty of sand dunes for fun
however naturist dont like to be associated with swingers (so ive found anyway)
just a thought , perhaps its because you have no pics so peeps dont know if they would like to meet you , you have no ads to say what you are looking for , you say perhaps peeps just like thier pics looked at , well how many ads have you answered with no pics bet its the ones with pics first
its only a thought
Quote by vodkatonic
:shock: :shock: :shock: do i need to be worried about my toilet duck ????

only if you give mouth 2 mouth , saying that some brands kill 99% of germs so you could be fine
a late nite chat show had one of those chin things on it ( with other toys) suppossed to be good for oral and deep penitration at same time BUT they were thinking about bringing in a double wammy for anal too so you figure out wot that would look like on yer chin
off and on i have had budgies since i was a nipper, all my birds flew :!:
so wots so special about fife.
all joking apart best of luck to yer hen
wear a condom, better safe than sorry :!:
and if you say it stops / numbs feeling then just cut the top off :P
lol my mate had that trouble too till he was told to unroll it, and not use just the teet wink
:cry: i dont know why or what happened at the club and i dont know what that has to do with this site however i am sorry that you are leaving under a cloud, but thank you for reading my questions in the cafe and taking the time to answer, its imput (right or wrong) which makes a website such as this any good so I for one wish you all the best smile
lol Well thanx a lot for the advice so let me get this straight cool no cockshots and no shots of the cock
you ladies so hard to please
i'll just have to send in a mug shot (that will scare you all surprised ) or wait for a munch invite hint
I havent put a pic on site yet for a couple of reasons, firstly nervous of who may know me (if anyone )
but mainly do you ladies (or fellas) prefer cock shots clean shaven / hairy or face shots dont be greedy and say yes to both
and if its a face shot does it matter to you if its got bits blanked off , say like the eyes
you can even tell me why you like a certian look if you like lol
theres been a lot of talk about a munch here in this list, has one been set in stone yet? if so please can i come.
also has the worthingcouple been invited who complained there were a shortage of takers it would be nice to put a face to a complaint wink
mad a proper descussion for once on this subject and some one spoils it :!:
so stop talking bollicks about whether someones bi or if they read ads etc and get back to important items such as WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN :P
hi I read the ads though i do use the search filter to my local area and i do use the pics only filter too.
however i have found that some couples are only guys cos thier other half is not really into swinging but they can use the couples status to get into closed chatrooms
also on the bi issue it can be reassuring to the st8t guy he is the alpha male so then the lady is treated properly cos hubbys in charge
but then wot do I know confused:
redface I do but try turning the tables and see if they let you off the penny , next time you get petrol clock up £20-01 and pay £20 see if that penny is important to them
:P i hampshire hog born and bred too
lived most of me life ere. cant say all of it cos im still livin redface
mad SCAM :cry: LADS BEWARE :twisted:
Hi all I m posting this to you gents as a warning
It happened to ‘MY MATE’ whilst out shopping at a large Tesco
(Please note there are other great shopping centres too)
HOW THE SCAM WORKS
Two seriously good looking young ladies come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start washing and wiping your windscreen with a rag and cream, their firm breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts
You can’t help but look
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no but you could give us a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they climb in the back seat.
On the way they start having sex with each other,
Then one climbs into the front seat and performs oral sex on you whilst the other steals your wallet.
My mate had his wallet stolen last Tuesday, wink Wednesday , :P Twice on Thursday
And again on SATURDAY hump
Please be careful lads
You know you're a mouse potato when..
:shock: I dont know this woman rolleyes but she has me sussed biggrin
just like the rest of us i feel lol