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21 hours ago
Straight Male, 64
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Quote by chief-kaiser
For me it has to be the first. In fact all the others are total crap, end of.

not much left to say on this then
Quote by dave008
It seems to me that a lot of people tag other people immediately without thought,
i.e the married man out as a single is a cheat and unworthy!
Maybe consider their partner has a disability or illness and they are only human afterall!

:sad: sure we all label or get tagged in every day life, the youth with a skin head or hoodie,, tattoos ,, posh suit with clipboard bmw or mini drivers
so if self protection is key, we label peeps as they us
now im a married guy, and dont mind being labeled , my wife likes reading these and the stories , and plays now and again,
ps how does this sound. granny and a grand dad tag 50s or late 70s bbw is a good tag?
as i say im not bothered about being tagged its great in kiss chase lol
Quote by robbo-bi1
:sad: home page ads whilst im not logged on may interest me, but the time I have logged in and return to homepage, its changed and bugger me I cant find them again
any ideas lol

After logging on, use the back buttons on your web browser.
This will bring up the original page you looked at, but your logged in.
thanks I give that a bash wink
a tax on CONDOMS,
There is already tax on condoms
see guaranteed to get screwed
:sad: home page ads whilst im not logged on may interest me, but the time I have logged in and return to homepage, its changed and bugger me I cant find them again
any ideas lol
Instead of a nice glass of white wine with my Hunters Chicken dinner tonight I had a bottle of panda pop :sad:
Regards
Harry Jones
:sad: strange cos I find in pubs its cheaper to drink beer than soft drinks and as pubs are struggling I gotta do my bit lol
What have your neighbours done for you lately ?
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We have lived in this house for 18 yrs now and though its a close of 15 houses we still only know 3 close neighbours, our closest one is a real gem, she takes in our washing when raining, keeps my misses in Avon special offers, and has never complained about any weird noises from my home improvements or late night banging lol
once inside you should not be allowed to vote, and no outside country or group of stuffed shirts should be able to change that .
however I feel peeps on the outside who dont vote are wasting thier right to complain when things go wrong, Like petrol rises, spending cuts etc
so vote even if your choice doesnt get in at least you can say I DID my best
remember whoever you vote for government wins
So, what's the best part of sex for you?
For me, kissing is important - before, during and after. I love it.
lol
I personally love giving - oral or touch till my lady cums prior to being touched
kissing is allowed lol
this allows me to totally concentrate on my lady
wink anyone from eastleigh. southampton going to Arousal next saturday 22nd
misses and i thinking about going as its a safe distance away not to be recognised lol (skinny me and bbw misses )

lol Think about it if we could shite gold then we all be rich ( or poorer as gold would lose it value)
on the other hand ---left over turkey given to dogs surely they would shit gold and then owners would def clean up afterwards--
Can i ask does anyone know why they do this and not just use the hard shoulder like the rest of the emergency services?
Im only guessing here :sad: but the hard shoulder is full of all manner of rubbish its not unusual to gain a punture whilst pulling on to it for someother reason.
any broken down car on the hard shoulder cant move out of the way
and finally its more fun to move two cars to the sides by forcing a channel :twisted:
The highway code says that you should join when clear to do so and not force other drivers to change speed or direction
personally I find my driving is governed by my own mood, and also the music on the radio if im feeling blue and radio plays heavy metal then the boot goes down, yet if im happy and a soft mellow song is on i chill out and slow down. as for juctions I hate being behind 25mph approachers trying to speed up actually on the motorway.
Quote by foxylady2209
Of course the inquiry found everyone to be incompetent.
Except that poor child is still dead.

:sad: hindsight is a wonderful tool, all chat and meetings (by the powers to be) will agree big mistakes were made however 2 things wont ever change
babe is dead and wont be the last
peeps lie, to cover thier arse or slack off
human nature :sad:
hello why not try sand banks @ bournemouth for a nudie beach its family friendly and there is dunes for private moments
there are campsites near by however I dont know if they are nudist
best of luck
Quote by Excavate
has anyone been? is it good? me and my gf want to go cos they have sex swings in the rooms. would love to hear some stories about the place . cheers x

lol just checked out thier web and like the sound of the Scarlet Suite
shame there is no party dates shown wink
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I'd go for........

GREAT FILM I like foreign films though I find australian films too slow
and as for ironing forget it wink
[quote=" managed to knock one out lol
well you almost got my sympathy vote must try harder :twisted:
well i had great trouble reading the post,but
my point totally
how about using the chat rooms to meet people who can just judge you on your charm then they can invite you for who you are rather than a cold e mail
Quote by essex34m
sorry if im out of order but if i got an e mail from any person where i struggled to read the meaning of the message
i would not bother to reply
bad spelling, poor grammer, or just plain rude, leave me cold
this is my view only,

So why are your I's in lower case?
And it is spelt 'grammar'
And you don't end a sentence with a comma, you use a full stop.
And sentences begin with a capital letter.
This is my view only.
true but at least it is easy to read and keeps the chat going lol
sorry if im out of order but if i got an e mail from any person where i struggled to read the meaning of the message
i would not bother to reply
bad spelling, poor grammer, or just plain rude, leave me cold
this is my view only,
redface i like words like rumpy pumpy, rather than hard ending words like c-nt, perhaps its due to my lady liking romance rather than rough and ready
hi all,
just got the new mayflower southampton mag whats on guide
and theres a few things that may be of group interest
ie good old rocky horror show , how about vagina monos
or even the new london show la cage aux follies
I took the misses to see that in london and it was brill
ok we are going to rocky ( again love it) and def going to bird cage
just wondering if a group meet up might be arrangable just as a social prhaps
no i dont want to organise it thanks lol
banksy is good at his trade yes- is it wrong maybe, but other artists have turned thier talents to good use. check out
the whaling wall at long beach CA
thats one hell of graffiti and a record breaker
look up wyland artist of the sea
thats what banksy and others should do,
lol
> This one explains a lot...
>
> On the first day, God created the dog and said:
>
> 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
> in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
> years.'
>
> The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only
> ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
>
> So God agreed.
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
>
> 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll
> give you a twenty-year life span.'
>
> The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
>
> And God agreed.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
>
> 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
> suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's
> family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
>
> The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
>
> 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give
> you twenty years.'
>
> But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me
> my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,
> and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
>
> 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
> and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
> support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
> entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the
> front porch and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for
> this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
i get up early in the morning whilst the family are still in land of nod
so i often eat breakfast on my own
oooooops :shock: i thought you wanted to know about solo eating lol
thanks for fast answer bouncy, the eye looks good though the theatre suggestions starts on the 22nd which is a shame as its the night of 21st that im trying to cover
redface help , i want to take my misses away next weekend to a show or something 21st 2ND march staying in hotel to mark 27Th anniversary we are based in Southampton so any ideas where to go would be great
thanks for reading
“learn from previous generations mistakes”, but there is a counter saying “that each has to learn by their own mistakes”.
as your foot note says
good judgement comes from experience ,experience comes from bad judgement
mix that in with greed stupidity and feeling of hopelessness and its going to be a good year
dont forget history is not years ago but that moment just past too
Point is that I was just doing the same thing as him. That is, asking if anyone knew of any sites where I could advertise it. I wasnt trying to advertise on here. I understand the rules and why they are there.
I was only asking fellow members for advice. Same as this poster.
im sorry if my posting has caused a problem and again would like to thank all who has replied please lock this down now to save anymore hassle to all