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4playinc
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · England
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BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN?Your last name stays the same. The garage is yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just a snack. You can’t get pregnant. You can wear a white t shirt to water parks. Car mechanics tell you the truth, the world is your urinal, and don’t have to drive to another petrol station cos the loo was icky, same work more pay, wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses cost £4000, your tux from rent a suit hire £100 people look at you not your chest when chatting , belching is a manly thing .new shoes don’t cause blisters. Phone calls take 30 secs; 5 day hols require only one suitcase. Your underwear is £10 for a three pack, 3 pairs of shoes is too many. Your hairstyle lasts for year’s even decades and you only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly hides your big hips, you can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look, you can bite your nails and they still look okay. You can grow a moustache
You can go xmas shopping on 24th dec and finish in 25 minutes no matter how many relatives you shop for.
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Quote by scottishdj2
should u be allowed in chatrooms without having completed basic info in your profile? could it be setup that u cant get use of rooms or adds until u have completed the basics????
over two hundred peeps have viewed this question yet only 28 have voted, about 19 comments have been made and of that 19 some have made more than one statement so all in all that tells me this question is of no real interest sorry thats just my view
i notice from the posts that a few peeps are going on friday and saturday to the show, which both my wife and i often go to. however we were wondering as the pub on the corner is also mentioned how a new swinger would introduce themselves to others in a pub setting not knowing that the person is into or not this lifestyle. without offending or worse getting a smacking 
In theory the same problem can occur in a normal pub situation, however from the forum letters it did sound like 90% of pub goers using this pub would be swingers
no i wont be wearing a red rose or carrying a newspaper
In theory the same problem can occur in a normal pub situation, however from the forum letters it did sound like 90% of pub goers using this pub would be swingers
no i wont be wearing a red rose or carrying a newspaper
these are not mine
its been a long time since i had sex i have forgoten who ties who up joan rivers
sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation the other 8 are unimportant george burns
women can fake orgasams ,men can fake whole relationships sharon stone
my favorite is
it isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married george burns
feel free to add any more :P
its been a long time since i had sex i have forgoten who ties who up joan rivers
sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation the other 8 are unimportant george burns
women can fake orgasams ,men can fake whole relationships sharon stone
my favorite is
it isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married george burns
feel free to add any more :P
Quote by petal24
We work together. He's not on here.
And he was slightly bothered about me being married - he knew about that from the start. But that didn't stop him kissing me.
I was very very drunk - he said he was sober. So i'm thinking maybe its just the marriage thing, because his email said he was concerned about 'the situation I'm in'.
Btw, we didn't have sex - just kissed. But now I want more & am trying to figure out if he likes me or not. The married thing I can overcome if he fancies me.
sorry petal24 but i think you are playing too close to homelife on this bloke working together is one thing but to go further and things turn sour will leave you (or him) in a difficult situation if it just a play toy your looking for stick to sites like this where you and the partner knows its nsa but thats my view only good luck with what ever you decide
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
"Ya now sumptin' womaan, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
Station...
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de Pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
"From now on womaan, when I say,
'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say,
Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna meklove all tru de night gal."
The next night, he came home and shouted,
"Bell One
The wife stripped naked!
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out,
"Bell Four"
"WOMAAN ...What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked??
She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAAN, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!"
"Ya now sumptin' womaan, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
Station...
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de Pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
"From now on womaan, when I say,
'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say,
Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna meklove all tru de night gal."
The next night, he came home and shouted,
"Bell One
The wife stripped naked!
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out,
"Bell Four"
"WOMAAN ...What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked??
She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAAN, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!"
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same here, i think you would have to find everyone in the room attractive to even consider it, or knowing my luck i would end up with the one guy i fancied least!
works the other way too the bloke could end up with the runt of the litter ( no disrespect intended)
come on girls both sexes have their ugly fruits who we take along to parties to make us feel better. :shock:
:shock: im going get hammered for this post but here goes :cry:
im married yet have found a girlfriend who my wife is very friendly with, however niether will share me with the other and wont do three in bed, each know i love them both so theres no behind the back shit, i tell my wife how i feel, mixed emotions alll two ladies get on really well and we often go out as a unit to pubs parties or just to the beach. so though we dont make love as a threesome or anything we are a close mix, i make love to both of then (apart) i really would love us to be a trio , yet my wife says because we are friends it is wrong for her but if i was a stranger the ties wouldnt be there for her and if it was shit then there would not be any fallout.
though i understand this i feel swinging with a total stranger is less meaningful as with a partner who you feel for and will be there thick and thin.
anyway the question is how would you handle this situation dump the g/f force them together, hold on to what i got , be the boss and give orders, personally i would love it to happen but cant see the result being a trio meeting, any nice honest advice welcome and thanks for reading
im married yet have found a girlfriend who my wife is very friendly with, however niether will share me with the other and wont do three in bed, each know i love them both so theres no behind the back shit, i tell my wife how i feel, mixed emotions alll two ladies get on really well and we often go out as a unit to pubs parties or just to the beach. so though we dont make love as a threesome or anything we are a close mix, i make love to both of then (apart) i really would love us to be a trio , yet my wife says because we are friends it is wrong for her but if i was a stranger the ties wouldnt be there for her and if it was shit then there would not be any fallout.
though i understand this i feel swinging with a total stranger is less meaningful as with a partner who you feel for and will be there thick and thin.
anyway the question is how would you handle this situation dump the g/f force them together, hold on to what i got , be the boss and give orders, personally i would love it to happen but cant see the result being a trio meeting, any nice honest advice welcome and thanks for reading
Well I have never been a tea drinker but once way back in Egypt i was persuaded to try Rose tea.... (not to be confussed with rosie lee!) Well I was hooked and bought a nice big bag of the stuff to bring back..
its ok buying drinks etc on holiday to bring back , but its never the same perhaps its the holiday feeling missing or flavour cant get through customs i dont know but its definitly got something missing
do u agree?
its ok buying drinks etc on holiday to bring back , but its never the same perhaps its the holiday feeling missing or flavour cant get through customs i dont know but its definitly got something missing
do u agree?
well there you go i think we are as varied in our tastes for fanny shots as you ladies are in your taste in cocks shots , whether wrapped , open or in use 8-) 
sounds like ladies answer to cock shots :shock: i wouldnt bother answering this due to how silly it sounds they are all beautiful to me
but to be fair you have had a go at cock shots lately :shock:
and some fanny shots are prettier than the ones with looks of bacon hanging down
have i stirred the ladies into cringe mode or are your heckles rising
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