i found a site which is like e bay though not as dear that others may like to view
strange name though
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P.S why do you class yourself as athletic build on your profile if your saying on here your over weight? lol 
oh come on be fair athletic build
even sumo wrestlers are athletes lol
i know many heavy build ladies and gents through work etc who though look overweight are in fact healthier and fitter than the average joe .
oh come on be fair athletic build
even sumo wrestlers are athletes lol
i know many heavy build ladies and gents through work etc who though look overweight are in fact healthier and fitter than the average joe .
Personally, I wouldn't follow the diet that you advise. There is no point on doing any diet that you cannot follow for any long period of time.
sounds like good advice to me, personally im a skinny fella who is 3 stone underweight, but my good lady was 20 stone and through eating on the holford G L system has lost 4 stone and is on the way down to 15 stone now
this *diet* was recommended to her by bupa health check ( well woman) and she has never been happier
she has tried all her life this that and other diets, slim world, watchers and cambridge. etc and found she lost weight for a while then got weight plateau this system seems to suit her and she is never hungry
anyway best of luck to you
sounds like good advice to me, personally im a skinny fella who is 3 stone underweight, but my good lady was 20 stone and through eating on the holford G L system has lost 4 stone and is on the way down to 15 stone now
this *diet* was recommended to her by bupa health check ( well woman) and she has never been happier
she has tried all her life this that and other diets, slim world, watchers and cambridge. etc and found she lost weight for a while then got weight plateau this system seems to suit her and she is never hungry
anyway best of luck to you
Quote by dazzkazz
Try this site
we came across it a cpl of months ago not brought anything from there as yet so don't know what its like :twisted:
again thank you for all the help, i must admit i didnt expect to be allowed to ask on here for this infomation as the mods may have thought i was selling .
anyway i will try out this ebare site , it has some weird stuff on it, def not ann summers
again thanks to all who have commented
Quote by TanKinky
If its adult clothing like flower says they get round it by "adult fancy dress" or maybe hen/stag party gear?
some of the gear i can get aound by the way that has been suggested, even some of the novelty itens however certian massage machines lol are not so easy to put any other way
strange really e bay rules-- you can sell things like bondage gear which by all intentions are designed to overpower or submit to- yet plain old pleasure givers are a no-no
to be honest, i dont think it would bother me, i like to get to know the person first prior to any form of play, i would miss playing with nipples but im sure there would be other places to turn the lady on.
none of us are perfect, we all have our own dislikes on our bodies, and personally i think we all worry to much about how others percieve us.
none of us are perfect, we all have our own dislikes on our bodies, and personally i think we all worry to much about how others percieve us.
> Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
true?
>
> A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that 's it... don't
> waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up
> your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can
> extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
> Take a nap.
>
> Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
>
> A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay
> and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more
> than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
> Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass
> (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your
> recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
>
> Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
>
> A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
> that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
> more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms
> up!
>
> Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
>
> A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to
> one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
>
> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
> exercise program?
>
> A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain... Good!
>
> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
>
> A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in
> vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting
> more vegetables be bad for you?
>
> Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
> middle?
>
> A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You
> should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
>
> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
>
> A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the
> best feel-good food around!
>
> Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
>
> A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
>
> Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
>
> A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
>
>
>
> Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
> about food and diets.
true?
>
> A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that 's it... don't
> waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up
> your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can
> extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
> Take a nap.
>
> Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
>
> A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay
> and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more
> than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
> Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass
> (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your
> recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
>
> Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
>
> A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
> that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
> more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms
> up!
>
> Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
>
> A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to
> one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
>
> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
> exercise program?
>
> A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain... Good!
>
> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
>
> A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in
> vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting
> more vegetables be bad for you?
>
> Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
> middle?
>
> A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You
> should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
>
> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
>
> A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the
> best feel-good food around!
>
> Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
>
> A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
>
> Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
>
> A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
>
>
>
> Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
> about food and diets.
Quote by cu3b4ll
I heard Asda were going to fine people 60 quid for doing that :thumbup:
who keeps the sixty quid, surely not asda :!: bet they give it to charity :idea: lol
my wife works in a reservation department of a large company, and she had this booking (via agent) for a totally deaf couple, but under rules in situ, the booking had to say the pair were totally hearing impaired as the word deaf was politically incorrect. also people who are disabled are termed as mobility impaired for the same reason
as parking spaces for disabled are wider than normal. will they get even wider for the politically correct naming ceremonies that may follow. and what about the car window badge for disabled surely thats not politically correct either
its all gone to the dogs this P C lark.
good viewing, powerful story ,quite moving .i could well believe he actually lives his life with that philosophy
:idea:
on a sad note bet we dont hear if he died, just like all news reports something sad mad or plain bad happens yet theres never a follow up story to tell you the ending /outcome
ps thanks for showing video
:idea:
on a sad note bet we dont hear if he died, just like all news reports something sad mad or plain bad happens yet theres never a follow up story to tell you the ending /outcome
ps thanks for showing video
as it will be that time of year- feb 14th chocs and flowers - (dont forget guys)
i was told that flowers keep longer if they are put in a vase with water and either ===
an asprin
lemonade
weak solution of bleach (keeps the water clear too)
ok dont cut and paste in a vase with wateras i know that lol
my question is have you any other methods to keep them longer (alive not pressed)
i was told that flowers keep longer if they are put in a vase with water and either ===
an asprin
lemonade
weak solution of bleach (keeps the water clear too)
ok dont cut and paste in a vase with wateras i know that lol
my question is have you any other methods to keep them longer (alive not pressed)
Why is it that people say they 'slept
like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is
it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote
control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on
'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is
wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for
death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his
chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the
word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking
spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today
and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it's true that we are here to help
others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than
single ones or does it only seem longer?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a
cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See
that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's
bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so
high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent
human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and
not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when
asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where
the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician,
Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to
look up there anyway ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do
they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are
tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . .
. .
Do illiterate people get the full effect
of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow
in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car
ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more
than once make it arrive faster?
: 
like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is
it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote
control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on
'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is
wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for
death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his
chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the
word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking
spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today
and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it's true that we are here to help
others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than
single ones or does it only seem longer?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a
cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See
that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's
bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so
high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent
human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and
not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when
asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where
the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician,
Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to
look up there anyway ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do
they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are
tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . .
. .
Do illiterate people get the full effect
of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow
in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car
ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more
than once make it arrive faster?
: Don't laugh!" said the patient, Joe."Of course I won't laugh," the doctor
said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."
"Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-hoo' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling and then fell
laughing to the floor. Only after 20 minutes was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
It's swollen," Joe replied...
---------------
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the
crabs staying frozen,
and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them
thaw out.
Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your
hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!
:shock:
said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."
"Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-hoo' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling and then fell
laughing to the floor. Only after 20 minutes was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
It's swollen," Joe replied...
---------------
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the
crabs staying frozen,
and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them
thaw out.
Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your
hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!
:shock:
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you????
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience!
Beware of online auction sites............sometimes you get so carried away with wanting to outbid someone that you end up paying more than the shop price.
its not only on line auctions this happens i saw two ladies bid for second hand suites the winner paid well over twice normal price as it turned into a real bidding war (funny to watch though)
its not only on line auctions this happens i saw two ladies bid for second hand suites the winner paid well over twice normal price as it turned into a real bidding war (funny to watch though)
:doh: I am turning into my father - that is sooo something he would say!
Nola x
many times i say things my parents would have said some so daft,( my own kids look on as to say what the f--- ) one that springs to mind is --- by the centre ---- always said when he was angry
any others you care to share?
Nola x
many times i say things my parents would have said some so daft,( my own kids look on as to say what the f--- ) one that springs to mind is --- by the centre ---- always said when he was angry
any others you care to share?
a friend of mine brought a pair of black trainers with white stripe from foot locker at sale time marked up at £20, and then was told its two pairs for £20 bargain
so she choose a red pair too
she got to check out and till rang up extra discount now two pairs for £16 she was delighted
she was happy to pay £20 just for the black ones
trouble was she lived up north and had only come down for couple of days so when she got home with her bargains she found that the red ones were ok (which she never really wanted ) and the black one with a white stripe was paired with a white one with a black stripe.
so has anyone else had a bargain lately that was not so cool
ps we got it changed and did laugh over it
so she choose a red pair too
she got to check out and till rang up extra discount now two pairs for £16 she was delighted
she was happy to pay £20 just for the black ones
trouble was she lived up north and had only come down for couple of days so when she got home with her bargains she found that the red ones were ok (which she never really wanted ) and the black one with a white stripe was paired with a white one with a black stripe.
so has anyone else had a bargain lately that was not so cool
ps we got it changed and did laugh over it
we know the rules and regs for muslin countries are somewhat strange but what would have happened if the teacher was a guy:
do you think the parents would have complained
would we have heard about it as news :?:
i dont think the parents would have complained as women dont complain about a bloke or not allowed to and their husbands wouldnt complain about an 'educated' fella :!:
: do you think the parents would have complained
would we have heard about it as news :?:
i dont think the parents would have complained as women dont complain about a bloke or not allowed to and their husbands wouldnt complain about an 'educated' fella :!:
depending what your in to, but try short bus from block busters they used real swingers in filming :P
i was down sand banks on sunday , and noticed many a fine lady, what ever the shape and size they were neatly shaven or trimed, head hair had seen a brush that day and they all looked like they took care of them selves.however the guys -- come on, large beer guts slouchy walking styles, unkept hair in all areas.
okay im no oil painting or fit but i do the best i can in my appearence as i like my ladies to try too.
so surely you - ladies who are out looking must feel men let them selves down big time.
