hi all have you seen the blockbuster dvd called short bus if so what did you think of it
is it censorship being too lax
did it answer burning questions like is that how they do those things
or did it leave you confused
personally i thought it was great and quite hard core for the local video store to house however if main stream video shops can house this type of film (showing cum shots) how will general films react will famous stars finally get thier tackle out too
can you imagine a 007 or cassenova remake fit for tv with no holds barred ? (oh after 9 pm watershed of course)
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my wife and i are in the same situation so we are going to meetings munches socials (same thing really) london social called night of senses and erotica this way the people we meet will be open minded and if we hit it off then we will take that step without feeling pressured if we dont feel the people are to our needs then at least we had a good time at the meets
some times you try too hard
sometimes meeting people dont give you that sexual urge but become great friends for life
good luck
some times you try too hard
sometimes meeting people dont give you that sexual urge but become great friends for life
good luck
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Quote by Mallock2006
i've given just received my 50 gold award for giving blood people tend to forget the unsung heros who donate in a different way so com'on
save a life and give blood
Wish I could but I cant
when i looked into giving blood i was under the impression certian high risk groups due to their activities were not allowed to ie gay men, swingers, drug users. perhaps im wrong ?!! 
I have no problem with paying money for a night out, you have to wherever you go in most cities and I'd rather spend a night out in the company of like minded individuals where the atmosphere is 100 times better than that of a city centre night club.
I agree with above quote; even some pubs in southampton charge £5 (fri sat nights) at the door just to get in, thats before you see if its worth staying for a few beers expensive night out.
so yes i would rather pay up front to a like minded social meet knowing the peeps there are on the same wave lenght
I agree with above quote; even some pubs in southampton charge £5 (fri sat nights) at the door just to get in, thats before you see if its worth staying for a few beers expensive night out.
so yes i would rather pay up front to a like minded social meet knowing the peeps there are on the same wave lenght
Some valuable advice for us all -
Dr. Neil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started.
So, I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of
Kahlua, a pockage of Hob Nibs, tha mainder of a bot Prozic and Valum
scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some Nak niks an a bax a
cholates..........Yu haf no idir how gud I fel,
Dr. Neil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started.
So, I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of
Kahlua, a pockage of Hob Nibs, tha mainder of a bot Prozic and Valum
scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some Nak niks an a bax a
cholates..........Yu haf no idir how gud I fel,
just to wish you A great cruise, ive had a trip on o village and enjoyed it though only had a look around o v2 ( i think you will love the chill out room ) make sure you book a weeks spa treatment ( cheaper than individual treatments) love to be going with you anyway have fun and let us all know how you fared 
as mars has gone veggy thought this may tickle your fancy
>Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
> >
> >
> >She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
> >
> >
> >On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
had
> >a Wine Gum.
> >
> >
> >He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the
>one
> >with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
> >
> >
> >They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
> >turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
> >
> >
> >It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
> >Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
>and
> >Tic Tacs.
> >
> >
> >Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a
> >trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
> >always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment
> >as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
> >
> >
> >When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted
> >more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
> >very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
> >Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
> >
> >
> >Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>Sadly,
> >3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss
>Rowntree
> >had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
>
sorry you had to fall out over your opinion, hoping you patch things up soon
it is never easy telling another person how you feel about their situation (always seems like your butting your nose in ) at least you tried to help most people would have let the situation run its course and at the end of it say i knew it would end in tears
if your relationship with the fallen out friend was truely strong then i would have thought time will bring you back together
it is never easy telling another person how you feel about their situation (always seems like your butting your nose in ) at least you tried to help most people would have let the situation run its course and at the end of it say i knew it would end in tears
if your relationship with the fallen out friend was truely strong then i would have thought time will bring you back together
Quote by Lost
I love my car I love driving my car and I will carry on driving my car for as long as i am allowed to even though the powers that be try their utmost to prevent me by making it so expensive that only the more financially able or cost supported travellers can remain doing so (which of course would include them)
I will also drive in it on my own as much as i can while listening to my music very very loud.
so what r you saying :lol: 
Quote by anais
sounds better than calling it a C**T.
Tho, strangely when I went to see the vagina monologues
I went and saw V MONO with my wife and within the full house there was only 30 blokes
so just wondering if other blokes on here have seen it or had the chance to go but bottled out
ps i think all blokes should go
a skinny white guy goes in a lift and meets a huge black guy who says before you ask im 7' tall 350lbs 20" dick and my balls weigh 3lb each Turner Brown.
the white guy faints :shock: but when he came round he says to the black guy please repeat your stats.
the black guy repeats his stats and says my name is Turner Brown.
thank fuck for THAT
i thought you said TURN AROUND surely humour is the best way to let off steam, yes i take your points of belittling individuals is not nice, but all humour has a fall guy, because its hard to laugh at ourselves and if we do take ourself as the punch line is it not to get in there first.ie 2 guys with virgin
let joe screw her first then i break her in or
i screw her first then you can follow my pilot hole
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in Salary for the following reasons:
1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I
do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.
Reply: Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Five reasons not to be a penis ..
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
the return
>> >>>This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return
>>> >>something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she
>>> >>wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
>>> >>work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she
>>> >>bought it on special.
>>> >>
>>> >>Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
>>> >>screaming,
>>> >>"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
>>> >>
>>> >>The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
>>> >>in front of a growing crowd of customers.
>>> >>
>>> >>The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
>>> >>She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told
>>> >>her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>>> >>
>>> >>Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
>>> >>screamed,
>>> >>"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
>>> >>and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
>>> >>
>>> >>In shock, the store manager pleads,
>>> >>"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
>>> >>
>>> >>In a huff, the woman says,
>>> >>
>>> >>"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
>>> >>MY NIPPLES PINCHED
>>> >>WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
>>> >>
>>> >>The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
>>> >>refunded!!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in Salary for the following reasons:
1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I
do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.
Reply: Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Five reasons not to be a penis ..
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
the return
>> >>>This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return
>>> >>something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she
>>> >>wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
>>> >>work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she
>>> >>bought it on special.
>>> >>
>>> >>Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
>>> >>screaming,
>>> >>"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
>>> >>
>>> >>The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
>>> >>in front of a growing crowd of customers.
>>> >>
>>> >>The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
>>> >>She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told
>>> >>her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>>> >>
>>> >>Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
>>> >>screamed,
>>> >>"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>>> >>PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
>>> >>and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
>>> >>
>>> >>In shock, the store manager pleads,
>>> >>"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
>>> >>
>>> >>In a huff, the woman says,
>>> >>
>>> >>"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
>>> >>MY NIPPLES PINCHED
>>> >>WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
>>> >>
>>> >>The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
>>> >>refunded!!
:twisted:
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
Cute - Ugly but F**kable
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
Cute - Ugly but F**kable
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
